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skeetlet s pumpkins

@skeetlet.bsky.social
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displaced cloud engineer/SRE. pls hire me. cat & cheese & skiing & gin & coffee & starwar & scotch & knitting & wrasslin & vengabus enthusiast who picks up heavy things st paul - she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - former robydoby

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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 13m
The outlet is not all that secret afaik. It’s just that there aren’t always a ton of things on sale, but outlet items will show up when you’re searching for stuff by category in my experience. This makes it seem like it’s hidden and it’s totally not.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 3h
They are losing their minds over that leaf... both cats going brrrrr… Malört’s tail is a poof. I keep checking outside. There is nothing and their eyes are fixed on the leaf.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 3h
Transing a carrot?! Woke has gone too far.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 3h
Being a cat owner is recognizing that sometimes the really annoying sound is caused by FREE ENRICHMENT and you cannot mess with the leaf that is stuck under a hose right outside the glass porch door, which is also being blown by the wind… and both cats are pawing at the door causing a ruckus.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve found that it’s much more durable than regular polish, but instead of chipping off, sometimes I get just an entire nail worth of polish come off, leaving a slightly damaged nail surface underneath from it peeling right off?
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 5h
And like… how everyone else was doing a one-over of people to make sure they deserved help and then still offering it as long as not ICE. Like I had to jump @johnmaddening.bsky.social’s car and people checked to make sure we were good because we passed the vibe check.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 5h
Warms the cockles
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 5h
That was the most beautiful pettiness to behold, knowing the strength of that message
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 7h
she will run for president again*
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 7h
And like… idk how many calls I had with him, but it was enough that I KNEW how the call was gonna go when I saw his name pop up on the caller ID.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 7h
The way her dad would proudly tell me his daughter, a US Senator, shared my first name, then proceeded to be an absolute asshole to me on every tech support call I had with him told me everything I need to know about that family.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 8h
It’s giving this energy.
static.klipy.com
K-2SO: Cassian Said I Had To (Rogue One)
Alt: K-2SO, a reprogrammed Imperial droid from Rogue One, flatly remarking: “Cassian said I had to”
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh no! I know how excited you were for this ❤️
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh. I’m so sorry. I know that feeling well from my previous kitties.❤️
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Right?! It is so much fun
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooooooh wow. Well. Thats the place that gave me a 10 minute absolutely useless HR screening interview that went on to reject me… guess I’m not gonna lose sleep.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Srsly.
A cloudy sky with a vivid orange sunset as seen from a car passenger seat.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Right?!
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear MSP, go look at the cloudy sunset a bit.
A cloudy sunset behind some trees. The clouds are small little puffs along orange, pink, and blue streams of bigger clouds.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I, too, am here for the Weird Al doom cult
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy shit. Gross. 😭
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m just a little depressed unemployed guy who wants free ice cream products.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should email and ask them. Lol.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also I would have taken great joy in rejecting unreasonable requests from people with “… this is a Wendy’s”
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold on!!!
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dammit. Got a rejection from Wendy’s. Idk what their corporate perks include, but I had expected free Frostys.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh boy
static.klipy.com
Antici (Say It) Pation! - Rhps
Alt: Animated gif from the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring Frank-N-Furter in a black sequin top and pearl necklace. The caption says “antici-“, then there is a pause going to Janet’s face (a perfectly normal woman with brown curly hair) as she waits for the word to be finished, finally if goes back to Frank-N-Furter, and the caption says “patron”, making the full word “anticipation”.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So… people ignore car alarms all the time, because they false alarm all the time, rendering them useless… and I was just present for a car alarm that was just more fucking loud and irritating in its false alarm… solving nothing except making me irate.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You may also see if blocking adds any length, but yay! Sweater is a thing it took me a VERY LONG TIME to be brave enough to commit to. Now I’ve made several and am starting my next! 💪 🧶
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I -want- one that’s stainless steel, but…
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ffffff I have been on the lookout for a snacklebox…
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh god as an environmentally reactive puker once the nausea has taken hold… absolutely not.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fuck
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NOOOOOOOO NOT DANNY TREJO
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d hate to get put on a list over it. 😅
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, the color and texture looks like flour tortillas that are standing upright like a hard shell taco. Three of them. On a bed of mystery meat. (The temptation to share this horror is outweighed by my unwillingness to deliberately post slop.)
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, only hand cilantro, tomatoes that look like miniature cherry tomatoes, sinister cheese that looks like a veiny fungus, and some kind of meat. It’s also on a bed of the same meat.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone literally just posted an ai slop taco fundraiser flyer on a neighborhood group and the cilantro looks like zombie hands coming out of the earth.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah, absolutely. Chances that they either directly groomed and trained or at the very least have known about this and waited for an October surprise… 😒
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I read “Cthulhu took a shit” and that’s also a valid description of AI burgers.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love how The Horrors have turned normal rational people into conspiracy theorists and I do not believe for a second this isn’t an op to affect the MN elections.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you!
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Usually I’m a capslock enthusiast but I’m not feeling capslock rn
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta meet the “awoo” at your level
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
awoo
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As I recall, the orange was more prominent on the bottle. But… idk.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think so. It was in 2023, so it might have been after that run.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanna try to be a scent person but I’m not. I once smelled this amazing orange thing at the Louvre gift shop and I wish I’d bought it.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, exactly. And I feel like usually when they have technical questions, they have a bit more of a grasp on the tech they’re asking about, but she had a list of questions and their correct answers and that was basically it.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like she didn’t understand what she was asking, so she didn’t know which words went with each other necessarily.
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