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Sir Swizzlestick

@sirswizzlestick.bsky.social
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I haven't worn diapers for at least 32 years

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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instagram bores me
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm shidding fards you've never heard of
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You are missing my point. The last election was about numbers. The dnc is not releasing their autopsy because they follow corporate donors like republicans. If they are establishment, they don.t get my vote unless they decry every single thing this administration is doing. More mamdanis.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I will not be Voting establishment dems who aren't willing to shake things up and aren't vocally loud about it.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Tilly Norwood stans will endure.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is Gen Z's 9/11
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Are you still commenting and raging? Are you a bot? Do you have a life?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's a public forum. People are allowed to comment. Do you not know how the internet works?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
And I said the MAGA movement proves this to be true. The people in MAGA are selfish. Get reading comprehension and then call me a dumbass.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Do you not have reading comprehension?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I said MAGA movement. Not people everywhere. What is your deal?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
And have MAGA voters not shown this to be true? Did I say it was part of it? What are you even trying to gain from arguing an objective point that MAGA voters are selfish.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The MAGA movement proves the statement to be correct
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
And this is truly the worst
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not a bother 🙂
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Why is anybody paying attention to legacy media? They have normalized and helped trump rise to.power and created an us v them mentality.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Are we mad enough yet?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
IDC because Noah Is a zionist
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I got rid of Spotify and have been rebuilding my music library. No streaming at all for me.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Except you compared that type of energy to people. Implying this isn't the normal politicians attitude or energy
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
He's in chicago/gotham
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Much less a political figure who wants to enact good change?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As opposed to who? Who is this measured against? The last time a political figure had this much popularity was?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everybody talks about cow weapons but nobody wants to talk about how chickens can shoot ballistic missiles out of themselves.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Maybe I should have said the royal we. I had assumed you would understand what I was trying to say.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Jumping to point a finger and say I DO THIS WHAT DO YOU DO when I didn't accuse you. I said "we" the nation. "We" the commenters and viewers on bluesky. This is a deep issue with america.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I will now say though that protests are being watered down. You(the royal) do not vote out fascism. History has shown us this. Look at every single time authoritarianism has taken root. Elections don't change it.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Did I say you? No I didn't. That's part of the problem. I didn't attack you and you got defensive
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Are we mad enough yet or are we still on the "complain online" phase?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Look at the comments here and anywhere else. Americans won't stand up and take back their country. They think voting or getting rid of trump will end it.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
You don't vote out fascism. Never have and never will. The system is broken and you're championing it.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
None. People aren't mad enough yet to do anything about it.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
newrepublic.com/post/203562/...
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Many Top MAGA Trolls Aren’t Even in the U.S.
Elon Musk’s new X feature has been very revealing.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Correct!
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Haven't had turkey on Thanksgiving in years. I like making lasagna.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
AI slop
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Under the trump administration? HAHAHAHAHAHA The only way he break them up is ensuring we get rid of the pedo in chief and his cronies before his term is up (if he gives it up. Which he won't)
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Squirrels too
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Wonderful. I'm glad we are here. Thank you for admitting that as I know even for myself sometimes it is hard to budge.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey did you ever read that study?
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Guess who also pushed for major amendments in 2008? THE SAME DEM FROM IOWA THAT INTRODUCED IT IN 1989! WOW
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
And guess what a Dem in Iowa in 1989 introduced the ADA. Did a republican? No. How did that get introduced by a dem? By people getting involved in politics and pushing the people they vote for and holding them accountable.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
He doesn't care despite having a disabled partner? Honestly wild. If your statement were true the ADA wouldn't exist. Politics is the reason it exists.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Would ICE be terrorizing people in the streets and kidnapping americans? The distinction is, a Harris administration could have been pushed by the people and public opinion. This administration cannot be. Shush.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
You don't need to get behind them. You yourself stated not wanting to learn about policies. That is inherently part of the problem.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
And then they complain about the current state of politics while not participating in it or blaming the party they think should do better. Make it make sense.
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh I hated those also. The office does not belong in magic. Neither does Spider-Man. Secret lair flavors are I GUESS okay for a flair like the godzilla cards but when you make an entire set out of them
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Sir Swizzlestick @sirswizzlestick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'll burn my magic cards if this happens.
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