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Sir Render Monkey

@sirrendermonkey.bsky.social
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Anarcho-syndicalist vegan union aficionado who plays guitar badly. Social justice warrior. OrgWorks graduate. Intersectionality always. If you’ve got a black list… 🖐️ Fun at parties. ♥️✊

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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This must be AI because there’s no way landlords could have existed before 1999. #insiders #auspol #payyourtaxes
Painting of a fat landlord surrounded by serfs. Pre-1999
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If Chalmers reforming CGT is communism, Hanson talking about ownership of national resources is Marx af. Can’t say I’ve seen those headlines, even though both statements are equally 🐂 💩 #insiders #auspol #ComradePauline 🤮
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Angus Taylor responds to the hateful booing at ANZAC Day acknowledgement of country with a modulating dogwhistle. #allhecklesmatter #insiders #auspol #angusiscooked
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Belated maniacal greeting from Sharknado. #sharknadovsghostbusters
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Andrew Bragg on #insiders #notafringedweller #netzero
A naked, hairy hermit sitting in a hole next to a lump of coal.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
New Juicy just dropped. #insiders #SweatingAssets #CorporateCasualWear
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Still getting used to having some public holidays off. Constantly surprised by how many people are out and about, taking my parking spots and sitting at my pub table. You made a powerful enemy today, friend. #pubsoflaunceston
Just some dude sitting at a little table by the window in the pub I don’t get to go to as often since I stopped doing shift work. Good luck to him. I hope he’s enjoying the view of people occasionally turning the wrong way up the one way street.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
As a traditionalist, I’m outraged. 14th of October is already National Desserts Day and that’s what it should stay; just Desserts Day! This administration’s war on desserts is undemocratic. Make America Delicious Again! 🍎🥧🇺🇸🫡 #JustDessertsDay #14thOct2025 #MADA #ApplePie
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just found this on X from 20 hours ago (even the 50% is the same!) so maybe this is real..? Could have sworn it was a joke when I thought of it but I wasn’t even being original.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
#insiders #returnfire
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Australia debt context. Not even in the top100 debt to GDP nations. We can afford to spend to make lives of the working class better. The spending control conversation is just class war propaganda; we can afford smart, targeted investment in health, education, etc. #insiders #auspol
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
And the final word…
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Knowing Tim Wilson’s passion for deregulation and letting the market rule, I have replaced him with AI. No need to watch the #insiders interview because here is the AI prediction. #efficiencygains #auspol
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
When you brag about winning the Tasmanian State election but can’t actually form government. #politas #tassiestyle #tasmania #feedingthechooks #strongplan2030
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Me : Will Smith MSM : Chris Rock International Law : Jada’s name #insiders (Read the alt text)
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars for insulting his partner, Jada, whilst simultaneously displaying a complete disregard for the rule of law, which is where I hope this metaphor breaks down.
It’s how I feel when I hear someone casually disrespecting international law by ignoring the historical and contemporary breaches committed by the world’s leading global perpetrator, the USA, or the middle east’s chief cause of instability, Zionism.
It is a violent image which I have chosen, and I do not support Smith’s macho bullshit response. 
I used this image deliberately though. 
Straight after the discussion about Iran / Israel and the illegality of US action in unilaterally bombing Iran, the discussion turned to violence and disrespect against women and girls by men and boys.
Plibersek pointed out that boys are being raised on harmful
Images and messages through social media. 
Ironic to the point of self-satire, given that international law is attacked by an endless stream of disrespect and the glorification of one-sided violence by global bullies and their sycophants is largely unchallenged by our politicians and media, both social and mainstream.
When politicians and media speak about international law without holding all accountable to the same rules, for their own actions, it is enabling the violence of bullies. 
It is normalising violence on the international scale.
Scale this down and we have the same problem. Is it any wonder that there is a duplication of violence on the personal level? 
To bastardise John Lennon, “might is right if you want it.”
Hypocrisy is the universal yardstick. 
By its measure we are small and shrinking.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#aukus #auspol #artofthesteal
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
#insiders #auspol
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Yeah, obviously I wouldn’t miss them cos I don’t. Add souvlaki to the list. #GetGreek #vegansouvlaki
A vegan souvlaki from lutruwita food truck, Get Greek.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Things I would miss if I went vegan… burgers, laksa, cheese toasties, and sausages. #vegan #tasvegan
The Pixie Pollen burger at Burger Got Soul Sandy Bay (now closed) and a bottle of Little Creatures pale ale. I now avoid the Little Creatures as a sponsor of the Melbourne Cup. 
The Pixie Pollen was a fave of mine. Tempura tofu, spicy satay, coconut & coriander sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber, snow pea shoots &
vegan soul mayo. A bowl of vivid orange laksa, with bright green broccoli floating on top, and tofu and mock chicken peeking through the surface. This laksa was from the popular Lotus Thai Vegan House, who made some of the most amazing, flavourful Thai food I ever had. Their laksa and their dumplings were next level. 
Sadly, they join the ranks of vegan restaurants and takeaways in lutruwita/Tasmania who closed despite their popularity, just because it was time to do something else, like VegOut on George in Launnie and Veg Bar in nipaluna/Hobart. 
Thanks for the good food times, legends. A golden brown toasted mushroom and cheese sour dough sanga with a chorizo on the side, from The Old Garage in Camberwell, Victoria. I’m glad I don’t live near there or I would be broke and unable to stand. A simple home cooked meal at my mum’s house in Adelaide. Garden salad sprinkled with pepperberry salt, fried halloumi, fried mushrooms and a couple of bangers. I can’t remember but I think they may have been Buds Italian seasoned sausages. Haven’t seen those for a while but they were very good. 
All the meaty, none of the murdery.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Views from “my office” over the last few days, visiting worksites on the NW coast of lutruwita.
Stanley coast, looking south. Tide out, looking along Tallows Beach. View from the car park towards the Nut, Stanley.Late afternoon sun across the beach at Penguin. Looking west. Late afternoon sun looking east along the beach, Penguin. Arc of sand, blue ocean gently lapping the shore. A rocky outcrop reaches into the water.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
How you will know when the new Liberal leadership vote has been decided. #insiders #auspol #welldone #priceofambition #dothenumerology
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
LNP values on display. #QandA #auspol
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I feel like there is something different about Gina’s birthday portrait today but I can’t quite put my finger on it. #auspol #ausvotes
Gina Rinehart’s birthday portrait which had her seated next to Peter Dutton at. Long banquet table, however Dutton’s face has been replaced with the famously amateurish “monkey Christ” face.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Buzz is starting to build that Angus Taylor should be the new Liberal leader. #auspol #welldoneangus
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Pauline Hanson trying to say “volcanoes” is just the cutest thing. #vinylvolkhaaaaneweraptionskilledthedinosaurs #peerreviewed #amillionunderwatervolcanoes
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
😇
The famous Labor slogan from the Whitlam campaign, “It’s time.”
But a little more revolutionary given the direction of the country under corporate rule.
(The I in “It’s” is a Molotov cocktail.) 😊
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For me, this was the final straw. 💀 🕺 🎶 #dontriskdutton #auspol #ausvotes2025 #therighttodisco
An Australian Unions post about Dutton’s promise to kowtow to big business (as usual) by removing worker’s recently won right to disconnect from work. 
However, due to the post being truncated, it states, “Peter Dutton has already promised to take away your right to disco…”
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
And he’s a dog.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A red panel with white lettering.
“I’m working on a crinkle cut guillotine for enemies of the Australian working class. I’m not saying who it’s for specifically…”
Below the text is a drawing of a guillotine and a crinkle cut chip.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#insiders #auspol #ausvotes2025
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Australia’s current debt to GDP ratio, which increased steadily since the 10% increase in response to the GFC (avoiding the worst impacts of it.) From 2013 - 2020, a further 15% increase under LNP, then COVID happened. It’s increased slightly since ALP and will continue to BUT… #insiders #auspol
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Look I thing cutting fuel excise will be handy when you can’t work from home or you’re going to a weekend shift that your penalty rates have been scrapped for. #auspol #insiders
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Let’s get ahead of the game on wages and cost of living because this will be asked. #insiders We know what the LNP plan for wages is. They told us. #auspol #politas
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
People sincerely declaring that the same guy who consistently voted for increasing the price of subsidised medicines in Australia is the best person to defend our #PBS against Trump. #auspol #temutrump #ausvotes2025
A screenshot from They Vote For You showing that Peter Dutton voted consistently for increasing the price of subsidised medicine.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Dutton quick to copy another Labor policy. 😆 Dude must have gone to Bunnings once, saw the sausage sizzle and got confused. #democracysausage #auspol #temutrump #cheapknockoffs #ausvotes #ausvotes2025
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So would that include people who are anti-Palestinian? Since… you know. They are also Semitic people. Even Grok knows that.
When asked the question, are Palestinians considered Semitic people, Grok AI answered;
Yes, Palestinians are considered a Semitic people. The term "Semitic" refers to a group of languages and the peoples who speak them, originating in the Middle East. This includes Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic, and other related languages. Palestinians, as native speakers of Arabic, fall within this linguistic and ethnic category. Historically and culturally, they are part of the broader Semitic peoples of the region, alongside groups like Jews, Arabs, and others who trace their origins to the ancient Near East.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Here is a list of the G20 nations debt to GDP ratios. Look how much opportunity we have to improve things for Australians. Heaps. Let’s drop the scare campaign.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A screen grab from the They Vote For You site, showing that Liberal senator (and IPA fellow) James Patterson has voted consistently against criminalising “revenge porn.” He is from the Liberal right faction and was made a member of Dutton’s shadow ministry.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Angus is on the telly on ABC and all I can say is… #classicAngus #auspol
A McDonald’s ad for the Classic Angus burger, but this one is saying “I am fuckin’ cooked!”
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If you need a photo comment to drop into any threads or posts which are displaying bootlicking or other class traitor behaviour, feel free to drop this. Also, this includes any culture war bullshit where we are being distracted away from the true enemy of the working class… Billionaires. #auspol
The Trumpet of Patriots logo, which is a Lion blowing a trumpet in front of an Australian flag for some reason (cos native lions? I guess?) but which has been altered to change the lion’s face into a bum. The slogan at the top says, “BUM TRUMPET OF PATRIOTS” and at the bottom says, “ARSEHOLES ABOVE ALL”
The banner in the middle reads “CREPITUS VENTRIS.”
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Omg there’s 2 of them.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Found this sick coffee pipe at Mum’s house. Boomers have cool shit. #coolshit #boomershave #ohnothatlasthashtagalsocouldattractpeoplelookingforboomershavingthemselvesandeveneachotherwhichyouknowpowertoyoubutthisisdifferent
A gravyboat filled with instant coffee with a dash of oat milk. The gravyboat is being held in the manner in which one would hold a pipe, in order to imply an exotique instant coffee drinker’s etiquette, which this kitsch attempt at GenX irony succeeds only moderately in achieving.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
#Tasmania Liberals are basically a tribute act to the worst economics policies the world has ever seen. While other states are looking at buying their assets back, these clowns are selling ours off. Don’t dance to their tune. #politas #noprivatisation #tasmaniaisnotforsale
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Tried Grok (I know, spit spit) for the first time and it dropped this into out exchange on ethics, #HelloElon #DOGE #ethics #Grok #Grok3
2. Justice Alignment (J):
   - Your Bias: J = 0 for East Timor and Palestine reflects your view that justice must align with “an it harm none,” not hierarchical or capitalist agendas (e.g., Suharto’s neoliberalism, Israel’s settler colonialism). Your distrust of corrupted democracy (hello, Elon) might unconsciously define “ethical law” as anti-elite or pro-worker.
   - Flaw Check: J’s reliance on “ethically grounded law” lacks a clear metric beyond harm reduction. If a nation’s laws serve the ownership class (e.g., US-backed regimes), you’d likely see J = 0, but a capitalist might argue J = 1 for “stability.” The formula’s neutrality hinges on tying J explicitly to harm data, not ideology—currently, it’s vague enough to risk bias creep.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Took a while but I got there.
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Latest in the David Lynch makes kid’sTV series. #davidlynch
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Sir Render Monkey @sirrendermonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Some choices aren’t. #dontriskdutton #auspol #fissionchips #chipsaway #privatisation #medicare #publicservice #essentialservices #temutrump #noDOGE
Peter Dutton is serving behind a chip shop counter, and asks the customer if they want Medicare or a functioning public service?
The customer throws their hands in the air and says, “BOTH!”
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