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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Theological debates over on Twitter.....

Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Bon Jovi at Croke Park, Dublin tomorrow. We're travelling down from Belfast. Somewhere between Belfast and Dublin, I'll turn to my son and say..... "You know what? I'm pretty sure.....We're half way there......"

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

According to Trump, Lake Ontario is now Lake America. Great Britain will become Old America, Asia is now Trumpistan, and Earth becomes Donald World.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dear Death, today you have taken Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. You do realise that Donald Trump IS RIGHT THERE!?!?!??

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself." Ahhhhh.....do NOT worry....OK, I'll guess I'll just stop worrying then. Easy peasy 🙄

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Argentinian sabre-rattling about the Falklands is a bit cringe. The islands are British and the world knows they'll do bugger all about it.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don't care who wins the "Bronze" match in the World Cup, but in the final I hope Spain beats Argentina so badly that their women go barren, their crops fail, their economy collapses, they break out in boils, and Trump invades. May it be biblical!!

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Jeffrey Donaldson can get in the bin.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Northern Ireland is incredibly backward and our capital is dilapidated. The people aren't anywhere near as pleasant as the PR suggests. Far too many are still petty bigots when you scratch beneath the surface. The scenery is nice in places. That's about it. Not worth the visit.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Just another doctor we brought in to help the NHS. He's even doing overtime, performing surgery on sick members of the public. Nothing to see here.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Pic 1: Mothin Ali rejoices in the challenging of misogyny. Pic 2: Mothin Ali with his wife. Photos offered without comment.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

England are 12/1 to win the world cup. So, thats means if you put a tenner on England, you'll lose a tenner.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

"There is perhaps nothing worse than reaching the top of the ladder and discovering that you're on the wrong wall." ----- Joseph Campbell on middle age.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I'm moving to Jeopardy, wherever that is. Seemingly that's where all the job are.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Phew! It was just a gaffe.....I thought for a minute I'd fallen asleep and missed nine world wars.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When you feel compelled to assert dogmatic certainty about lofty metaphysical matters, remember: you probably don’t even fully understand how a vacuum cleaner works.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Some weirdo in my house is eating eggs in odd numbers.....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Stumbled upon a Facebook group "Preppers" discussing their plans if there's a nuclear war. my plan: stand outside with a beer, wait for the flash, and then jump and try to make a funny silhouette on the wall of my house.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Happy St Patrick's Day....the day when the entire Western world pretends it Irish.... except the Scots.... they're still Scottish.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Because when I eat a duck called Trevor I rename him Confit de Trévoreaux, which sounds much more expensive and impresses my guests. Not to mention, saying "we're having Trevor with plum sauce" just sounds weird.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Bias is a funny thing. You don't think you suffer it until someone you hate makes a great point or says something very funny.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Considering switching careers to something: (1) less reliant on living the zombie life by staring at screens most of the working day, (2) that's not so vulnerable to being replaced by AI within 5-10 years tops, (3) preferably in the music industry.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

A Polish surname living in the US.....irony is lost on this guy....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Sometimes I put my headset on even when I have no meeting so I can pretend I'm a pilot like I wanted to be 30 years ago ....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Wuthering Heights....what a load of old pish. 2/5.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

It sounds like my neighbours are listening to Iron Maiden this morning. Sure, it's coming from my speakers, but still.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

If Trump was European, he'd be saying more American soldiers died in Afghanistan because they just weren't as good.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The USA is not our ally. Stop pretending it is, and treat it accordingly.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

They're bringing back Clippy over at Twitter....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

The world is bad, but here's a poem about the power of poetry to put things right.....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Toilets for other academics versus toilets for philosophers.....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

"We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration." Use small words. Bring crayons.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

For the love of all that is good and holy: stop obsessing over the news, folks. The doom-mongering is no accident. It's quite deliberately designed to keep you anxious, because fear keeps you plugged into it. Keep informed, sure, but keep it limited. You'll thank me later.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Trump to Iranians: "help is on the way." Inside my head.....

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Just for a laugh, Denmark should sell Greenland to China.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

So far three grown ass men have burst into tears on The Traitors. Dry up, for dear sake. #TheTraitors

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Dear America, you love your guns, right? You want to stay armed because the "only thing that can stop bad men with guns is good men with guns", right? Well....it seems now is your chance to step up.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The USA is fond of pedalling the myth that everyone needs them and they need no-one. Fine. Let them have no-one. Isolate them. Let them wallow in pariah status for a while. We'll chat again when they sort their government out.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Tell you what. America can take Greenland from Denmark if over 50% of Americans can locate Greenland and Denmark on a map. The Danes can thank me later.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A confrontation between the EU/UK and the USA isn't going to end well for anyone. And yet this US regime is threatening to take us there. I only hope my own country's leaders have the balls to support and defend Denmark if it comes to it.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I hope Keir Starmer and the rest of the UK government can find a set of balls quickly because this US administration is quickly becoming tyrannically bullish. If Trump eyes Greenland are you just going to sit on your asses "analysing the situation"?

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It's OK, folks, he's going to Make Venezuela Great Again.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I brought some Christmas joy to a wee pensioner last night. She was in front of me in the queue at Tesco and her shopping came to £53.74. When she counted out her change she only had £48.50. She told me not to help her, but I insisted and we had her items reshelved in no time at all.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I never realise how tired I am until I have a few days off and actually stop.

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Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Joseph's da when his son told him: "So, yeah, Mary's pregnant, but the baby isn't mine. It's God's baby!"

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