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Mel-ificent

@skepticmel.bsky.social
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Mel-ificent @skepticmel.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"Work gives your life meaning" also "You're fired"
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Mel-ificent @skepticmel.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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In the background in 3 fem-appearing people who look like they are from the 1950s. Text reads "if they want to go back to the 1950s we're bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. You put me in the kitchen,  I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in jello before God personally comes down here to stop me."
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Mel-ificent @skepticmel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Mel-ificent @skepticmel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I was told there would be winning???
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Mel-ificent @skepticmel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just crying and crocheting. Think this might be my new 2025 thing.
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Mercedes Delacruz @mercyj.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
15 seconds of zen because we all need it right now.
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Happy Tuesday!
Adorable baby raccoon in the grass. 

Caption: touching grass is not enough, I need to bite someone
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