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Gojo Satoru

@sixeyessatoru.bsky.social
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
// tomorrow my ass, it’s been a week, forgive me. Let’s get this acct going!!!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
// a new coworker started at my job and she’s super nice and my poor lil gay heart can’t take it
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
// Making my official return tomorrow with light bandwagon! Sorry for delays, my mother in law’s health is priority but also taking time for self care 🙏🏼
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
// Hiatus almost at an end! Thanks for y’all’s patience!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
// she’s off the ventilator!!! Unsure about her mental state but she’s responsive…. Waiting to see how everything goes. Currently waiting for the hubby in the hospital parking lot with the baby in the car :)
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
// I’ve been keeping my mother in laws kids fed. (Aka my husband and his sister.) Since both are refusing to eat, it’s literally guilt tripping them into eating. I can’t do much but I can do this….,
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
// mmm. She’s in a sedated state and resting. She is in the icu on a ventilator and going through withdrawals so we’re just hoping for the best
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
// yeah me too. This was intentional on her part. Just hoping my husband is okay enough at the end of it all.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
TW: drugs // uh… so I got busy with work and then last night my MIL od’d on her prescription anti depressants so another hiatus until further notice
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
// Okay, officially back. Lots of work drama while I was dealing with pregnancy. A coworker I thought I was cool with is now apparently recording the entire day on her phone so having to really be careful with what I say and do cause she’s just gunning for me and two other girls. It’s iffy.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
// funeral today and then I’ll be back starting tomorrow. Thanks for your patience!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
// I HAVE BEEN ON A HUNT FOR A BLACK DRESS FOR MY BABY. HOW IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
// The best boy ✨✨✨
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
// Home from work, baby on my chest, let’s get to some replies!!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Satoru kicks a door down. “I can feel Suguru.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
// Working, I’ll be here to send replies or starters for the next two days, after that it’ll be the hiatus.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
// my husband had a family member pass away yesterday. We’re having to make the adult decisions. On a small break until after the funeral Friday :)
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
// At work, it’s a slow day, only two groom dogs and a bath dog. 💀 RIP my check.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
// y’all my baby beat tf out my elbow with the tv remote. I’m livid but I can’t be mad at her because she’s not even 1 yet and doesn’t know better.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
He couldn’t resist the raise of his brow at his joy of his rather superficial compliment. “… You’re welcome, little demon.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“… You do have a phat ass.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“You’re just mad you’ve never had a love like I did.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
He could only nod handing her the money before pocketing the little charm. His eyes widened behind his glasses though his lips remained in his classic charming smile. “Interesting. Six kids and immortal. You sound like a bag of fun.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“Just like you haven’t seen the rest of your height since the end of puberty.” His smirk was wicked, eyes twinkling with mischief behind black shades.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
👉🏼👈🏼
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“My boo thing is cold-hearted.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“Mafia? You’re funny. I just get headaches. The glasses help.” He met her gaze evenly, a playful smirk appearing on his face. “And fun could be anything. A good fight, something cool to see or do. At this point, I’ll take any kind of excitement.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
“Miss you, pookie. Haven’t eaten McDonald’s since.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// Do what feels right!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// firstly, fuck your boss, secondly fuck your other boss, and fuck your hr. That’s how it was at my last grooming gig. I’m sorry you’re going through it boo
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
@ the Yuta that just followed me
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// i fuuuuuucking hate bosses like that, I’m sorry you’re going through it and I’m sure HR is shitty as hell so it’s hard to report stuff like that.,
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// i fucking died. She calls me her good bitch and she’s my big poppa 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// sorry to hear that 🥹, I hope tomorrow is easier for you.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Satoru hummed in thought for a moment before pulling out his wallet. He frowned deeply scratching his chin. “I don’t carry small bills. Do you have change for a 20?” His eyes widened slightly at the new knowledge. “A mom, huh? How many kids do you have? You look pretty young.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
// my coworker sent me tentacle porn and I’m dying
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
“TB to when my boyfriend broke up with me in front of a KFC.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
His reaction only seemed to provoke Gojo, a wicked grin spreading across his face. “Kick ass? A little shortie like you? I would love to see that.”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
// It’s my day off and I went to groom my boss’s mom and her grandma’s dogs at their house. It was wild, but they were cute.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
@tributaryofoath.bsky.social Satoru had been drinking… A LOT. Pale skin was now flushed from the amount of alcohol he had consumed. His phone was quickly pulled out of his pocket, shooting a text to the little creature Satoru got kick out of bugging. 📤: Let me come over, demon
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
He listened intently, fingers touching the little item he had. It looked to be a little charm. He was pensive for a moment before turning his body to face the woman. “How much for this then?” Her words seemed to confuse him. “Taking care of children? So you’re a shopkeeper and a nanny?”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
// Bandwagon time!
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
“I suppose so. I don’t have patience, especially for those that are weak.” His head tilted as he began to touch things in her little shop. “So do you just sell little Knick knacks like this?”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
“Aoba, huh? That’s a unique name. I’ll make sure to remember it.” His eyes, hidden by his glasses moved up and down Soba’s body, measuring him up. “You’re pretty short, aren’t you?”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
// SASHA IS A CUTIE PATOOTIE
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
// it was!!! I’ve been eating on the melon for the past two days breakfast lunch and dinner. I’m one hydrated carbon based life form.
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
There was an almost shit-eating grin on his face, satisfaction filling him at Styx’s annoyance. “A little bit, yeah.” His grip on their face loosened slightly, putting some distance between them so Satoru wasn’t completely invading their personal space. “Color me curious, old soul,”
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
// I had made homemade Alfredo sauce with a side of corn and broccoli plus Cajun seasoned potatoes… for dessert I ate half a watermelon lmfao
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Gojo Satoru @sixeyessatoru.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
“… Does it matter? All you need to know is that I’m stronger. Stronger than you~!” His tone was playful and light, clearly toying with the blue haired man before him. “But my question is, who are you?”
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