Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 6hEnjoy another hot plate of turds, boys. Here’s some Stadium Sauce to help ‘em go down. 010
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 7hThe brand new Uniqlo Field signage on the main gate to Dodger Stadium is partially burned out. Metaphor. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 7hTomorrow’s CPBF may entirely be devoted to Dave Roberts’ decision to keep Snell in the game. That was the white flag move. 010
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 9hJoe Ortiz didn’t challenge strike one; paid the price for discipline by expanding his strike zone and killing the rally. *shrug* 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 10hThe Constitution forever. Nothing else matters next month. Crush them at the ballot box. 300
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 14/10/2026MLB blitzing these level the playing field spots in the ALCS is gross. The fact that both teams are small markets makes MLB look ridiculous. Manfred. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026Hope and expectation and the Milwaukee Brewers.brentsirvio.substack.comThe Day Elvis DiedNLCS Game 2 was a must-win for the Milwaukee Brewers, for reasons having nothing to do with survival. They did. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026This was the #Brewers must-win game. For the first time in my baseball-loving life, they are showing genuine killer instinct. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026Some Ohio chud in the crowd is going to vote in Minnesota because of this. 1100
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026Hand it to Dave Roberts, he knows how to get the least from his clubs when it matters most. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026Walk Turang to bring up Contreras? Dave Roberts Dave Robertsing! 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026First, Bauers watches strike three go by. Later, Sal keeps the bat on his shoulder like he’s a guard at Buckingham Palace. Nothing happens when you don’t swing. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026Logan Henderson seemed a little jumpy all start. Then, *that.* Murph entirely justified in getting halfway out there with the dust still in the air. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026RIP Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who was ground into dust by Jake Bauers and blown away by a Chris Yelich knock. Different. #Brewers 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026Manufacturing is back in Wisconsin. #Brewersstatic.klipy.comLukas Nelson & Promise of the Real: FactoryALT: Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real: Factory 011
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026I wasn't scared for the outcome last night. Neither were the #Brewers.brentsirvio.substack.comJohn Barrymore, Jr.I was told I needed to feel a sense of dread during last night’s NLCS Game 1. I did not. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026From the AP: "HSI agents executed a judicially authorized search warrant" That's some serious rhetorical gymnastics. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026It’s an idea so abhorrent and with such negative feedback that even the most amoral man in America knows which way the wind is blowing. And you call this having “misgivings.” Once again: You can’t spell Axios without ‘axis.’ 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026All that mattered tonight was washing last season’s sweep out of their mouths. 2-1 #Brewers. Wisconsin won’t have called in sick so much since February 7, 2011. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026Dave Roberts’ deal with the devil must be pretty good to tempt the baseball gods like that. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026That Trolli spicy crawlers spot might be the most terrifying commercial I’ve seen in a month where the commercials routinely push the envelope. #NLCS 010
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026Joe Davis just said that Cooper Pratt’s defense hasn’t met expectations, and used the NLDS to justify it. A booth. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026A-Rod getting basic baseball terms wrong. FOX playing the C-tier classic rock-adjacent bumper music. John Smoltz hating everything. Catch the #NLCS fever! 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026Alex Rodriguez doesn’t know what reverse splits means. This isn’t exactly surprising, but still. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 11/10/2026Note that one of the reasons isn’t jamming as many keywords into the alt text as possible 021
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 09/10/2026Just another day of brazenly impeachable conduct from our teapot tyrant in chiefnytimes.comTrump Announces White House Inquiry Into Fed Governor Lisa CookPresident Trump said the White House would investigate unsubstantiated claims that Lisa D. Cook committed mortgage fraud and hold a hearing next month. 010
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026If you don’t have a knot in the pit of your stomach seeing this, your imagination for atrocity isn’t creative enough. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026In the battle between fish fry and fish tacos, the entree that goes best with potato pancakes won out Wednesday night.brentsirvio.substack.comSalt in the WoundA great divisional series buried in an avalanche of bullcrap. 000
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026As much as I want to watch the FS1 crew eat a plate of turds, sleep sounds better. 010
Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026In fairness, every single thing is possible in an equal number of universes. 010