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@skekze.bsky.social
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
all the world a song & we are but the notes.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
And in other news, donald trump has had the vatican bombed & the pope arrested for defamation to distract from the invasion of venezuela to distract from the epstein files.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If Life is but a Dream, then why does it cost so much money?
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
If I turn water into grog, am I a divine pirate?
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Since dick cheney has no heartbeat, how did they call time of death, with a mirror?
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The cannabis industry in America is like Kraft Single Slices when I want Tillamook.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When trump dies I hope melania has him interred at the golf course. He'll finally have achieved a hole in one.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If the Govt paid like Waffle House, there'd be no govt shut down.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
information revealed by a washington insider details how when trump was briefed on alien remains in area 51, he asked if they'd been probed & if he could personally have a hand in it.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Breaking news: putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Cheats faster than his fanbase's growing mullet! More racist cholesterol pumping thru his collapsing veins than Paula Deen! Able to leap all law with an executive signing statement! He's SuperScam.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9-V... we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
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Supaman - Miracle feat. Maimouna Youssef
YouTube video by Supaman
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
trump be blowing so much wind up the ass of the Cannabis Cartels that I expect them to be a Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade float this year.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Breaking news!! trump has legalized cannabis on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOfl... A good life ripples thru time.
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Ozzy Osbourne w/ Slash - In my life ( Beatles cover )
YouTube video by metallicaddict13
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Next episode of South Park should be trump being haunted by visions of Ivanka's staircase. It's hiding in the woods when he's golfing. It's peeking out of the water hazard when no one's looking. It's right behind him in the reflection of the mirror he's snorting adderall off of.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
9 out of ten epstein's say trump is a pedophile. The tenth was incidentally dissembled in a freak compactor accident.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Billionaires should have to pay a guillotine tax. Let them carry the economy for 10 yrs so all who make 400k or less get to save & invest in their lives to reduce the disparity of wealth that will lead to the oligarchs huddling in their panic rooms as pitchforks & torches come seeking an audience.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cprf... Thanks for everything ya madman.
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OZZY OSBOURNE - "No More Tears" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6S... Time is a circle, so let's keep the best on repeat.
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Men Without Hats - I ❤️ The '80s [Official Video]
YouTube video by Men Without Hats
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Newsbreak: Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening. The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
In a shocking move, trump has deported the boy & girl scouts of america. ICE has been outfitted with new batteries for their tasers & will be coming to a pinewood derby near you.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
www.ktbs.com/news/louisia... another load of shit on the compost pile.
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Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart dies after cardiac arrest
BATON ROUGE - Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart has died after suffering a cardiac arrest on June 15. He was 90 years old.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Like the BIble says Be Fruitful & Bomb Your Enemies To Make Your Children Fight Your Battles.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I feel like our current presidential options are far too young. We need a seasoned competent man of a ripe age of 98 like Mel Brooks. Now that would be a parade. He could run this country like a remote job.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpi... we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
lailluminator.com/2025/02/07/i... looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
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Immigrants sue ICE over alleged 'Russian Detention & Deterrence Scheme' • Louisiana Illuminator
The lawsuit complains immigrants from former Soviet countries including Russia, Georgia and Kazakhstan are being wrongfully denied release from ICE detention.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How do I get paid to mock rich people everyday? I feel like it's my life's calling. Some burning herb whispered it in my ear.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
went to a group job interview at a grocery store. 20 people vying for 2 positions. It took 2.5 hrs. And I think to myself what a wonderful world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBrd...
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Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (Official Video)
YouTube video by LouisArmstrongVEVO
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
millionaires in america voting republican is a humorous thing. They think they're part of the in crowd, but they're just another resource to exploit.
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skekze.bsky.social @skekze.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Twitter glitched the other day & I can't remember my login info. I think this made for a good time to say good bye to that nazi message board.
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