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Sean

@sjhross.bsky.social
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Communicator and terrible sports fan. 🐯&🐝 depending on which time zone it is.

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Richard Bowen @ancible.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
From crisis creates opportunity. Not saying the #GoTiges result would have been the same against stronger opponents but these charts from @sjhross.bsky.social point to fun times ahead. open.substack.com/pub/sjhross/...
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thanks for sharing!
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OozeBall for life.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
That burst down the wing with ten seconds to go in the second (?) quarter made me wistful.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
And updated all the stats sitting on the dashboard post GWS drubbing if that’s your thing: sjhross.github.io/handbrake/
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The Handbrake — Richmond FC 2026 Season Tracker
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nothing this week but have something I wrote last week about remembering what a win looked like (and forgot to post here): open.substack.com/pub/sjhross/...
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Winning, remember that?
Given it has been eight months since we had a win, I spent some time having a look at what that actually looked like game wise last year.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
How else would you spend your Easter Sunday night? sjhross.substack.com/p/handbrake-...
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Handbrake - round four
The stats say the Port loss was ok, the stats are annoying.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🙌
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sadly no camel anymore though.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Worst bit about following a bad team is returning to traditional value based rivals rather than the snarky point in time ones which are much more fun.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So apparently I'm writing about stuff again: open.substack.com/pub/sjhross/...
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The Handbrake - rounds 1 to 3
Three rounds, three tiers, one man with a spreadsheet and a theory.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
+1
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Nothing will ever be as funny as how much Perth people care about the BBL.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
*built
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Just build a mapping website from scratch in about two hours using Google's AI tools and I've moved from interested sceptic to full on believer. Lots of fun as well.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm a big Jonathon Coe fan, will be interesting to see if he joins the exodus.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Good crossover here!
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Get in you Bees. 🐝
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Pretty ordinary afternoon to be a pint in Richmond.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Which now I think about it is probably because they barely ever retain them. But I was over there one summer and their fans were utterly baffled by the mid-series carry-on over us retaining rather than just waiting a week for when we’d won it.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Never underestimate the self-interest in not losing. I also reckon retaining the Ashes is a much more Australian theory than English, they‘ll now mostly want to not lose.
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4boat @4boat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I love everything about this photo and especially through the lens of your post. 'He played his natural game which in this instance was to block HARD for two days'
Ben Stokes holding a bat with a 90° bend in the handle. "Ben Stokes had to call for a new bat after his broke while batting at the Gabba where Australia host England on day four of the second Ashes Test. Photograph: Jason O’Brien/Shutterstock"
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
’We are blocking our way lads, don’t let any single prick suggest otherwise’
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Have a random missing word just to prove nobody has stolen my account after months of inactivity.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I’m far more on-board with the general idea of Bazball than most others seem to be but it‘d incredibly funny to see the personality complex kick in here if they block their way to a draw.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🫡
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Thanks for organising!
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Yeah I don’t watch all that many games live but was very pleased the timezones aligned for this one!
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
These have been tops, thanks.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bees culture.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Are the 10-12 things in the room with us now Chris?
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Five stars from me.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Chris Scott’s presser didn’t disappoint, what a miserable git.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This was fun!
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Can Rayner on pace to be my new favourite player in an hour or so.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m sure there is some reason to have three VFL finals in the same early timeslot while there’s no blokes AFL on this weekend, but it seems a bit dumb.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Enjoy whatever comes next! Very jealous.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Soon as he went back from that 50m set shot I absolutely knew that was going through, delighted for him. And how good for you?!?
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yep, we’re just a bit shit again.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
And now returning to being happy for North Melbourne to win whenever they see fit, was a fun side hustle though.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
And here we are…
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When/who was that? Seems on brand.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The AFL wanting things like the Rankine suspension to follow a week of dialogue between club and league is no good. Just tell Adelaide how long he’s out for, don’t enter into negotiations.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Have softened on him a lot this year watching the grunt role with the kids. Not going to pretend he didn’t annoy the hell out of me as we transitioned out of being good, but has put in a proper shift. Bouncing back from missing 2019 was tops.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Ooze coaching from the bench is my favourite Ooze.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A happy Stadium of Light is a lovely thing.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yeah maybe, feels a fair bit like we've seen this movie before though. Onto the Dogs next week though.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
She looked lively, I’m just not sure there’s all that much of a plan. Bloody weird shaped ground though, so maybe they deserve a week’s grace.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m still flat on Sheehan for having a good old chuckle over the recruiter drafting herself back on night one.
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Sean @sjhross.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m not that patient anymore to be fair.
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