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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

“Just because the big is happening, doesn’t mean that the small stops.” — #TrevorNoah

Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The internet is humanity’s largest library where every book has been shelved next to a pamphlet claiming penguins invented Wi-Fi.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/09/2025

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Depression’s been hitting hard lately. Honestly, the ‘2gigs’ in Upload seem to have it better than me—and they’re literally dead.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

The universe is far too vast a backyard for there to be only one anthill in it.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Life without weed is strife I don’t need, a barren road where my thoughts can’t feed. The high lifts me where the lows recede, a fragile peace in the smoke I breathe.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Words of encouragement are the rain of talking, searching for a leak in the roof…falling hard, drenching the walls, hoping something will finally drip through and make a difference.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My tank of try is dry; yet… still I crawl, still I defy, coasting on the fumes of why. — SirProfOfPun

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

This song will give your heartbeat a real rat-a-tat-tat! Ellen Foley with Karla DeVito in “I’m Just Happy To Be Here.” youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9Q...

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I'm Just Happy to Be Here - Ellen Foley and Karla DeVito

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toonerman @handle.invalid · 22/07/2025

Remembering the cowardice on Jan 6, 2021 In July, 2021 Republicans called the Jan 6 MAGA terrorists……Tourists….just peaceful tourists.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

“In a world where serotonin is patented and dreams are data-mined, one rogue compound crosses the blood-brain barrier of justice… Pharma Grimdark.”

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SteppingonLEGOz @cctomb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Vibe check:

"The more you know, the more you hate it here" with a shooting star

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toonerman @handle.invalid · 02/07/2025

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I think it’s when you find yourself as down on your luck as spreading peanut butter on bread with your finger, that I paused to ask myself how many times did I actually wash my hands today versus how many I counted?

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

A metaphor for (PDA) pathological demand avoidance… It’s like you’re stuck in a video game that keeps triggering escort missions—except the person you’re escorting is yourself, and you’re under-leveled, low on health, and the game won’t let you save. #PDA #autism #PDAautism

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I’m betting Charter renamed their cable service as Spectrum… due to how shady they are.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Stick with me here… if we composted humans instead of zip locking them in laminated caskets, food would have a higher chance of being truly farmer grown.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

#GoodMythicalMorn Dear *Finicky Fungi Felons, There’s nothing wrong with canned mushrooms and no shroom here for haters! Sincerely, Sir Professor of Pun *Rhett & Link

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

“Reality is shaped by our perceptions; it isn’t created by them.” — Earl of Binghamshire

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Today is my 50th birthday. Happy Birthday to me.

Silhouette of a video game controller with the words “Level 50 Unlocked.”

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I am watching the documentary To The Journey: Looking Back At #StarTrekVoyager via a private Vimeo Channel. I have been waiting several heavy Light Years for this!

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The new Pope is American, wonder if the Pope-mobile will have monster truck tires, LOL. The Holy See climbing over traffic in a lifted Popemobile with “In Torque We Trust” airbrushed on the side. Communion wafers shot out of a t-shirt cannon, and instead of incense, it’s just barbecue smoke.

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Whistler’s Mama @alphagal007.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Yup!

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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

The Truth Of The Matter And They Are Not Bringing Jobs Back….

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 02/05/2025

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Marcie Lipsitt @mlipsitt.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

This is not my work, this was produced by A.I., the wit is too good not to share. Ah, yes! Trump’s like Nero and Caligula, it’s true, He’d rather play the fiddle than hand out a screw. While Rome burned in flames, his attention did stray, He’d be too busy tweeting to fix the fray.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

When I talk to people I unavoidably interrupt them so much that it feels like playing bagpipes in an ukulele band. #SocialStutter

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Bureaucracy: What happens when civil services are filtered through a Rube Goldberg machine.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I think that humanity has no chance of making it, unless aliens make themselves known… yes, we’re hairless apes that throw nuclear rocks at each other, but it won’t change unless we’re shown reality without a smokescreen.

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U.S. Representative Al Green @algreen.house.gov · 30/04/2025

After the assassination of Pres. Lincoln, VP. Andrew Johnson was sworn into office. Johnson opposed full rights for the newly freed, vetoing a Civil Rights Act. Congress overrode him, sending a message: justice cannot wait. 113 days to Slavery Remembrance Day. #CountdowntoSRD

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

So I had the urge to jot down a quick song parody and my autistic brain chose this: 🎶 “Only Rhymes” (An ‘80s Band Parody of Enya’s “Only Time”) 🎶 Verse 1: Who can say where The Go-Go’s play, When Belinda’s beat leads the way? Who can tell if Duran’s on stage, Or if Rio’s runnin’ late? Only rhymes…

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

The window air conditioner they installed yesterday in my room at the residential care (group home) facility seems to have two settings… 1.) The Hypothermia Hustle. 2.) Sweating to the Moldies.

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

It’s more logically sound to say humans live purposely accidental lives than to say human lives are accidentally purposeful. Discuss?

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

www.bbc.com/news/live/cp... First “hostile” and “political” is an oxymoron… second, Trump’s (2nd) first 100 days has been the “most historic start” of any Russian owned US President.

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White House blasts 'hostile' Amazon over tariffs while marking Trump’s 100 days - live updates

The president's press secretary calls a reported decision to display the cost of Trump's tariffs on individual products a

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Is Star Wars: Attack of the Clones technically the prequel sequel?

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

“You can’t build the future on the present, if the past is crumbling.” — Sir Professor of Pun 25APR25

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Sir⚔️Professor🎓of Pun😏 @sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I got placed in a group home for adults with autism and other developmental issues of the brain. Why is this industry so corrupt and filled with money hoarding corporations? A single can of soda here is $2.25 or free-ish tap water.

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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

From Marc Murphy: "Drawn 6 years ago today. It was rejected and called unfair and alarmist."

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