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Sisyphicarus

@sisyphicarus.bsky.social
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INFP/INFJ • Lawful good • Purveyor of puns • Rarely meet animals I don’t try to befriend • Seeking refuge from less-hospitable corners of the social internet

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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
*Fighting back intrusive thoughts to go “spelunking” without a SCUBA tank.*
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Perhaps my saying you’re ascending to “unicorn” levels of rarity is hyperbole, but the sentiment stands.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It’s also a helluva thing to grapple with different sources / types of grief simultaneously - especially in those sudden moments where you find “waves” closing in on you from multiple directions.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is making me think of the “Would you rather run into a bear or a strange man while alone in the woods?” online discourse, but this time the stakes are quite different.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sir, I believe you’re thinking of Robin Hood. He was a fox. 😂
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If everything I understand about him holds true, I hope historians will write about him with all the respect and admiration it seems he deserves.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Oh snap. It’s the literal erasure of history, scientific realities, and sound public health strategy.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yeezy’s current persona non grata status not withstanding, this triggered my brain to suddenly hear the following lines of “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” (with minor liberties taken): Now all I need is y’all to pronounce my name: It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Senator Kaveh” has a nice ring to it.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m a simple man…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ayo, gurl, wanna grab some at-home-couch-bevvies? You can wear your comfiest sweats. Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Much too efficient. Let’s turn that thing down to half or quarter-speed.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
He is - and has always been - a total waste of the carbon that comprises his very being.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I can see it now: The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.” “Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Every. Damn. Day.
My cat, a petite, ten-year-old female Tonkinese cuddled up along the right side of my chest with her head on my shoulder as I lay on my couch in a white T-shirt. She’s napping peacefully.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I might settle for that at this point. Best case: Poor man’s ECT (Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Paint tolerance? For latexes or acrylics or…? 😄
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Have yet to see it, but you’re not the first person I’ve heard this from.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The alt text…😂
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
*Imagines someone trying to get a pack of these to turn all different colors like he’s collecting stones for Thanos’s Infinity Gauntlet.*
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I didn’t realize they used repurposed cheese graters for wheels…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This is stunning! And to have that connection to it, too…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Squid beaks one day, the Roman Empire the next…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I must confess - I had never seen this clip before stumbling across your post, and… Ohmygoodness…That was so much better than could have imagined.
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Sarah Ladd @sarahelizabethladd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you: -are a Kentuckian living in KY -who has taken/is taking an SSRI & it's played a big role in your life (pos or neg) -& would be willing to share that publicly I'd love to hear from you. My email is sladd@kentuckylantern.com Please share. Examples of SSRIS: www.fda.gov/drugs/inform...
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Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors (SSRIs) Information
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This is excellent news!!!
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I lack words for how ashamed I am of my state and its voters. We gave him four decades to ruthlessly undermine democratic norms in the interest of his own unbridled greed and lust for power. Forty. Fucking. Years.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
^This is how someone is supposed to “internet.” Smh.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ope! I am so sorry. I (admittedly) was going off what I’d seen posted elsewhere and hadn’t read a story with the details. Happy to delete my original comment if you want. Lol.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m not going to say Beshear has the opportunity to do something hilarious, but…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m afraid you’re missing a zero…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
That dog don’t hunt, Morty…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You’re totally right. (I’m still waking up and forgot to account for that important nuance.) Yes - very much fucked. Hard to believe we’re less than a month “in.”
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m so sorry. For you. For your mom. (I can relate to this, albeit for different - yet very much parallel - reasons.) Half of this country elected to burn it all down. I don’t know if tools exist to put out the fires.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
To riff off ‘Snatch,’ it seems that this development should precipitate his balls into shrinking. Now, if only DOGE would fuck off… www.youtube.com/watch?v=1crh...
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Up. Marginally larger “target” that way. Because - Lord knows - on the rare occasion I have to exorcise upper GI demons, every circle of my internal Hell is coming out.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
To be fair, it’s on him if he ate the stuff from Sephora…
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
“De ‘I’ in our Miltary…should not have been de only one.”
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Going to have to look into getting one of these “modular heads” you speak of - but only if a new brain is also included.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Cancellable yet shameless take: Apropos nothing, Creed’s “Higher” was a banger.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You’re a modern-day Marcus Aurelius.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.” - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Foghorn Leghorn, the inimitable cartoon rooster, with meme-like text at the top and bottom of the picture that reads: “What in the…I say what in the fuck is this shit?”
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Read “Tom Wilks” but my brain inserted “Tom Waits” in that slot, which could be…interesting. Not sure the “I want a president who (at least sounds like he) has dysphonia” is a huge voting bloc, but I could see the Dems arbitrarily courting that niche population for shits and gigs.
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Sisyphicarus @sisyphicarus.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This makes me want to scromit.
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