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Literally so boring.

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sj @sj.wtf · 21/08/2026
This was one of my favorite challenges at the Defcon Kubernetes CTF this year. They set up some CRDs that you could script inject with their attributes so it would cowsay the flag 😂
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sj @sj.wtf · 01/07/2026
Saw some loons yesterday
A loon swimming in the waterA loon and two loonlets swimming in a lake, with a tin boathouse and a boat in the backgroundA loon and two loonlets swimming in a lake, with a steel framed wood planked dock in the background
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sj @sj.wtf · 25/06/2026
Some more vacation pics
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sj @sj.wtf · 23/06/2026
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sj @sj.wtf · 13/06/2026
Snapped a few pics today
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sj @sj.wtf · 12/05/2026
The fish are teasing me. Didn't get a single bite for the opener
Two mid sized muskee in clear shallow water right next to each other swimming toward a dock
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sj @sj.wtf · 10/03/2026
I was lucky enough to see a twins preseason game with the rents!
A picture of Hammond Stadium, the Twins spring training stadium in Ft Myers, Florida. It has a big TC logo on the side, and it's a beautiful sunny day with fluffy white clouds in the skyA picture of a baseball field from a little off the center of behind home plateA picture of a baseball diamond in the background with a hot dog covered in mustard in the foregroundA picture of a Rays pitcher winding up to throw a pitch to a Twins batter
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sj @sj.wtf · 09/03/2026
It was nice seeing flowers on my road trip, looking forward to true MN spring
A smattering of purple and pink flowers growing in some greenery
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sj @sj.wtf · 09/03/2026
I guess I found gold at the end of the rainbow on my road trip? It's too bad I already ate or I'd have gone here.
A rainbow ending at a restaurant named "The Flame Indian Kitchen"
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sj @sj.wtf · 20/10/2025
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sj @sj.wtf · 11/08/2025
My coworker and I got 2nd at the defcon kubernetes CTF! Gunning for 1st next year!
A pair of devices that are mostly screen in blue 3d printed cases with red lettering saying "KUBE CTF 2nd" at the top and "DEF CON 33" on the bottom. The screens show a menu titled ESP 32 Marauder, and the options in that menu are 1. Wifi 2. Bluetooth 3. Something in yellow that I can't read from this picture, and 4 reboot
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sj @sj.wtf · 05/06/2025
Had a nice trip to Chicago! It's also nice to be home though.
Sunset behind the Chicago skyline
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sj @sj.wtf · 29/05/2025
Absolutely beautiful tasting menu at Cariño in Chicago. My first time doing a tasting menu, and I'm incredibly impressed.
Painting of Frida KahloNA Margarita, this tasted so fresh and the salt had a bit of spice to it"chips and salsa", crunched up corn chips under green salsa gel in a spoonChiccharones and elotes
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sj @sj.wtf · 25/05/2025
Good scenery on the Empire Builder!
People fishing in a boat in a stagnant lake with a ton of green algae with a river bluff rising up behind it.
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sj @sj.wtf · 14/05/2025
Picked up some cool stickers today 😎
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sj @sj.wtf · 10/05/2025
First walleye of the season, just above the slot here.
A 26 inch walleye on a dock next to a tape measure
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sj @sj.wtf · 02/05/2025
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sj @sj.wtf · 11/04/2025
Frey starting to look real panicked
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sj @sj.wtf · 25/03/2025
MN State Patrol needs to find a better pastime than doing donuts over north Minneapolis
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sj @sj.wtf · 10/03/2025
Went somewhere warm and saw some burds
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sj @sj.wtf · 18/02/2025
Really proud of this picture, had to get that golden hour lighting despite the cold temps outside. Kalbi short ribs and rice
Kalbi beef short ribs and rice in a bowl topped by chives and sesame seeds and gochujang
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sj @sj.wtf · 12/02/2025
Just a couple of burrowing owls
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sj @sj.wtf · 28/01/2025
I want to be clear here. This is not some random fist iconology. The white fist symbolizes white supremacy. There are other fists that represent solidarity among other groups, but this is the white supremacy fist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raised_...
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sj @sj.wtf · 28/01/2025
Again, why have you included the white power fist on the side you identify with?
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sj @sj.wtf · 28/01/2025
🤔
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sj @sj.wtf · 22/01/2025
House of Leaves rules so much
A Calvin and Hobbes style comic. Suzie says "Hey Calvin, you want to play 'house'?" where the word house is highlighted in blue, like it is in the book House of Leaves. In the next panel, Calvin says to Suzie "I don't know, how do you play?" In the next panel, Suzie is seen walking in an infinite hallway. In the next panel, Suzie is dwarfed by the enormity of the house. In the next panel, Calvin is pictured in the dark with a flashlight shining on what seems to be a hole in the ground. In the next panel, Calvin is pictured running down stairs in the dark chased by a shadow. In the next panel, a house is pictured in a white field, with a tree in the front and some trees behind it, giving a sense of silence and finality.
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sj @sj.wtf · 31/12/2024
Last week I learned that winter fogs are so uncomfortable. Humidity when it's cold sucks so much.
A foggy tree-lined street
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sj @sj.wtf · 30/12/2024
Shredded short rib chili with kidney beans
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sj @sj.wtf · 30/12/2024
Centrists when the money shifts
A tweet by Cenk Uygur that says "I agree with @elonmusk and @vivekgramaswamy about H1-B visas. But I love the rebellion against them because it shows that MAGA is thinking for itself"
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sj @sj.wtf · 18/12/2024
I wasn't joking about the shitty smells
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sj @sj.wtf · 09/12/2024
I may have overdone it with the lunch salad concept at work
A blue bowl on a white table filled with romaine, pico de Gallo, queso fresco, sour cream, with shredded pork heaped on topTwo ziploc bags with sour cream, salsa, queso fresco in them, a bottle of hot sauce, two rectangular glass food containers, a blue bowl, and a green silverware roll on a white table
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sj @sj.wtf · 29/11/2024
Had a nice meal with the family, always nice to have everyone together to cook something really good.
Thanksgiving meal on a table with a grey tablecloth with green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, roasted carrots, stuffing, turkey, gravy, cranberry jelly, and a spinach salad with cranberry goat cheese and walnutsThanksgiving plate with roasted carrots, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, jellied cranberry, turkey thigh meat, stuffing, and a dinner rollPumpkin pie with a dollop of whipped cream topped with cinnamon
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sj @sj.wtf · 23/09/2024
It's already soup season again!
Chicken noodle soup with wide egg noodles, shredded chicken, carrots, and celery in a cloudy chicken broth.
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sj @sj.wtf · 01/04/2024
Decent plate for my brother and I on Easter, pork chops and gravy with mashed potatoes, and radish micro greens with a miso and sumac vinaigrette type of thing.
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sj @sj.wtf · 11/03/2024
Made some pretty good wings over the weekend, but honestly? Frying *and* making a scratch glaze for these wings is a bit too much work. I'm going to stick to baked wings with just normal bottled sauce in the future.
Breaded and fried chicken wings on a cooking oil stained paper towel on a plate on a cast iron stovetop, with a cast iron comal behind itWings in a grey nonstick frying pan covered in a thick reddish-brown glaze with red pepper flakes in it, on a black cast iron stovetop that's pretty messy with small drops of oil all over it.Fried breaded wings covered in a reddish brown glaze in full sunlight. with a weathered grey deck and brown grass in the background
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sj @sj.wtf · 02/03/2024
Me staying up way too late every single weekend
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sj @sj.wtf · 23/02/2024
Here's a weird-but-useful trick: when you make soup, reduce it more than you usually would, then when you portion it out into containers, put ice cubes in it to lower the temperature faster, so you spend less time in the 140F-40F "danger zone" for foodborne illness growth.
3 shallow containers of chicken noodle soup with ice cubes on top
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sj @sj.wtf · 01/11/2023
Went through about 30 lbs of candy last night despite the turnout being a bit less than usual. Not one bit of leftover candy! Love it when things work out like that
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sj @sj.wtf · 26/08/2023
Chad says "I don't get it. Why do you hate cops so much?" to a bearded man wearing a trucker cap and sunglasses. The next panel has a large speech bubble filled with a ton of tiny, indecipherable text, and in the next panel, the speech bubble has consumed almost all the space with more, tiny, unreadable text, indicating that this person (and all people) has many many reasons to hate cops.
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sj @sj.wtf · 19/08/2023
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