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Six Dettmar

@sixdettmar.bsky.social
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Friendly socialist doomer. Scanline Media Editor-in-Chief. Podcaster. Ace. They/them. DMs open.

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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 20h
On Novel Not New, our journey with the Metal Gear Solid series comes to a close. @aibrahim.bsky.social joined @sixdettmar.bsky.social and I to discuss Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain! It is one of the messiest, most ambitious games we’ve ever covered. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...
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Novel Not New - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | Scanline Media
We will not speak any "words that kill" on this podcast, promise.
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theodora’s route Enemy General: Let’s give these BRATS a lesson they won’t soon forget! Except that one woman with the 12 pack, she scares the hell out of me, avoid her Theodora: I am going to walk in a straight line towards the enemy general and kill anyone who approaches. Enemy General: CURSES
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should try having fun with that shit ass game, that’d be a world first
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok i have had two days of this illness, can you please leave me alone and STOP HURTING MY THROAT* *read like yelling but not actually yelling irl because my GOD that would hurt atm
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
very common response to seeing a pitch for an Ubi game vs the actual game
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
god fuckin bless honestly
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1) you know, that's actually not my main concern right now, i'm more worried about the 300 people you just fucked over, but 2) YES IT WILL
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every time they lay off 300 people then go "but it won't affect the game's development"
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
checked replies for i thought the obvious answer, and didn't see it, so: it's because they loaded the show with enough fanservice of her to kill an elephant, i'm pretty sure
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shadow of Mordor won in a year that was pretty weak overall, and then Shadow of War was heavily set back by its pay to win loot crate bullshit, not to mention the critical reassessment of its themes and such. At least in my circles, the games have largely been forgotten.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i agree with all the criticisms of the game. but i like it when a guy i beat up gets mad about it, gets stronger, and chases me down. that's cool.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you are going "who is this FOR?!" and i have an answer for you. me. i'm a damn moron and i really like these games.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just want them to sell as much as possible. Sell Blizzard, sell Obsidian, sell all these studios instead of burying them with you in your tomb like some ancient king.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like. Make as much money as you can along the way. Ship anything that you can ship in a reasonable amount of time. Milk your current customers for more money. Sell off the studios you can. But the mission objective is "in two years, Xbox should not exist." Microsoft wants OUT.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For my part, in the early days of the Asha Sharma era (which I guess we're still in, but let's talk in relative terms), I assumed that the goal was to bring insanely unrealistic "efficiency" to Xbox that would do huge damage to it. That wasn't true. The goal from the start has been to END Xbox.
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At what point does the press finally stop writing glowing articles about Asha Sharma doing customer support, making decisions based on Twitter polls, etc. and start acknowledging who she really is: a Microsoft-appointed executioner
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thinking about some facts about the early days of Xbox for no reason whatsoever
interview with multiple members of the early xbox project. quote from xbox designer Seamus Blackley: "There were some guys who worked on Xbox early on who called it Coffin Box because they were worried that it would fail and end their career at Microsoft."
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seriously though, right now Kojima is spending half the day every day on the phone, talking to his contacts going “hey when Microsoft inevitably dumps us in somewhere between three months to three days from now, can we bring Physint to you?”
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And wouldn’t it be darkly funny if no one will pick it up, except the last place he wants to go. And they say, “ok, we’ll help you finish the game. You’ll have to rename it, though.” Konami presents: Metal Gear Physint.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have to disagree with people saying Physint is never coming out. Oh, Microsoft will dump it, no doubt. No shot it ships under them. But Kojima won’t give them the power to shut down the studio, so he’ll just shop it to another publisher.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
other than call of duty and wow i genuinely think the smart move is to assume that any other xbox game thats more than a year away is never coming out. ‘mass layoffs and activision taking over halo’ just doesn’t describe how disastrous and destructive microsoft’s actions have been
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
maybe i should get into mod development
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Destiny is a cool idea that has literally always been mismanaged. And in fairness, it’s an incredibly hard idea to execute. The closest they’ve come have been moments like Taken King and Forsaken, but those still haven’t actually come close to the concept’s potential.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The thing is, as dumb a decision as it was, Bungie didn’t do the vaulting of Destiny 2 because it seemed like such a fun idea. It’s because they had a huge, bone-deep tech problem with the game’s growing size that they couldn’t figure out how to fix. So. How are you fixing that?
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a person who just holds onto all their media, it is wild to just look at a shelf and see the various versions of myself I’ve been- some I’m proud of, some I’m embarrassed of.
Small shelf of blurays and dvds, sorted. Two pairs of shoes underneath. The titles are:
Aim for the Ace
Armored Trooper VOTOMS
Aura Battler Dunbine
Marvel’s Avengers
Bubblegum Crisis
Cowboy Bebop
Dragon Ball Super Broly
Dragon Ball Super Super Hero
Dr. Horrible
Dr. Strangelove
Equilibrium 
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Firefly
Ghost in the Shell SAC
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
First Gundam
Zeta Gundam
ZZ Gundam
Gundam 0080
Gundam IBO
Heavy Metal L-Gaim
Inglorious Basterds
John Wick 1 & 2
Kamen Rider Zero-One
Kamen Rider Geats
Why the fuck do I have two copies of Kiki’s Delivery Service
Lupin the 3rd Castle of Cagliostro
Lupin the 3rd vs Conan
Lupin the 3rd Jigen’s Gravestone 
Matrix trilogy
Nausicaa
Nichijou
Overman King Gainer
First 3 Pokemon movies
Wonderful World of Puss n Boots
Red Cliff
Reservoir Dogs
Winspector
Street Fighter (Raul Julia)
Your Name
Sailor Moon S1
Samurai Champloo
Serenity
Cowboy Bebop the Movie
Dark Knight
FF7 Advent Children 
Fullmetal Alchemist Conqueror of Shambala
First 3 Indiana Jones movies
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Metal Gear Saga Vol 1
Princess Mononoke
Sherlock S2 & 3
Strong Bad Emails
Tokuso Sentai Dekaranger
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Blanket response to replies from cis people telling me Dem politicians actually support trans people
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@antlervel.vet
I don't want to be rude to you but we simply do not live in the same world.
5:35 PM • Sep 20, 2026
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fortuna's dialect gave me a hard time as an amateur T.T
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did pull up a video of the intro in English just to be safe, though I didn't end up needing it. But in case you do, I think you can just reference this when you don't understand, until you get to the point where you can save. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfVF...
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Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave - Prologue & Opening Cutscene
YouTube video by Faz Faz
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My hero! This works, it actually was in Japanese VO after step 3. There was a small issue: the text was also in Japanese! Perhaps to be expected. For me this was acceptable- I know just enough Japanese to muddle through until the tutorial. Gah gotta split this into 2 posts. bsky.app/profile/heir...
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The English VO is really well done! It's just not how I'm gonna be playing the game, and I'd like to have it set from the beginning rather than after a ton of story cutscenes.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I suspect the answer is no, but: is there ANY way to make Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave start with Japanese voices? It's a bizarrely long time before you get access to an options menu to change it, and it defaults to English VO, even if you set your system to Japanese.
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now that an English release of the Dōkyūsei 2 remake has been announced, it’s worth resharing Novel Not New’s coverage of the first game’s remake! ELF Corporation’s influential classic is a fascinating mix of ugly moments and thoughtful, memorable romantic writing. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...
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Novel Not New - Dokyusei: Bangin' Summer | Scanline Media
Kyrie joins us on Novel Not New as we discuss Dokyusei: Bangin' Summer! This remake of a 1992 dating sim bounces between charming and vile.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
given the language’s use of pseudo-onomatopoetic doubling like “girigiri,” “kirakira,” “guchagucha,” et cetera, do think “luppyluppy” makes more sense in japanese
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The world’s strangest conservation effort. This Sunday, Novel Not New records on Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain! Send in questions to questions@scanlinemedia.com.
Snake Fulton extracting a ram, flailing underneath a balloon
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may @maysuser.name · 15/09/2026
it absolutely blows how time limits and time pressure are some of the most effective tools for game design and yet gamers absolutely hate them
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol what a worm
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the lead-up to Novel Not New’s Metal Gear Solid V episode later this month, we recorded a “capsule” episode on Ground Zeroes with @sixdettmar.bsky.social and @aibrahim.bsky.social! We’ve also made this one available to $5+ *and* $1+ patrons. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...
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Novel Not New Capsule Episode - Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes | Scanline Media
(CW: Sexual Violence and Torture) Well, here we are. Jennifer is finally ready to start Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain after all these
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michael @modality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
A screenshot from Rascal's newsletter which reads:

[Blizzard Entertainment is owned by Microsoft, which has been named a "priority target" by the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement over its complicity in Israel's ongoing occupation of Palestine and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. That boycott explicitly extends to Xbox and Microsoft's gaming products. I am about to spend a few paragraphs writing about a game I love (warts and all), so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it.]

World of Warcraft has once again activated the siren call, luring me back to shores I've explored for the majority of my life at this point. This latest temptation is the strongest and most devious, nostalgia mixed with big promises in the form of Wow: Forever. (The essay goes on.)
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For 2026, we at Scanline Media decided to not cover any triple A video games released this year. It has been hard to watch in silence as the industry tears itself apart. scanlinemedia.com/2026/09/14/t...
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The Cost of Not Doing Business – Scanline Media
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took the Manga Plus survey so I could tell them not to use AI translations, but wow, they must think I’m a goddamn idiot
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh MAN i want it…
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGLR...
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Umvc3 CE Nero solo Combo
YouTube video by Edsadiet
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh cass they killed it with him www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSK...
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UMvC3 MODS | "So...devils cry, huh? Let's hear what that SOUNDS LIKE!!" | Nero Trailer
YouTube video by HAVENGERS
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In case you're wondering what we're up to now, here's the current roster (plus of course the 52 characters in the base roster): Seth (SF5), Alex (SF3), Gamora (Marvel), Gene (God Hand), Blade (Marvel), Sagat (SF2) all pretty far along but not out yet
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the problem with making an Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3: Community Edition team is that all my favs are anchors. Sakura/Onslaught/Cyclops is not a team. Professor X/Asura/Red She-Hulk is not a team.
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