𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m in the hasbro corporate office and there’s an executive bashing someone head on the edge of a table in a conference room. On the projector is a pickle with bill withers’ face on it 000
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Can feel my gamer powers activating. Ignore the ethereal blue light from the UFO abducting the cat 120
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026No! I only kiss my wife who is very scary 010
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’m very thirsty that’s why I advocate for the creation of this nation I need the freshwater 000
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Don’t ever fahckin midwestsplain to me there bud I’ve lived in minnesohtah for friggen 27 years pal 120
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Firmly believe this would be the greatest country on earth 240
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026CCR despite being from california are an infinitely superior southern rock band than Lynyrd Skynyrd who are fucking the shithole known as jacksonville florida. 000
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026American nationalism in 2026 is cringe. Great Lakes separatism? Now that’s a different story 020
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026When I was a little bitty baby my mama would rock me in the cradle 000
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Heartfelt gesture of love from a local white boy CLICK HERE —-> HeartfeltGestureFromALocalWhiteboy. net 000
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I hate to tell you kid but Skelbton The Wizard used to have dreams and aspirations too, kiddo. 020
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a diner holding a pizza box that says pizza on itALT: a man in a diner holding a pizza box that says pizza on it 110
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Youngblood you’re ruling this Burger King go beast mode on that whopper 010
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I want to learn to make a doom clone but that would be hard and I don’t like doing hard things 131
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Wife’s outta town. Going beast mode. Sitting in my underwear drinking. Loving life 010
Reposted by 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 25/02/2026Give me a drug, all of your love. 3820138
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Once you get fat in your mid twenties you start feeling like Tony soprano 030
Reposted by 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞Brock’s Photographic Journey @bar44.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷 694003357
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Currently the only two songs I can remember how to play on guitar are Wham! By Lonnie Mack and Blue Shadows on the Trail from The Three amigos. 020
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The worst part of owning guns isn’t the price it’s that the dumbest fuck on the planet will think that you and him are best friends and agree on every single political issue and let me tell you he has the wrong opinion on every single issue he knows about 040
Reposted by 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. 463174076031
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Listen… to me…… turnips… suck…. Asss…. Erghhhh……. 110
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Opening the back of the carriage and drowning in an avalanche of turnips 110
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 07/02/2026starting to think the little furry gremlin ripping parts of the wing off of this airliner is into me 020
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I WAS AT THAT FUCKING TOUR. I SAW PRINCE LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN 2011 WHEN I WAS 11 PLEASE GOD TELL ME I DID NOT GO TO THE SAME CONCERT AS JEFFERY EPSTEIN 020
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Datamoshing my GABA and glutamate receptors 060
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I wanted to be like Merle haggard until I learned I can’t stand gin. Misery on the other hand seems to think I like it 030
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Whoever put the bookmark button so close to the share button needs a firm talking to 140
𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026In Minnesota we have one of these I humbly call Mount Liquor Store. First summit by moi. K2 next 110
