Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 22mOMG! Not just ghosts jobs but now ghost Bish's.. Where's Wellington Paranormal when we really need them...? #nzpol 163
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 1hI am staying in a motel without cable this, week (which is cool). But the TV ads! And the ACT one where DS is our best option because he (allegedly) built his own car... Now just counting the holes on the acoustic tiles... 010
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 5hOnly has to stall for a few weeks and it'll be off to the bolt-hole in "Te Puke".... 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 14hOff to work, just a fair whiff of sulphur across the dawn... 1150
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026TBF, more chance of a coherent response from penguins... 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The only worse thing than ACC are sons of the private companies that manage ACC for govt agencies like Police. Even more dishonest and deceitful. The ACC concept is great, the actual implementation long overdue for a brutal overhaul... 030
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Only after the Korruption Trials so it can never happen again... 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Broken... #OutOfTouchMuch #nzpol #BinTheBuffoons 030
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Also what evidence does Stanford have of correlation between 16 year olds and couches - or this is just something else that "someone" said to her for which there is no official record...? 120
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is a statement you make at the beginning of your term as govt. After almost three years, what have you done to our schools (and our country) that everyone just wants to leave...? 140
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Saddam was a lousy shot. The Houthi not so much. 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"...BlueSky is just not good for non-US global news and discussion..." NOT the case in Aorearoa... 030
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Well, there goes the tradie vote...and probs a good chunk of farmers' cheap labour... #OutOfTouchMuch #Election26 #BinTheBuffoons 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This mental image that cannot be unseen is offered to hopefully mark the lowest point of the luxon term of govt. Everything can only get better after this.... 010
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm sure this will be Labour's fault too... #MostMockedPM #BinTheBuffoon 040
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh, dear....! It's Fun At The Office season again... 010
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm not sure that the same war eight times counts the same way as eight wars... 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And will be those who reap the most from any positive change. Win/win parasites... 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I know Suze and, TBF, a lot of her work this term has been on district-related issues. Unlike many of her peers, she does regularly get out into her communities. Most of the party stuff she posts is because she has been told to. There are many worse Nats, but shift to red or green would be ideal 110
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We will. This refers to consumables like missiles and ammunition because the US oversticked on hubris and would not learn the lessons of Ukraine until it experienced them for itself... 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Still no action from the same west that, in 2011, happily launched off against Libya for human rights violations, bit off way more then it could chew and had to be bailed out by the then less bad guy US... #HypocrisyMuch 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A few horrible pink ACT ones along SH3 and SH4 but not nearly as many as last time. Lesser but about equal Nat/Lab/Green ones and way less NZF. I am greedy and have one each Green and Labour on our fence (no Green candidate in Whanganui)... 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We rushed the buy of the navy helicopters in the hope that it would reduce the tariff. It didn't but because we were so desperate, we are paying the highest rate per aircraft of any other buyer... 350
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026While I think pay equity and social investment are more important than sucking up to the five eyes gang, the govt could invest a lot of that money domestically, create jobs and wealth and not necessarily in badda-boom items either... 010
Reposted by Simon O'Neill Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 15 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol 022
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hegseth thinks he's Commodus. Needs to watch the movie all the way to the end. 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gretchen's a bit worried saving the world might get in the way of her making a buck... 250
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Maybe he could save us all a bunch of trouble and just land directly at The Hague....? 2432
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If he didn't have less than a month to go before he is evicted, this might be something we'd need to consider for the prime ministerial staff... #nzpol 020
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026luxon throws a staffer off the 9th floor balcony - why didn't you think of this...? 011
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026...but they won't be free - an Ai will assess and charge by quantity... 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Interoperable means able to work together. It does not mean everyone is the same - which is the lie being peddled here.. 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Committing to an open-ended unbudgeted "emergeing" technology... Scaremongering from a defence force that's hardly in the game but wants to stay in the club... We don't need this and it's of limited if any use with our other relationships... 110
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like it - can't stand those dark and doomy genres... 110
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the myth is that if you have a penetrating wound, a tampon will control the bleeding because it is about the same size as the entry wound 000
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Please. Can we kill the tampon myth once and for all...? 100
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Turn the machines off. Read a book. For greater effect, try reading it out loud... 030
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Let's treat people with diabetes the same as everyone else. Oh... 010
Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Farmers will need all the benefits they can get once the EU cancel its orders due to this govt's vandalism... 010