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Brent Sirviö

@sirv.io
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truth. liberal arts. sisu. the constitution. family. coffee. sobriety and silliness in equal measure, because what good is being serious all the time when the world is collapsing?

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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 6h
Enjoy another hot plate of turds, boys. Here’s some Stadium Sauce to help ‘em go down.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 6h
Charlie Moore magic. Never forget.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 6h
We are in uncharted territory, friends. Brewers.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 7h
Brewers realize. getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0a...
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 7h
The brand new Uniqlo Field signage on the main gate to Dodger Stadium is partially burned out. Metaphor.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 7h
Tomorrow’s CPBF may entirely be devoted to Dave Roberts’ decision to keep Snell in the game. That was the white flag move.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 8h
DL Hall stops the bleeding. Mistakes were made that inning.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 8h
Somebody inherited Jim Bakker’s beard
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 9h
Joe Ortiz didn’t challenge strike one; paid the price for discipline by expanding his strike zone and killing the rally. *shrug*
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 10h
The Constitution forever. Nothing else matters next month. Crush them at the ballot box.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 14/10/2026
He really should pass gas more often.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 14/10/2026
ReLeNtLeSs WaRrIoR eThOs
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 14/10/2026
MLB blitzing these level the playing field spots in the ALCS is gross. The fact that both teams are small markets makes MLB look ridiculous. Manfred.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
Hope and expectation and the Milwaukee Brewers.
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The Day Elvis Died
NLCS Game 2 was a must-win for the Milwaukee Brewers, for reasons having nothing to do with survival. They did.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
This isn’t Uecker. This is Charlie Moore magic. #Brewers
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
This was the #Brewers must-win game. For the first time in my baseball-loving life, they are showing genuine killer instinct.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
Also smeared: Tronald’s Jos. A. Banks
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
Some Ohio chud in the crowd is going to vote in Minnesota because of this.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
Hand it to Dave Roberts, he knows how to get the least from his clubs when it matters most.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
Walk Turang to bring up Contreras? Dave Roberts Dave Robertsing!
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
First, Bauers watches strike three go by. Later, Sal keeps the bat on his shoulder like he’s a guard at Buckingham Palace. Nothing happens when you don’t swing.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 13/10/2026
BILLBOMB BAGGINS! We are tied! #Brewers
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Logan Henderson seemed a little jumpy all start. Then, *that.* Murph entirely justified in getting halfway out there with the dust still in the air.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
RIP Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who was ground into dust by Jake Bauers and blown away by a Chris Yelich knock. Different. #Brewers
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Manufacturing is back in Wisconsin. #Brewers
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Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real: Factory
ALT: Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real: Factory
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
I wasn't scared for the outcome last night. Neither were the #Brewers.
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John Barrymore, Jr.
I was told I needed to feel a sense of dread during last night’s NLCS Game 1. I did not.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
From the AP: "HSI agents executed a judicially authorized search warrant" That's some serious rhetorical gymnastics.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Pathos doesn't moderate when confronted with nullification.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
It’s an idea so abhorrent and with such negative feedback that even the most amoral man in America knows which way the wind is blowing. And you call this having “misgivings.” Once again: You can’t spell Axios without ‘axis.’
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
All that mattered tonight was washing last season’s sweep out of their mouths. 2-1 #Brewers. Wisconsin won’t have called in sick so much since February 7, 2011.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Dave Roberts’ deal with the devil must be pretty good to tempt the baseball gods like that.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
That Trolli spicy crawlers spot might be the most terrifying commercial I’ve seen in a month where the commercials routinely push the envelope. #NLCS
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Death. Taxes. Dave Roberts Dave Robertsing in October.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Lara waking up at the right time.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Use code MOSCOSO for a zillion dollars in Polyshi funny money
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Joe Davis just said that Cooper Pratt’s defense hasn’t met expectations, and used the NLDS to justify it. A booth.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Pages is stealing signs.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
A-Rod getting basic baseball terms wrong. FOX playing the C-tier classic rock-adjacent bumper music. John Smoltz hating everything. Catch the #NLCS fever!
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 12/10/2026
Alex Rodriguez doesn’t know what reverse splits means. This isn’t exactly surprising, but still.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 11/10/2026
Note that one of the reasons isn’t jamming as many keywords into the alt text as possible
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 11/10/2026
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 09/10/2026
Just another day of brazenly impeachable conduct from our teapot tyrant in chief
nytimes.com
Trump Announces White House Inquiry Into Fed Governor Lisa Cook
President Trump said the White House would investigate unsubstantiated claims that Lisa D. Cook committed mortgage fraud and hold a hearing next month.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
If you don’t have a knot in the pit of your stomach seeing this, your imagination for atrocity isn’t creative enough.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
In the battle between fish fry and fish tacos, the entree that goes best with potato pancakes won out Wednesday night.
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Salt in the Wound
A great divisional series buried in an avalanche of bullcrap.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
As much as I want to watch the FS1 crew eat a plate of turds, sleep sounds better.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
Brewers NLDS MVP: Craig Stammen
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
Manny thinks it’s out
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
Sweet baby Jesus in a manger.
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Brent Sirviö @sirv.io · 08/10/2026
In fairness, every single thing is possible in an equal number of universes.
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