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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Analyze this photo closely. It's obvious the ICE agent was run over, bleeding internally, jumped up to within point blank range, pulled his pistol and put one round through the windshield & 2 through the open window into her face. Obviously he was badly wounded.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
That should earn him a Noble Peze Prize
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A worthy goal for Sir Vance-a-Little.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
And yet Donny the discount orange tinted antichrist has deployed his militia (Presidential Flying Monkey Corp, FKA Natl. Guard) to New Orleans.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Presidential pardons for sale, contact Presidential Pardons-R-Us national hotline or webpage where any criminal offense is pardonable IF you have the right amount of untraceable cash "donations".
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Donny the Grifting Pedo Dictator has built his own personal militia, commonly known as the Presidential Flying Monkey Corps. This corps, like it's leader, are above the law and answer only to Trumpy, not even God can get in on this.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The back-up plan, heavily influenced by a misunderstood religion, has been in place for quite a while now.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
And I Am The Walrus - OK, maybe not. In more realistic & interesting news, here's a potato:
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My Nana, born in the late 1800's, like to use the phrase "blithering idiots". I was never sure what a blithering was, but it always sounded really bad.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Let's make the "I Survived Trump & ICE" black & gold ribbon our symbol of resistance. Post it to push back against abusers of power & unelected extremists like Stephen "the Nazi" Miller a radicalized white power non-elected government extremist now operating Trump like a puppet.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
ICE and Border Patrol are technically not the same. However, they are working shoulder to shoulder as if they are one united agency. Kristi Noem controls them all, and their behavior.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
JD "Labudu Reject" Vance is on track to be our next president. How is he getting there you ask? He uses a misunderstood religion.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Fake signature! Fake Signature? Donald Duck's signature looks nothing like Donald Trumps.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I one of these courses once, or maybe twice. My stickmen still are not recognizable. Nothing against the course, just no talent.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Have you wondered how Vance and others have gained power and positions? And how they plan to get promoted? It's all based on a misunderstood religion.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
JD Vance is a non-practicing "converted Catholic." He seems to have adopted a new faith that serves his ambitions: political Voodoo. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the next president of the U.S.!
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Trump hasn't been seen in public or made responses because he hasn't figured out any sarcastically insulting words to spew. He must be really sick.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The mayor is handing out participation trophies to a clown car of chaos that’s busy setting our city on fire, which is a bold strategy while the rest of us are desperately trying to put it out with squirt guns.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Adoration, they'll get it however they can. They don't care a whole lot if its positive or negative, just as long as it's what they call adoration. Personally I think Trump should gild him.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you can't further enrich yourself and your family, then he just fixes the issues to suit his wants and grifts. It's all about appearances in front of others. Like Putin.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida, who could ask for anything more.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Trump only thinks of spending taxpayer money to enrich himself (he doesn't even pay for his Big Mac Combo meals). As such he's not eligible for a Nobel Peace Prize. However, he has awarded. himself a gold plated Noble Peze Prize, quite the honor, no one else has one, not even Putin - yet.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi say it's a federal felony-level offense to offer your sub sandwich to a federal officer, keeping your appropriate distance of course.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The Trump family has enriched themselves by billions of dollars. If you'll excuse me I need to go buy $400 Trump gold colored sneakers at $300 fish smelling perfume with gold plated Trump victory statues. I'll be back.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The reason for defunding is clear: to silence journalists on the ground, suppress unheard voices, and break community connections. This tactic is straight from the dictator’s playbook, aimed at controlling information and stifling truth.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
He's the President of the United States on a critical diplomatic mission - pleasure golfing. So why is he out golfing without even a $600,000 rented port-a-potty and gold plated golf carts in sight? Some things just don't add up!
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just spotted this Hyundai Palisade ad on Facebook. It looks exactly like the Batmobile, if Batman gave up crime-fighting for PTA meetings. Either he got robbed, or he's downsizing. Next up: the Bat-Scooter.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Beneath thin tents and behind chain-link cages, Florida’s immigrant camp, dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz”, is set to open. Steel bunks flood in storms. “It’s a concentration camp,” warns Andrea Pitzer, author of One Long Night, a history of such horrors. What have we done to humanity?
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Fantastic news! The Pentagon is graciously saving us the burden of knowing where hurricanes might kill people next by withholding overnight tracking data. Nothing builds community spirit like a good surprise landfall! Let's all thank God for our politicians, or maybe Satan.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wait - I recognize this guy, we used to call him Mr. Bill. He would protest the contents of tacos in front of a Taco Bell while dressed in a chicken outfit. Guess he got a promotion.
A missing persons poster for Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem who has been abducted by ICE and deported to an unknown location.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
That's a really hard question, it comes down to do we want Trump with nuclear war codes, or would we be happier with Vance with nuclear war codes and Trump institutionalized in a gold painted padded cell somewhere. It's a horrifying though.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Contrast this against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem who videos herself shooting an innocent puppy to death at the bottom of a gravel pit. Despicable you say? Yes, but she got the promotion!
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
There are bunnies. Then there are wabbits. Then there are jack rabbits. And finally there are Jackalopes. You gotta watch out for the jackalopes, they're like coyotes, nothing stops them, AND they're hard to pet.
A jack rabbit with shorter ears and a set of horns like a young elk.
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I tried that once, even though I've never been a supporter. I found it made me highly irregular - I swore I'd never do it again.
A skeleton sitting on a toilet with an open newspaper, but the skeleton is looking at you with an amazed look on his "face".
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
FL AG Uthmeier countered a court order in a memo, insisting prohibited enforcement proceed.Judge Williams stated litigants can’t distort a court’s “clear order.” Her sanction: Uthmeier must file biweekly reports on enforcement actions (minimal burden as staff compile). He deserved incarceration.
FL AG Uthmeier
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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sirthomasg.bsky.social @sirthomasg.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Democrats are morally shattered by... not separating recycling. Toss a can in regular trash? It’s like you kicked a puppy. Into a landfill. A landfill that could’ve held their rinsed, tear-soaked yogurt cups. Al Gore drifts by like a reusable-bag ghost, moaning, ‘The polar bears, Karen…’
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