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SirPlayzAlot

@sirplayzalot.bsky.social
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World Renowned Asshole Rap Battle Creator Gooner

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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Clavicular is a Mossad agent who is purposely making himself more ugly with plastic surgery so that he can influence teen boys to make themselves look ugly so that girl would find them unattractive and lower the birth rate in America
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ITS FUCKING FINALLY OUT youtu.be/tdnbQg7avkU
youtu.be
George Washington vs King Arthur. SirPlayzAlot Rap Battles
YouTube video by SirPlayzAlot
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Yesterday, during Friday prayers at the Muslim Center of New York in Queens, a man reached for his pocket and congregants saw what looked like a firearm, creating a terrifying situation for Muslim New Yorkers who had gathered to worship.
I'm immensely grateful and relieved that an
MTA employee, a cab driver and an NYPD officer acted quickly to help ensure no one was hurt. Every New Yorker should be able to observe their religion without fear or intimidation.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
FUCK ELON MUSK HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GLORIOUS MEL BROOKS
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I FORGOT THIS PLACE EXISTED FUCK
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
excuse me spam #spamton #deltarune #deltaruneart #theboys
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I forgot to wish Burnice a happy birthday FUCK Too busy on twitter 🥀
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Derpixon lowkirk mid
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Clavicular ain’t even handsome The judge could’ve looked like Jabba the Hutt and he still would’ve gotten mogged
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Got banned on Reddit for saying Israel sucks!?
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
DAFT PUNK WILL NOT PLAY AT THE LAS VEGAS SPHERE THEY SPLIT UP FOR GODS SAKE THERE IS NO ALIVE 2007 NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If Orwell named his book “TRUMP” instead of 1984 I think it would be a lot more accurate
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Haven't been speaking much about my battles. Not that anyone would care, but if you do... GEORGE WASHINGTON vs KING ARTHUR. JULY 4TH. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG VS KRATOS. OCTOBER 31ST. BIG CHUNGUS VS TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR. TBD.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 50th anniversary of the 4th of July. Brilliant work, Kojima.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Candace is such a fucking chud like BRO YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS MADE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY COME ALIVE HAVE SOME FUN YOU FUCKING CHUD
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If you’re talking about indie shows and don’t mention or don’t know what BFDI is, you’re a larper.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I suck at roasting people so I’m just nice to them
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
new virus dropped hentaivirus
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
God I fucking hate how Jubilee paints Muslims.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
a robot knight in space is the coolest thing imaginable
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I GOT ZZZ TONIGHT WE WILL STEAL THE GOON!!
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
To anybody who reads my posts, I am going to be 100% real with you right now. I NEED a robot waifu.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I fucking knew it.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
All of history was grayscale until the 1950s when John Color was born. It’s the truth that the Freemasons want to hide from you.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
HANK DON’T ABBREVIATE DAFT PUNK
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Nick Fuentes is a Mossad Agent sent to spread mass-antisemitism across the younger generations so that Israel can justify their genocide on Palestine.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Election Day
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The 67 meme was made by the government to distract you from what happened in 1967
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FulmonThe @fulmonthe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
(REPOST BECAUSE THE SHOES BOTHERED ME.) A drawing of Minecraft Alex. #art #digitalart #fanart #minecraft #minecraftfanart
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
All conspiracy theories are true until proven false.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy birthday to Grace Howard- OHHHH IM SIRPLAYZING IT IM SIRPLAYZING
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The guys who made Monika vs Benjamin Netanyahu just shared my most recent battle on his YouTube youtube.com/post/UgkxjgN...
youtube.com
Post from zek eggy - YouTube
guys you should check out this rap battle i think it is kinda cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqdgeuRsMA
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“Oh haha Monika vs Netanyahu” Shut the fuck up it is not funny
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Does anybody even read these?
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy birthday to best cat boy
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"Yeah I really don't like SirPlayzAlot or his rap battles. They're just mediocre." translating "ALL HAIL BENJAMIN NETANYAHU AND GLORY TO THE STATE OF ISRAEL."
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I can’t shade for shi
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
THE BATTLE IS FUCKING OUT GO WATCH THIS SHIT
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Goodbye, Rec Room.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ITS ALMOST HERE youtu.be/1oqdgeuRsMA
youtu.be
Johnny Klebitz vs Caesar King. Ultimate Rap Battles of Video Games
YouTube video by SirPlayzAlot
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Balkan countries instagram accounts beefing is probably one of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
One… uh… two… hang on I lost count… uh… one…
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
JUSTICE FOR EDDIEFRB FUCK YOUTUBE’S MODERATION
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
JOHNNY KLEBITZ VS CAESAR KING ULTIMATE RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES 1 APRIL 1ST, 2026 #RapBattles #GTAIV #GTA4 #ZZZ #ZenlessZoneZero
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“Holy shit, Neo Metal Sonic!” “BIO DATA SUCCESSFULLY COPIED… NEW PROTOCOL INITIATED: DATING MINORS” “God fucking dammit”
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
shitshitshitshitSHITSHITSHIT I NEED TO WORK ON MY RAP BATTLES
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Man, Cars is such a good movie.
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
THERE’S A FUCKING TORNADO
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SirPlayzAlot @sirplayzalot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Happy birthday, Caesar King
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