Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Has Dropbox been absolute shit for anyone else? Like taking forever to sync pretty small files. 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just had to verify my age for this stupid app because of Texas age verification laws, which are really laws to give more data to companies rather than to protect people 020
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Unfortunately, the whole internet didn't go down and I still have an inbox. But it's down to 20 emails! 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 08/05/2026So my inbox is still below 30 ... but if this Canvas hack is any indicator, maybe i won't have inboxes at all in a few weeks? 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 04/05/2026For the first time in 4 months, my inbox is below 20 emails... But not for long, I'm sure. 020
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Absolutely love that my healthcare provider refuses to email me bills because they can't recognize my email address, but they have no problem emailing me with a late notice. 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I just want to say that I've been using @dreamhost.bsky.social for over 15 years (I think actually 18 years), and it's become nearly unusable. If they don't resolve my issues, will probably lose 20+ years of content 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Inbox down to 13 for the first time in a LONG time. I've been extra grumpy the last few months, but maybe March and April is when I catch up and feel less overwhelmed. 030
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I should say that, obviously, this is a product/effect of neoliberal publishing and all our work being outsourced/owned by these publishing agencies, but that's "obviously": Our work becomes less our own and ALSO harder to do because of corporate infrastructures 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Hey all these journals using "ScholarOne Manuscripts": Is it really necessary to have a different login for each journal? Having 5 different logins to the same site is kinda confusing. 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Don't understand why presses do hardcovers. Price is too high for both individuals & libraries. Just do the paperback from start. A no-duh move. Best presses in my field (e.g. Colorado UP) understand this. (This you, Routledge & SUNY Press: stop with stupid hardcover w/ then paperback a year later) 120
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I wish that EPSN understood that North Carolina baby blue on a white background is not really readable #accessibility 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I really wish MLA/MAPS would fix their login issues. It took me like 30 minutes to log into my department account today, and it takes nearly that long EVERY TIME because they have 3+ logins instead of just one. JFC 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I don't have concrete data on this, but it feels like in 50% of the online meetings I have with someone using bluetooth headphones that there's a problem with their audio. I hate them. (them = bluetooth headphones, not the people) 010
Reposted by Michael J. FarisJoshua Barsczewski @joshuabarsczewski.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Print copies of Adequate: Rewriting the Logics of Success in Rhetoric and Composition, edited by @timothyoleksiak.bsky.social and me, came in the mail today! Thanks to @upcolorado.bsky.social for publishing it! 095
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 21/01/2026And why on earth would the federal government want a list of Jewish employees... www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...nytimes.comPenn Calls Government’s Demand for Lists of Jewish Staff ‘Disconcerting’ 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I finally got my inbox below 15. Goal is 0 before winter break 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Finally got my inbox below 30 again... it won't last long. 040
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Finally got back down to 30 after a crazy September and start to October... 020
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Fall 2025 is already killing me. Got my inbox down to 53 messages, the lowest its been in a few weeks, but higher than normal. 120
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Carolyn Miller in the recent RSQ: "I will just question whether it’s helpful to think of rhetoric as having “methodologies.” Does this language engage in a kind of science-envy? Isn’t rhetoric, as a discipline, rather a set of questions, a habit of mind, an interpretive vocabulary?"tandfonline.comRhetoric of Science: Reflections on the History and Future of the Field: A Dialogue with Carolyn R. Miller, Celeste M. Condit, and Lisa Keränen: Rhetoric Society Quarterly: Vol 55 , No 3 - Get Access 133
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 06/08/2025You know Routledge/T&F editing is crap when I'm excitedly reading a new article and I keep getting distracted by the copyediting errors instead of engaging with the authors' ideas. 030
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Due to travel and then being sick today, my inbox hit 90+ emails today, which is anxiety inducing! Got it down to 45 after a few hours... 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 03/07/2025.@dropbox.com I'm a Mac OS user and haven't even updated to the newest Mac OS yet, and your syncing has become incredibly slow and unreliable. It takes hours to sync just a few MB files, and I've had to quit and restart Dropbox and force quit Finder just to get things to sync. Can you fix your app? 100
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Is Bluesky glitching for others? I tried the browser version before mobile, and there’s no compose button available 🤷 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/06/2025USPS received a package for me, delivered to Lubbock, and instead of delivering it to me, sent it to New Mexico. I just wrote feedback: “Uh, WTF?” Odds I actually receive it? 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Goddammit I have become too Type A to have any friends. 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 01/06/2025wrote my first Blog post in a long-ass time last night, on problems with accuracy of institutional (and field-wide) data: michaeljfaris.com/blog/2025/05...michaeljfaris.com The problems with the accuracy of institutional data | A Collage of Citations 150
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 30/05/2025One thing I really appreciate about TTU is that promotion dossiers for non-tenure-line faculty don't require external reviewers. Requiring that would be stupid, because external reviewers can't actually review their teaching, just what the institution and faculty member writes about teaching. 070
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Starbucks in the SUB is the worst. They put black coffee in the drink queue so that you have to wait 15+ minutes for a drink they could hand you in 30 seconds 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Not sure how, but as fascism rises, I'm managing to keep up with my email? inbox is at 9. 1110
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 01/04/2025This song came on the radio, and I'm brought back to my childhood, reminded of big hair, youthful love, and hay seed plow boys: "She's In Love With the Boy" by Trisha Yearwood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUFO...youtube.comTrisha Yearwood - She's In Love With The Boy (Official Music Video)YouTube video by TrishaYearwoodVEVO 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 01/04/2025While I'm pissy: Why is it that I go through 1 provider (Covenant) and get 4-5 medical bills rather than just 1? Why not do your job & send a single bill that is easy to follow and pay? Here's what should happen: 1) medical experience, 2) 1 bill from the place I went to (not 4 different bills). 120
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 01/04/2025If these academic conferences continue with their uses of digital apps for programs, I'm gonna stop attending altogether. A dozen apps with a dozen logins and none of them are useful. What a waste of organization's money and my time. (Especially when my name is misspelled. WTF) 020
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"What explains the connection between Hooters waitresses and young gay men? Perhaps these women ... see kindred spirits in the boys who aren’t quite “right.” Or maybe it’s simpler: a waitress’s knack for reading a room, turned tender for those who need it most." www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/o...nytimes.comOpinion | How Hooters Became a Refuge for Young Gay MenMany fathers and grandfathers take their gay sons to the bar. It’s become a place of refuge — and how that happened is a curious story. 1222
Reposted by Michael J. Farisdell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025NEW: An internal email obtained by WIRED from a threat intelligence team monitoring US Treasury systems advised labeling DOGE operatives an "insider threat," adding that it recommended suspending their access "immediately." | www.wired.com/story/treasu... 313180676168
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 08/02/2025NIH is maxing indirect costs for grants at 15%. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...grants.nih.govNOT-OD-25-068: Supplemental Guidance to the 2024 NIH Grants Policy Statement: Indirect Cost RatesNIH Funding Opportunities and Notices in the NIH Guide for Grants and Contracts: Supplemental Guidance to the 2024 NIH Grants Policy Statement: Indirect Cost Rates NOT-OD-25-068. OD 000
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Facebook messenger is the worst. Heads up: you message me there, my response is either to ignore it or to respond that you should email me. 000
Reposted by Michael J. FarisJohn Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines. The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds. It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening. 477221335833
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Your 40s: you’re using the bathroom, see a big blue spot and assume automatically you got a bruise you don’t remember getting. Turns out it’s lint from your jeans. Always assuming your body is falling apart 010
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Inbox less than 15 for the first time of 2025! 150
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I dreamt last night that I was on some sort of super heros team. I think my skill was axe and hammer throwing, because I carried these 3-foot axes and hammers with me. But the best part of the dream was that I was dating a fellow hero on the team, Ariana Grande 040
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 24/01/2025It's hard enough to find time to nominate folks for awards. Stop adding extra stuff that no one would think of for nomination requirements (e.g., RSA asking for a 35-page excerpt from a dissertation chapter — just ask for the whole dissertation). 161
Michael J. Faris @sisypheantask.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Bartender asked me how I pronounced Notre Dame. "Like how I would say it usually, or how I would say it to a snob?" I asked. She wanted authentic. 000