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@skeletonwizardry.bsky.social
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I lame to please. 😬

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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 1h
Nothing hits quite like when the new season intro plays for the first time. I am still haunted by scenes of the awesome art, style, and MUSIC of each previous one. It's been too long, AHS. Time for 13 💀 😁 😈
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American Horror Story
American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning franchise is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Telev...
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How about we just rename him to 'Federal Inmate' already? jfc -- when will this end. We're in The Stupid Place.
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Kristen Bell in The Good Place
ALT: Kristen Bell in The Good Place
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎵 ph*ckin righteous
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Phoneline
YouTube video by Pola & Bryson - Topic
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
YES !
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Watch SCTV | Netflix
John Candy, Eugene Levy and an all-star cast spoof programs from sitcoms to the news in this landmark sketch comedy series set at a fictional TV station.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Something happened on the day he died ..." TRUTH 😔
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★
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
absolutely killer song and lyrics
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Love Is Lost
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't even know how many times I have listened to this album since I discovered it. There is just something about 90s-2000s+ Bowie that grabs me more than any other.
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Heathen
Album • David Bowie
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Are you threatening me?! ✋🤪🤚
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Should we continue with the show, or just leave the car here in the lake?" 😆😆😆
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Hanging with Doctor Z - April with a Z
YouTube video by Hanging with Doctor Z
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Aww yuss
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Cowboy Bebop (Original Soundtrack) by Seatbelts - 1998
YouTube video by S U N D A Y
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I tweeted this 17 years ago. I don't remember what it was supposed to be, but I'll be damned if it doesn't just sound cool -- I mean, I can totally hear it as a gothic, EDM type song lyric: I dream of love in the dance of death. 😍🎵💀
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, lamentations to the blackest chambers of my soul; the darkest corners of my of desires; the... uhm, caves? of my crimson solitude (Sure, why not?!) Sitting in silence; I weep, I weep. (htf is there no raven emoji?)
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♱ GOTH RADIO ♱ ❌ NO AI MUSIC 🚫 | 🦇🦇🦇🦇 | A MIX OF POST-PUNK | SYNTHPOP | DARKWAVE | EBM | COLDWAVE
YouTube video by Midnight Goth Community
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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm using a Ouiji board to see what Lindsey Graham has to say about his eulogy. He said: AH! THE FLAMES ARE SO HOT I AM BURNING AH! I AM ON FIRE AH! MITCH MCCONNELL SAYS HI HI THIS IS MITCH I AM ALSO ON FIRE
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tuesday is just a Monday-aftermath anyway... 😜
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♱ MONDAY RADIO ♱ WE NEED A GOOD PLAYLIST ♱ RADIO ❌ NO AI MUSIC 🚫
YouTube video by Midnight Goth Community
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Travel through time and space with classic #DoctorWho! Join us for adventures featuring the First through Seventh Doctors, with full episodes from across the 1963-1989 era..." @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social ! ! !
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📺LIVE: Non-Stop Full Episodes of Classic Doctor Who
YouTube video by Doctor Who: Classic | FULL EPISODES
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"I will not go to Moscow for negotiations with Putin – there are too many Ukrainian drones over the Russian capital." -- Volodymyr Zelenskyy 😅👏✊🇺🇦
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
😅
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Why should America always have to be the ones expected to go in and [fight, save, aid] country/region/government [xyz] ?? ! It's not OUR war/problem, etc!" Because, we are the helpers. [...]
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Sgt Slaughter: American Patriot
ALT: Sgt Slaughter: American Patriot
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone just called it the "Deflecting Pool" 😆
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Maybe they just accidentally signed the Memorandum of Underhanding?
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At this point they should release the Epstein files to distract _from_ Iran. 😅
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He cannot be stopped. 😆👏 SUCK IT CBS!
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Programmer brain: I just tried to comment out a line of text in an email draft. # this does not work 😆
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I swear, just hearing Obama speak lowers my blood pressure. SERENITY NOW. 😌
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What Powers Should The President Not Have? Former President Obama Weighs In
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Kylo Ren walks into a bar andAAARRARAHGRHAR UIASO*&@ EP*!U HAS%R!!I&^#T&OY !@GE&&TASVA%!!!^^%!RAHJAA GAGA AI^&@&^@B@&^GAO^SG ^G! &^G! &^G!& !^G&^@ G&^!G AYSVK DSALDAYGLYGA ATAFARGA GRAHAGAHJRGAJ HRGT!& !!O !&$ ^G! A BHJRAVLJARJV !G!!!AAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"I have you NOW." <(_] "...WHAT?!" // "YEEAHOO!" // -=>< |-o-|《-¤-》 /-o ☆-/ #youreallclearkidnowletsblowthisthingandgohome
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I joined Bluesky to get away from Twitter. Why do the other people who joined Bluesky (seemingly also to get away from Twitter) constantly still repost stuff... from Twitter?! I mean, I came here to get away from all that, not have it follow me...
Xhibit Xhibiting
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Can't let a country blackmail the world." -- says the man who used illegal tariffs to ... blackmail the world.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Let's all thank JD for being the final push Hungary needed to end a ridiculous, 16-year, authoritarian rule. Goodbye, fat Russian stooge. Congrats, Hungary 🇭🇺🇪🇺 Now, speaking of fat Russian stooges... 😏
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
breakbeats got me like her at 01:15 😁
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Emily Makis, Pola & Bryson - Pretender (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Shogun Audio
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We fired every FBI agent who even looked at Trump in a funny way, and suddenly moved Maxwell, Queen of The Epstein Files to a prison with literal puppy time, but we're totally not weaponized at all, guys. -- Acting AG, Trump's former lawyer
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
...any other president, senator, representative, official, or otherwise would be removed. wtf America ?
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Artemis II is now officially closer to the moon than the Earth. 🤓🌎 🛰️🌕
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
5 ways to avoid being tricked tomorrow on April Fools Day Method 1: … See more
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Rinse and repeat, please.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Frank Herbert Interview on Dune shortly after David Lynch's Dune came out in 1984. He passed away in 1986 which makes this one of his last filmed interviews. He discusses messiahs, cults, Leaders, technology, genes & religious commentary. From Great Ktca Read-A-Thon that aired 09/28/87." Neat 😁
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DUNE author Frank Herbert: "My Arab friends wonder why it's called science fiction."
YouTube video by Asmimov
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Chris: "How do you think you are going to do all that, and not expect to run into me?" Pred: (sobbing) ...Chris Hansen.... Chris: Yessirrr. This mf has become Batman. 😆😎 (should go without saying but NSFW x 1000)
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FREE Full Episode - Sell Me Your Foster Daughter - Takedown with Chris Hansen
YouTube video by TruBlu Streaming Network
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🤺
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Lost remains of French musketeer d'Artagnan may have been found in Dutch church • FRANCE 24
YouTube video by FRANCE 24 English
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Putting everything else aside, I think I'd like to see Fetterman start wearing a suit. The senate should not be casual dress. 🧐
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just pay the TSA with ICE money. No DHS funding until masks come off, cameras go on, and training is not a joke -- or just get rid of ICE. No secret police in America.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hell yes. If not now, remember remember a wave in November...
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
New JOJO - hell yeah 😁
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Watch STEEL BALL RUN JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure | Netflix Official Site
America, 1890. Johnny Joestar, a genius jockey now paralyzed from the waist down, chases after outlaw Gyro Zeppeli in a tough cross-continent horse race.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love these guys for their war coverage, but from 2:42:52 there's 4 minutes of an amazingly hilarious Trump impression. 😆
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IRAN LAUNCHES ATTACKS ON TANKERS, IRAN PREPARES STRIKE ON CALIFORNIA! Breaking War News The Enforcer
YouTube video by The Enforcer
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Epic Fury and Epstein Files both start with the same letters." Whoops. 😆
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
These guys do absolutely incredible, live, real time, up-to-the-minute and verifiable a-political war news coverage, with picture and video evidence that puts -all- news networks to shame. I've been watching them since Russia invaded Ukraine and ...
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KHAMENEI DEAD; MASSIVE WAR ACROSS MIDDLE EAST, IRAN BLOCKADES HORMUZ! Breaking War News The Enforcer
YouTube video by The Enforcer
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
UK: 3 US: 0 😐
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'I’ll name them right here.' Massie calls for investigations into Epstein’s alleged accomplices
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Aliens, declassifed, eh? So, that's the trick. We just have to get Obama to talk about things we want. "I guess Trump is too much of a little bitch and far too stupid to make universal healthcare happen for the American people -- I'd do it, and I'd call it EagleCare." 🦅😁
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
...more like, Board of Fleece.
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skeleton.wizard @skeletonwizardry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
After today, I really will be even -less- surprised if he attacks Iran this weekend.
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