iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Six31 @six31.com · 25/09/2026

Look, if you're going to post a Facebook ad with a long narrative from a doctor whose research led to a breakthrough solution for middle aged women with heel pain, you could at least update the template text on the landing page. Bare minimum.

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Six31 @six31.com · 11/09/2026

I'm trying to incorporate some productivity tools so I stop missing deadlines and it's like

cancela lansbury
@gossipbabies
Working at any office is like "Ok we're transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timefard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

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Six31 @six31.com · 08/09/2026

This is their morning routine on sunny days.

Pollux the void, looking a little rusty, sits in a sunny window. His sister, Hailey the tabby calico, sleeps on a pillow in a laundry basket on the floor below him. Both are soaking up the sun.

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Six31 @six31.com · 03/09/2026

She's sitting with me and purring the same way Rooley used to 🥲

Hailey, a tabby calico, stretches out on the photographer's chest, her paws touching my unseen chin

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Six31 @six31.com · 23/08/2026

She's been my cuddle buddy this week, particularly when I learned Rooley is nearing the end of his life. Nothing will heal that void, but she's going to try, dang it

Hailey the tabby calico cat lays between the photographer's legs on a light gray lounge. Her head is resting on my calf.

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Six31 @six31.com · 23/08/2026

Quote skeet with a game released in the year you were born

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Six31 @six31.com · 08/07/2026

I don't need a camera to know where Hailey is

The author in a checked hoodie with a striped tabby calico tail laid across their face and a cat butt on their shoulder.

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Six31 @six31.com · 08/07/2026

WeenieCam is back, but it's only on our home network (can't spare a computer for 24/7 streaming). Be prepared for more screenshots.

A black and white snapshot from a Nest camera showing Weenie the brown tabby asleep on a blanket in front of a pet bed. Above her are wooden slats holding up a mattress.

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Six31 @six31.com · 15/06/2026

Ouch, Google. I was walking back from the grocery store pulling a loaded granny cart.

Google Health asking to confirm what high-intensity activity I was involved in at 5:58 p.m.

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Six31 @six31.com · 12/06/2026

This person gets it!

Screenshot from a review of the octopus on Google:
Amy
5 stars, 4 months ago
my best friend
words cannot describe my love for this humble octopus - while i own the big guy this review particularly focuses on his mini counterpart that comes in the five pack. i have named him cuthbert and he’s my best friend - plain and simple. i have struggled immensely with my mental health for years to the point where i have extremely high support needs but the one constant that has brought me more joy and happiness than anything in the world is this stupid ikea mustard menace. cuthy, aka ‘lots of legs, lots of love’ comes with me everywhere and we are inseparable (to the point where i have the plushie tattooed on my right forearm) - i recommend him to everyone, buy yourself a cuthbert, squeeze those tentacles, life is scary but he will keep you just that little bit safer

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Six31 @six31.com · 12/06/2026

I hold him in my hand and thread the tentacles through my fingers when I'm feeling tense. He needs a name

A small yellow stuffed octopus from IKEA, sitting on a monitor stand next to some hourglasses and a spiky fidget ring.

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Six31 @six31.com · 01/06/2026

Looking good baby

Black and white screenshot from a Twitch stream of our cat Weenie in her favourite hiding spot under our bed. She's staring into the camera. In the chat I note that she's shy.

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Six31 @six31.com · 09/05/2026

Posting this here as a reminder to see this before it closes at the end of the month

YIELD
STREN
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Adelaide Biennial of Australian Art
27 February - 8 June 2026

Art Gallery of South Australia
Samstag Museum of Art
Adelaide Botanic Garden

On Kaurna Yarta
Free Entry

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Six31 @six31.com · 03/05/2026

How it started (December 22, 2022) vs. how it's going (May 3, 2026)

The beginnings of a cross-stitch project, gridded on light blue Aida fabric. Elder millennials may recognize the ground texture of Super Mario Bros. 1.

The completed cross-stitch project. Mario and Peach stand in front of a small brick castle with a heart between them. The top reads HOME SWEET HOME.

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Six31 @six31.com · 24/04/2026

I've been reading A People's History of the United States

Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

* Frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh.

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Six31 @six31.com · 20/04/2026

BushWatch enters its third day

Three cats (from left, Weenie the brown tabby, Pollux the black cat and Hailey the calico tabby) sit on perches in a catio staring into a bush. We haven't yet figured out what's got them so fascinated.

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Six31 @six31.com · 19/04/2026

AP, I just woke up

You can put beef tallow and salmon sperm on your face. But should you?

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Six31 @six31.com · 07/04/2026

I used that too before discovering the deleteur

A red loop drawn on a white background, used as a Discord icon

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Six31 @six31.com · 04/04/2026

I wish I could put this on my resume

A screenshot from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Young Link has caught a 17-pound Hylian Loach using the standard lure.

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Six31 @six31.com · 02/04/2026

I don't know about that there, chief. Looks photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my day

Screenshot of a woman adding a sweater to a comically oversized storage container. Like hot-tub sized. Measurements (not pictured) for the container are 80cm x 60cm x 48cm

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Six31 @six31.com · 25/03/2026

I need to stop reading the news on the way into work because it gives me heartburn

At Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prays for violence 'against those who deserve no mercy'

WASHINGTON (AP) — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, hosting his first monthly Christian worship service at the Pentagon since the Iran war began, prayed Wednesday to have “every round find its mark.”

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Six31 @six31.com · 18/03/2026

Taking in a Fringe show

Poster and multi-star ratings for Maybe He's Born With It. Maybe It's A.D.H.D.

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Six31 @six31.com · 07/03/2026

I did a double take, they look just like my guys

Rooley, a black and white cat, and Oscar, and orange and white cat, cuddle on a pink leopard print throw on top of a chair

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Six31 @six31.com · 07/03/2026

My entire weekend plans:

ahahah — WHOAH!!

...oooYEHeh-euh, oooYEHeh-euh, oooYEHeh-euh...

MMMblhghblghrhh!!!

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Six31 @six31.com · 25/02/2026

We ate a hair tie and scratched the hell out of daddy.

Weenie in a pet carrier in a veterinary office, blepping, high as balls, forearm wrapped in medical tape after attempts to induce vomiting.

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Six31 @six31.com · 23/02/2026

🎶 Seven! 🎵 🎶 Seven Dollar! 🎵 🎶 Seven Dollar Six-Inch! 🎵 Nope. It just doesn't flow like it used to.

Bus shelter ad for Subway's value range of Six-Inch sandwiches for $7 each.

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Six31 @six31.com · 23/02/2026

Therapeutic or not, I'd probably leave each session feeling better about myself No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

When a witch says your tongue has to float in the middle of your mouth without touching anything or you'll die.

Image of Don Trump Jr. making that exact expression

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Six31 @six31.com · 19/01/2026

This ziploc bag has a baby ziploc bag budding from it, like a barnacle or a sponge

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Six31 @six31.com · 19/01/2026

Either she went and got a chin implant without telling us or somebody ate a bee

Weenie the brown tabby with a swollen chin

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Six31 @six31.com · 06/01/2026

My desk spider has a buddy! Can anybody tell me if I need to separate these two before I have a huge horror movie situation on my hands?

Two spiders above my desk. The little one on top is new, bigger one below has been a resident employee for about a year now.

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Six31 @six31.com · 06/01/2026

Sometimes, other times the bigger two gang up on the little one. Everyone agrees our bed is neutral ground

From bottom, Hailey the calico, Weenie the brown tabby and Pollux the void sleep on a gray blanket on the photographer's legs

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Six31 @six31.com · 21/12/2025

Miss Lucy, my parents' last cat, passed away today. Dad says it's the first time the house has been cat-free in 48 years.

Miss Lucy, a brown tabby cat, sits on a lap

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Six31 @six31.com · 20/12/2025

There's a timeline where this email I just got from Indeed is the most exciting thing happening to me in a long time. But we're not on that timeline anymore. There's a twinge of nostalgia but I'm much, much better off with the life I have now.

Your background as a copy editor could be a strong match for this opportunity at The Banner. With your experience in editing and adherence to style guidelines, you could excel in this role. If you're interested in joining a mission-driven organization focused on local news, feel free to apply or learn more about the position in the job description.
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Copy Editor
The Banner
Baltimore, MD

Salary
$75,000 - $80,000 a year

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Six31 @six31.com · 19/12/2025

Ha! What's that in binary — oh snap, I think it's 31! #PikminBloom

Pikmin Bloom
Dec 19, 2025
11111 steps
Congratulations!
You achieved 10000 steps!

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Six31 @six31.com · 10/12/2025

RIP Snowy, the alley cat who would greet us on our way into work. Reportedly he was about 20 years old and loved pats from all the friendly people on Dew Street. Seen here in 2022 when I first met him.