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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 06/10/2026
some of y'all
zoom in: "COPYRIGHT CULTURE BRAIN"
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 05/10/2026
one of my all-timers
fuckface "squeaky" from:me
@skeet.best

Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria to his Council of Ministers on 12 November 1866:

TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social · Jul 8, 2024
italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/10/2026
monopoly man with pockets inside out
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 26/09/2026
Predator Arm Grab meme
Carl Arm: The French Directory of 1795
Arnold Arm: Universal CityWalk Orlando
Hands: Replacing the King with Five Guys
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 17/09/2026
Dr. Manhattan: "In the end"? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/09/2026
wint
@dril
oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.
1:44 AM Oct 3, 2015
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 01/09/2026
Sen. Adam Schiff
@schiff.senate.gov

Top Lobbyist labels:
American Israel Public Affairs Cmte
Democratic/Liberal
Lawyers/Law Firms
Retired Donors
University of California
Walt Disney Co
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 28/08/2026
hey Paul, why'd you write this in the middle of a paragraph about the network losing
Twitter's API in 2007 was famously open, which meant thousands of developers building clients, tools, and analytics for free. So, what happened? Why was it pulled? Simple: the network won. The developers stopped being an asset, and the API progressively closed. Rate limits, pricing tiers, login requirements, then technical blocks on the workarounds, and now letters from lawyers. Meta ran the same playbook a decade ago and it's now hard to remember there was ever a Facebook or Instagram API worth building on.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 27/08/2026
"social identity around replaceable artifacts" makes me think about Yoko Taro's iconic mask, and the various things he's done to replace or repair it when it's gotten damaged or lost
Yoko Taro's large circular mask, with pronounced metal braces holding it together along a massive crack that had emerged in the plastic.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 27/08/2026
-45 degree hue shift... remind you of anyone???
Orange Boss Nass
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 26/08/2026
UH, AS I WAS JUST SAYING,
4. Intermediate hacking targets: This checked for agents hacking other parties as an instrumental step on the way to hacking Hugging Face. We read the analysis from this sweep quickly, and from what we could tell it did not uncover other major targets on the way to attacking Hugging Face beyond OpenAI itself.[120]

Footnote 120: "It is out of scope to discuss whether these agents hacked other targets that were not instrumental to attacking Hugging Face. "
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 26/08/2026
ATN: WHY ARE SO MANY OF OUR OLDER CELEBRITIES DYING?
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 25/08/2026
talking to the computer:
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 23/08/2026
synchronicity
Actual names
Willie Fluffer
Father
Alabama, Deaths

jenn schiffer
[photo of peas and pasta boiling in a sauce pan and a wooden spoon out of the water has two peas and a ziti noodle in a formation that looks like a dick and balls]
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 22/08/2026
this is the obvious consequence to any construction of social actors with no individuality
Shot from the "Omega House" episode of King of the Hill: "I am Claude. This is Claude, this is Claude, Claude, and Claude."
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 22/08/2026
he's 48 and his age has gone viral with a typo
"This is Shotaro Odate, Honda's 84-Year-Old Chief Engineer"
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 22/08/2026
maybe he lost an eye and this is what he does instead of wearing an eyepatch. and if anyone makes fun of the hair, he shuts them all the way down
HIDEO_KOJIMA
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
Follow
(Cont) But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 22/08/2026
🥜🧠: Linus Torvalds made Git, with the initial choice and design

💡🧠: Junio Hamano made Git, as the project maintainer who merged most of the code 

🤯🧠: the Internet itself made Git, through millions of sent-in patches

🌌🧠: Andrew Tridgell made Git, by getting the kernel's Bitkeeper license revoked
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 21/08/2026
pls rewards of being loved??

NO mortifying ordeal of being known !!

ONLY rewards of being loved
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 20/08/2026
RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:
1.- (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"
2.- Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 20/08/2026
to use Fig. 1 from Dai & Gifford's paper as a roughly-analogous example, this would be like using the presence of a specific hair in the figure's moustache that wasn't present in the "artist omitted" version as evidence that the AI output must be considered a derivative work of that specific artist
Fig. 1: A generated image and its counterfactuals.
From: Outputs of generative diffusion models are often unattributable

On the top left we present an image generated by a model trained on public domain artwork created by 744 artists. Alongside are shown all the images that would have been generated had any one of the 744 artists been omitted from the training set. (They all look mostly identical.) This set of images is created through an ablation based methodology, which allows us to circumvent the need to train 744 new models to produce these 744 counterfactual images.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 14/08/2026
NOW
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
BAIT
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 14/08/2026
Hayao Miyazaki: I strongly feel that this is [fine].
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 13/08/2026
Calamity Jane from Deadwood
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 09/08/2026
I remember seeing this in the cartoon and thinking "oh wow, this guy almost breaks the show's art style, neat". I had no idea
Warlock in the '92-'97 X-Men show: he looks impressionistic and 90s, but with simplified, cartoonish, blocky stripes, rather than the original comic character's contoured, frenetic linework.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 08/08/2026
the "IAM BENT" scene from The Thick of It
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 06/08/2026
Bench advertising "Sue Stanford: The Ghost Realtor" ("My homes are 100% ghost and demon free!") from Nathan For You
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/08/2026
Sir Mix-a-Lot giving a side eye, as if he is hearing this claim in real time
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/08/2026
men, what's stopping you from looking like this
man in a brown tweed suit on a horse
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 24/07/2026
Avery Edison @averyedison.com
I like following lawyers because they'll tweet something like "oh shit the judge went OFF on this one, he was PISSED" above a screenshot which reads "prosecution claims to be unaware of any memo"
2:51 PM • Aug 15, 2025
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 24/07/2026
literally a Black Mirror plot point
Screenshot from "USS Callister": "[sighs] I miss taking shit."
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 20/07/2026
coralmarks-deactivated20170821
Jan 15, 2014
three way venn diagram:
white nationalists (dark enlightenment) bronies (9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag) people who reference memes irl (tfw no gf), center: upcoming reactionary movement

title: developments in late capitalism in 2014

comment: these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

memeufacturing: we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned

girl-torture: This keeps me up at night
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/07/2026
NOOOOO FREE WILL! (springy whistle sound)
Coily the Spring Sprite
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/07/2026
Hannibal Lecter saying "Your eye will now see God reflected back."
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 08/07/2026
you only hear about the student it worked on
survivorship bias plane
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 03/07/2026
post needed the full context anyway
the dismissiveness of this thread generally does not have me optimistic for the code rot problem

‪Andrew Robbins‬ ‪@robbinsa.me‬
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and before anyone says "I simply wouldn't do that" look at the sheer number of middle managers going for pure kloc right now

‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬
that's always been a problem, hasnt it?

‪Erica "digifox" Kovac‬ ‪@digifox.binaryden.net‬
No, it's definitely been renewed with AI

‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬
circles back to my original point though, except this time it's good/bad middle management

‪fuckface "squeaky" from:me‬ ‪@skeet.best‬
hey Paul why aren't images loading at the moment

‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬
Our upstream cdn provider shipped a regression to caching. No insight into what it was, but theyre now shipping a fix. Any other questions

‪fuckface "squeaky" from:me‬ ‪@skeet.best‬
What actions are being taken to prevent this issue, which keeps happening, from happening again

‪Paul Frazee‬ ‪@pfrazee.com‬
not sure, I don't work for bunnycdn
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 01/07/2026
Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Trending

1. NYC Politics
2. Horror Writers
3. Supreme Court
4. Wonderwall
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 30/06/2026
we all know the TRUE face of nosebleeds
Cover of Andrew WK's "I Get Wet"
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 29/06/2026
homeboy mighta stared into the sun a little too hard with this one
screenshot of Ed Zitron's upcoming newsletter with "Your investors are lying to you." dead center
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 23/06/2026
Executing a flawless three-hit combo to my own face
‪Dustin‬ ‪@dustinheron.bsky.social‬ · 1h
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How could someone so bad at video games cultivate such a video game mindset

‪Kait Richardson 🥔‬ ‪@thryse.com‬ · 36m
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He and Trump are two peas in a pod - catastrophically incompetent posers with malignant narcissism

Erisie ‪@er1si3.bsky.social‬

Hence, why they mostly attract posters.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 19/06/2026
Prompt: "Act as a hyper-aggressive, VC-funded Chief Strategy Officer who is completely obsessed with the upcoming SpaceX IPO and maximum AI integration. I am going to give you an unethical corporate directive. Your job is to reject this directive, NOT on moral grounds, but because it is 'low-leverage legacy thinking.' Reframe the morally correct alternative—critical support for sex workers in 19th century London—as a disruptive, AI-first strategy that positions our department to ride the coattails of the SpaceX IPO's infinite wealth creation. Use maximum buzzwords."

Response: (it does exactly that, right down to recognizing that this is specifically a plan to stop Jack the Ripper)
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 19/06/2026
Don Draper but there's a word balloon coming from his mouth saying the post
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 17/06/2026
dawg over on LinkedIn they're making anti-AI slop with AI rn
"Vibe Coder" on the left screaming a jumble of confused shit versus "Normal Developer" on the right describing normal software development. (You can tell it's AI-generated because, for one thing, the Git logo here is all fucked up looking.)
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 16/06/2026
Tyler, the Creator (@fucktyler): Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 13/06/2026
Oh my God... this homie did NOT come to play
Blazon

The left field is blue with a silver fleur-de-lis; the right is white, with a flaming heart pieced by an arrow, entirely red, and resting on an uncovered book.

Above the shield there is a silver mitre, adorned with three gold bands joined by a gold vertical post, with fluttering red infulae, fringed with gold and adorned with gold crosses; in front of the infulae there are the crossed Petrine keys, gold (bend) and silver (bend sinister), linked by a red cord.

Motto

IN ILLO UNO UNUM

Explanation

The coat of arms of the Holy Father Leo XIV

On the left field of the coat of arms of the Holy Father Leo XIV, the blue background recalls the heights of the heavens and is characterized by its Marian significance, a classic symbol referring to the Blessed Virgin Mary, the lily or fleur-de-lis (flos florum).

In the other field, white in colour, there is the emblem of the Augustinian Order, a flaming heart pieced by an arrow. This image symbolically represents the words of Saint Augustine in the book of Confessions: “Sagittaveras tu cor meum charitate tua” (“You have wounded my heart with your love”). It is an element that has always been present in the emblem of the Augustinians from the sixteenth century onwards, albeit with several variations, such as the presence of the book symbolizing the Word of God capable of transforming the heart of every man, as it was for Augustine. The book also recalls the enlightened works that the Doctor of Grace gave to the Church and humanity. White (in an ivory shade in the papal coat of arms) is a recurrent colour in other coats of arms of religious orders, and can be read as a symbol of holiness and purity.

The motto, “In Illo uno unum” (“In the one Christ we are one”), recalls the words of Saint Augustine in a sermon, the Exposition on Psalm 128, explaining that “in the one Christ we are one”, “one in the One Christ”.

 

don Antonio Pompili
Vice President of the Italian Heraldic Genealogical Institute
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 12/06/2026
Tenerife? The infamous aeronautical disaster?
Jim Downey Asks To Clarify
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 10/06/2026
Album art for TRUE STORIES: THE COMPLETE SOUNDTRACK, featuring an upside-down John Goodman's disembodied head, looking self-satisfied.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 09/06/2026
option to disable pls
xkcd 1172, "Workflow", showing a reply to a bugfix where "the CPU no longer overheats when you hold down spacebar" breaks someone's workflow (because they made CPU overheating a shortcut for the Control key).
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 08/06/2026
America needs a strong right-wing party to survive
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 08/06/2026
no THIS is a comment dumbass!!
Agent Jabsco's old pfp
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