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Sjef

@sjef.nu
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Love to post here on the Blockchain Capital website. Personal: sjef.nu Business: structureandnarrative.com Fedi: post.lurk.org/@sjef Choccy milk: sjef.nu/category/choccy-milk Desk Rave: soundcloud.com/deskraver

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Sjef @sjef.nu · 20/08/2026
Yeah en/of nu punt nl...
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 01/08/2026
lol god dammit
it's a screenshot from the Mirriam Webster Dictionary's time-traveler feature where we are supposed to be picking 5 words from to describe our vibe and the first one that pops into view is fucking "autism spectrum disorder"
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 30/07/2026
me using that button whenever I have the misfortune of seeing the linkedin feed from today forward
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 21/07/2026
GUESS WHO'S BACK
It's a picture of a new bloom on the Hoya in my bathroom that perfumes up the whole hallway at night.
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 19/06/2026
Blessed 🙏 Grateful
Screenshot from an admin dashboard that says "Sjef, you're 0% closer to best in-class marketing campaigns". Good. I am glad.
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 03/06/2026
Rotterdam once again the true innovators here 🫡
Victory Gundam statue at Blaak skatepark in Rotterdam
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 18/05/2026
The "is this?" butterfly memeA page from an 80's computer mag with BASIC code intended to be typed over by the reader
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 11/05/2026
The Hoya in my bathroom is blooming after hanging out for a couple of years and let me tell you that shit smells INCREDIBLE in the evenings.
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 01/05/2026
Only 7% Stars 😅
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 13/04/2026
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 13/04/2026
Eva 1.11
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 19/03/2026
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 02/07/2025
Second one is already in the can apparently: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 16/04/2025
Look out for the ratty-ass label lol
Granja Armengol Batut de Xocolata - the best chocolate milk
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 25/01/2025
Still stand on this banger #therecanbeonlyone
Screenshot from the @thesjef Twitter archive from Nov 3, 2013. The tweet says: "The title of LEADING FUTURIST should be attained through Highlander style quickening. Culls the herd & makes for super exciting conferences!"
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 24/01/2025
Remember 2013? 💀
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 20/01/2025
Despite Current Events, wishing a very happy Today Was A Good Day Day to all who celebrate.
A picture of Ice Cube smiling because he didn't even have to use his AK.
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 10/01/2025
Not waving but drowning
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 24/12/2024
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Sjef @sjef.nu · 24/10/2024
Google has nothing, LLaMA doesn’t know, ChatGPT is just full of shit (wow, surprise, lol). It seems to be just old and obscure enough that it hasn’t been indexed. That or I have made it up entirely (not impossible but doubtful as my writing generally does not include catchy jingles). /thread.
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