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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞

@skeleroon.bsky.social
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rune/roo 🌱 25 🌱 ♂ (he/they) 🌱 L(G)BTQ+ 🌿 major horror fan | certified problemadick since 2000 | body mods collector | lover boy | movie buffer | pickler of strawberries | sunflower personified!! 🌻 🌵 @leukas's husband since 4/16/19!! 🌙

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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 9h
i'm stupid as fuck so i didn't realize rheumatology is an actual thing let alone know what the hell it'd be about until my partner got a referral to a clinic,, when i hear rheumatoid i think about arthritis but i guess it's mcfucking called that b/c it deals with bones and muscles and joints,,
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10h
@AmbJohnBolton

mf tried to sell me a potion

(picture of a white cat wrapped in a blue cloak. he or she is a wizard.)
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 11h
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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leukas. @leukas.bsky.social · 15h
My mom is ALWAYS riding my ass about how I "always wear black and never add colours to my outfit", when that's simply NOT true. Sometimes I take the gay reusable shopping bag on walkies. And will you look at that, it's gay boot season yet again! So piss off mom, you don't know me or my gay ass. 😤
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13h
@jonesisdead

Cinderella (2026)

@cleptocowgirl

Not the bar sink vibrator

(picture of a vibrator in a bar sink)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@AdvanceBase

My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it.
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Pastel Lich @pastellich.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A moth emerging from its cocoon #silenthill #darkart #art #horror #イラスト
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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@leukas.bsky.social 💞💞
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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my therapist keeps nudging me to ask my mom to come to a session with us,, tbh i want her to come but i don't want to upset her and fuck everything up again b/c i don't want her to leave me again,, i missed her so much,, i keep sobbing and having massive panic attacks b/c i don't know what to do,,
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@banalplay

this car has rules to prevent it from becoming a gremlin

@StonkKing4

$TSLA Cybertruck owners ..

1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and

2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tweet from Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin):

me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone
[doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you
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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
btw all my spaces, including bluesky, is a safe space for trans people!! the current political climate is a living nightmare, but for what it's worth, you'll always be welcomed here, and i hope it makes you feel more comfy!! very firm very friendly reminder you're adored by others, including me!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BIMINI RUN MICROSMITHS 1991 SEGA GENESIS
I'M A SHAAAAAAAAARK
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk if i wanna see whalefall or not,, the premise of a hot ass guy trying to get out of a giant sperm whale who vored his ass is def a rune interest, but the trailer somehow isn't clicking super hard with me,, i'll watch it when it starts streaming tho!! 😤😤
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@david8hughes

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs

Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Justin Staggs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms):

GOD: [creating Ant Eaters]: Just glue a Dust Buster® on the face of that big jungle skunk.
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Kurt @ Hardcore Gaming 101 @hg101.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A book for AI lovers
Kids book with a pig titled I Really Like Slop!
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💀🌱 rune || i love my partner!! 💞💞 @skeleroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just like a fart u can never trust a moan b/c i tried getting one out quietly but my vocal chords decided to do their own thing and i let a loud ass groan right in my partner's ear,, covered my mouth instantly b/c i knew i fucked up,, they were laughing too hard to continue,, i fucked that up,, 💀💀
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 30/04/2025
Art by • Calder Moore
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frame #47800 from S05 -E13 - Strawberry Dessert Holiday Battle-629271
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last ones, I promise.
@SLCLunk

Normalize going into an interview with a picture of the interviewer's kid's school paper-clipped to your resume.@tisthepamseason

i have nothing important to add to the ice coffee discourse other than that a new hire once brought in a gigantic dunkin donuts iced coffee and set it on my desk next to my keyboard while was training her on the computer and i accidentally took a sip
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@lisathebeauty1

It's bare minimum friday, don't you let that job stress you out today
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just kidding. Here's some tweets.
@jESSPEEBEE

Dude came in to interview for a server job and when told it was gonna be a minute he sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Manager came in and in her southern drawl said "You ordered alcohol at a job interview and it's a White fuckin Russian?! Pay your tab and get the fuck out."@J_adoreDiDi

I was interviewing for an assistant and was very happy to interview a man for the role. I asked him to tell me about a time he made a mistake and what he did to fix it and he proceeded to tell me about the time he cheated on his gf.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One time I interviewed someone who brought an iced coffee and I didn't hire them because I don't like iced coffee and I forgot which one of us I was.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUESS WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A PERFECT SKELITIN ANGEL CHILLEN WHILE A TON OF OTHER SKLETENS ARE WATCHING THEM AND JUDGEN THEM AND THERE DOING THERE BEST OR ,HONESTLY ABOUT HALF OF THERE BEST, BUT THERE DOIN SOMETHING AND THATS GOOD I THINK, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY TOLD ME, YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT, YOUR ALWAYS GONNA BE A FAILURE, DONT WASTE YOUR TIME, QUIT WHILE YOU"RE STILL AHEAD, YOU WONT SUCCEED, DONT TRY ,,,,, GUESS WHAT? THEY WERE RIGHT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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