(to the tune of 9 to 5) Tumble outta bed with a footie affliction
Fear n’ spooky ghostly apparition
There’s zombies all comin’ back to life
Can’t go to pumpkin patches, can’t go trick-or-treatin’
Crutchin’ through the house and my patience is fleeting
With ghouls like me livin with diapered behinds