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Probably not Eric Idle. Be excellent to each other. Trans rights are human rights. He/him/his

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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 24/09/2026
Judge ain't buying it
letters to Plaintiffs are routine. And as discussed further below, the Court is skeptical—at least on this record—that Defendants’ interest in safeguarding national security is the actual motivation for, or is even advanced by, the revocation of Plaintiffs’ hard passes. Finally, even if the circum
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 19/09/2026
Saw this two weeks ago, and I can’t wait to see how many revisions we‘re up to now
A gas pump. It reads $35.28 and 5.738 gallons. Under the display is a printed label that reads “Prices include $1.05 Trump war surcharge” The price is crossed out and handwritten is an update to $1.55
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 15/09/2026
Imagine telling the writers of American Dad in 2005 that this dude will someday be voting for a Democrat
Karl Rove, from the 2005 American Dad episode "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
He is standing in a doorway, with a red hooded cloak shadowing the top half of his face. Around his neck is a gold amulet, with an elephant on it
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 09/09/2026
Rockefeller Center Salute to Fireworks
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 04/09/2026
Probably could have saved a lot of questions by just asking how often I use the word “like” in a typical sentence It’s like, a lot
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from California — about 58% of your answers match a typical resident.

MYDIALECT — STANDARD
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Seattle
New Orleans
Houston
Atlanta
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR
San Francisco, CA (58%)
Los Angeles, CA (57%)
Seattle, WA (57%)
LEAST SIMILAR
New Orleans, LA (47%)
Houston, TX (48%)
Atlanta, GA (48%)
What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to California.

What do you call the insect that flies around in the summer and has a rear section that glows in the dark?
firefly
What is your *general* term for a big road that you drive relatively fast on?
a freeway has limited access (no stop lights, no intersections), whereas a highway can have stop lights and intersections
What is your generic term for a sweetened carbonated beverage?
soda
Do you pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same?
same
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 29/08/2026
A screenshot from Seinfeld, a NY license plate reading "ASSMAN"
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 28/08/2026
I mean if we're renaming lakes
A screenshot from Mapquest showing Lake Michigan and the surrounding areaThe same picture as before, but Lake Michigan is renamed Lake Trump and is significantly smaller and mushroom shaped
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 26/08/2026
Also shout out to the dude in my class who performed a Muppet rendition of Call Me Maybe for his final
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 20/08/2026
Is @polygon.com okay?
THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026 AT 1:00 PM
5 Classic Nintendo Games that Are Completely Unplayable Today
JOSH BROADWELL
POLYGON3
Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, Gamecube)
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 18/08/2026
During a February 2026 recorded conversation with law enforcement, Caruso claimed the allegations were "impossible" because sexual deviation is directed toward only one sex, and since he's attracted to women, he couldn't be a sex offender.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 08/08/2026
Sa sailboat just offshore. There is a massive swarm of birds flying past it
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 08/08/2026
The Birds (1963)
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 05/08/2026
The first essay we wrote in my intro film class was breaking down this scene from Singin' in the Rain, and I know it's not a fair comparison, but rewatching it now feels like a breath of fresh air. I particularly love how we get an almost two minute uninterrupted shot of them walking and talking
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 28/07/2026
If we're talking about ice related movies that require a critical re-evaluation
The poster for "Cool As Ice" (1991) starring Vanilla Ice. 

The tagline reads:

When a girl
has a heart of stone
there's only one way
to melt it

Just add Ice.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 23/07/2026
The best part of The Lost Bus was the character who only exists to personify PG&E and get screamed at by the firefighters
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 13/07/2026
Homer: Homer's Odyssey. Is this about that mini-van I rented once?
Lisa: No, Dad, it's an epic tale from ancient Greece.
Homer: That mini-van had the biggest cup holders. And change slots for every coin. From penny to quarter.
Bart: Dad, I loved it too. But it was seven years ago!
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 12/07/2026
The Grim Reaper claw machine meme, the text above him says "Lindsey Graham?!"
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 09/07/2026
Figured it out, go to System Settings > General > Login Items & Extensions, and disable "FinderHelper"
FinderHelper Extensions
1 extension installed
File Provider
See local files and remote storage files in one view in Finder.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 09/07/2026
Jesus Christ, Google Drive added an "Ask Gemini" option to the right click menu in Finder. If anyone knows how to get rid of this, I'm all ears
The right click menu in the macOS Finder

E® New Folder

• Get Info


View
>

00. Use Groups


N Sort By


* Show View Options


Co Import from iPhone or iPad
>

• Ask Gemini


• Open with Google Drive


• Copy link to clipboard


• Share with Google Drive
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 04/07/2026
Is @polygon.com okay
POLYGON
Red Dead Redemption 2, 8 years later, is a bad video game I was, as the kids say, gassed when I finally got my hands on Red Dead Redemption 2. At the time, I was writing for a now-defunct video game website, and in celebration of one of the most anticipated games of all time...
POLYGON
Anakin and Padmé's awkward love story is the best part of the Star Wars
prequels
I'm not going to lie and say the Star Wars prequels are good. They're objectively bad movies and some of the most baffling blockbusters ever m...
* 5:01 AM
* 4:00 AM
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 26/06/2026
And I’m not even Catholic
Your Results
69% Woke
31% Chud
44% Techbro
56% Neo-Luddite
59% Hopepilled
41% Doomer
84% Davos
16% Dubai
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Pope Leo XIV
Head of the Catholic Church (2025-present)
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 25/06/2026
The missing giraffe, its head and neck emerging from a well, giving the camera a Jim face. Darth is peaking in from the left of the frame
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 24/06/2026
I don't think you even need to specify NFL
	Professional career
3.1	San Jose SaberCats
3.2	San Francisco 49ers (first stint)
3.3	Sacramento Mountain Lions
3.4	Miami Dolphins (first stint)
3.5	Minnesota Vikings (first stint)
3.6	San Francisco 49ers (second stint)
3.7	New England Patriots
3.8	Minnesota Vikings (second stint)
3.9	Miami Dolphins (second stint)
3.10	San Francisco 49ers (third stint)
3.11	Philadelphia Eagles
3.12	Winnipeg Blue Bombers
3.13	Toronto Argonauts
3.14	New Orleans Breakers
3.15	Edmonton Elks
3.16	Montreal Alouettes
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 18/06/2026
A poster for the animated, anthropomorphic birds playing baseball themed show, D'Myna Leagues
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 16/06/2026
Screenshots from 30 Rock, Liz is talking to Jon Hamm’s character 

You can't put Gatorade on salmon. 
Yes, you can. The hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so.
Did she say it on TV?
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 13/06/2026
That "now" is doing a lot of work
WASHINGTON, D.C.
11:50 PM
NOW: WORKERS REMOVING DONALD TRUMP'S NAME FROM KENNEDY CENTER
MSNOW LIVESTREAM
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 22/05/2026
I swear graphic designers are having a competition to see how explicit they can make it while retaining plausible deniability
A picture of a product from a cannabis brand named "Candy Concentrates" The box is blueish with a red circle in the center, and what appear to be ribbons flanking the left and right of the circle. It is...evocative
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 17/05/2026
Not nice
A button on a gas pump. Premium is priced at $6.999 a gallon
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 13/05/2026
@gamersnexus.bsky.social has got to be one of the most Bluesky coded YouTube channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3tEQmCl-M
A screenshot from a Gamers Nexus video, showing Steve holding a fan. On a shelf behind him is a book titled "Star Trek Cats"A close-up of the book
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 08/05/2026
The Simpson's "No, money down!" meme but it says "Cease? Fire!"
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 07/05/2026
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 01/05/2026
I called Panetta's office recently (after Trump threatened genocide against Iran), to ask two specific questions: "Why are you you not calling for Trump's impeachment, and what would it take for you to do so?" This was the response I got. Absolutely pathetic and cowardly.
Thank you for reaching out to me to share your opinion regarding the conflict in Iran and my support for War Powers Resolutions.  I appreciate your interest in the issues facing California's 19th Congressional District and our country, and I welcome the opportunity to respond.

I support and will vote for the bipartisan War Powers Resolution authored and led by Republican Representative Massie of Kentucky. This resolution, if passed by the House of Representatives and Senate and then signed into law by President Donald Trump, would require the Administration to cease all hostilities in Iran until the U.S. Congress specifically authorizes military action.  Please watch my comments at this week's press conference about the bill with my fellow Democratic Members of Congress who also are veterans by clicking HERE.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 14/04/2026
Heads up if you use @1password.bsky.social on iPadOS/iOS, no it's not just you, they intentionally disabled the popup. You know, the single most important aspect of their product if you prefer 1 tap to 5 EVERY time you go to log in somewhere. But don't worry, they also just increased the price.
What's New > - When you import a 1PUX file, but you don't have the permission to create vaults in your 1Password account, only private
items will be imported. [[#UL-150]]
- We've made some improvements to how 1Password can recover drafts of items. [[#EE-1935]]
- The inline menu for the 1Password browser extension in Safari is now hidden if you use 1Password as your system autofill
provider. [[#ME-271]]
- We've fixed an issue where account details wouldn't automatically be filled into sign-in fields when adding an account to the
app. [[#AUTH-2246]]
- We've fixed an issue where you could lose your draft for a new item if you swiped down to close the pop-up. [[#EE-1919]]
- We've fixed an issue that could prevent 1Password for Safari from unlocking properly. [[#AUTH-240]]
6d ago
Version 8.12.10
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 13/04/2026
The Pope is too busy finally building that overpass through the Sistine Chapel to worry about crime
Transport in Vatican City
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The transportation system in Vatican City, a country 1.05 km (0.65 mi) long and 0.85 km (0.53 mi) wide,[1] is a small transportation system with no airports or highways. There is no
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 10/04/2026
I still can't get over this final quote. She didn't even create it, AI did, that's the whole point!
But for Smith, the hostile reactions to her otter have discouraged her from creating art — logo or otherwise. “To all the haters out there … I’ll never create anything else in this town again,” she wrote.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 07/04/2026
Hope international travelers like Texas and Florida, and vice versa!
Busiest U.S. airports by international passenger traffic [edit source ]
Rank •
Airport name
Location
IATA
Code
2024|12]
1
John F. Kennedy International
Airport
Queens, New York
JFK
34,765,387
2
Los Angeles International Airport
Los Angeles, California
LAX
23,438,418
3
Miami International Airport
Miami, Florida
MIA
23,202,731
4
San Francisco International
Airport
South San
Francisco, California
SFO
15,083,931
5
Newark Liberty International
Airport
Newark, New Jersey
EWR
14,690,370
6
O'Hare International Airport
Chicago, Illinois
ORD
13,865,434
7
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta
International Airport
College Park,
Georgia
ATL
13,813,088
8
Dallas/Fort Worth International
Airport
Grapevine, Texas
DFW
11,841,330
9
George Bush Intercontinental
Airport
Houston, Texas
IAH
11,675,134
10
Washington Dulles International
Airport
Dulles, Virginia
IAD
10,060,851
11
General Edward Lawrence
Logan International Airport
Boston, Massachusetts
BOS
8,491,518
12
Orlando International Airport
Orlando, Florida
MCO
7,610,776
13
Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood
International Airport
Fort Lauderdale,
Florida
FLL
6,897,993
14
Seattle-Tacoma International
Airport
SeaTac, Washington
SEA
6,056,779
15
Charlotte Douglas International
Airport
Charlotte, North
Carolina
CLT
4,623,143
16
Denver International Airport
Denver, Colorado
DEN
4,444,671
17
Philadelphia International Airport
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
PHL
3,704,176
18
Harry Reid International Airport
Paradise, Nevada
LAS
3,592,102
19
Daniel K. Inouye International
Airport
Honolulu, Hawaii
HNL
3,533,266
20
Detroit Metropolitan Wayne
County Airport
Romulus, Michigan
DTW
3,353,501
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 05/04/2026
The @sfgiants.com's Gigantes uniforms are kinda fire
Heliot Ramos wearing a black jersey with orange highlights, that says "GIGANTES" across the chest
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April…
The back of a pink baseball cap. It looks like a a face, with a wide gaping mouth, and tiny eyes, staring in horror at the existence it faces. But it is just a baseball cap, blissfully unaware of the many horrors that haunt the rest of us
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 02/04/2026
I’ve lived in California my entire life, and let me tell you, you never get used to earthquakes
Magnitude 5.1 earthquake 1 miles from Brookdale CA 1:41 AM
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 02/04/2026
Super close to me, biggest one I can remember
Magnitude 5.1 earthquake 1 miles from Brookdale CA 1:41 AM
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 02/04/2026
A price graph of WTI, over the past day. The line goes up pretty much vertically around the time of Trump's ramble
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 28/03/2026
What a beautiful day #nokings Santa Cruz, CA
A large crowd of people standing in a grassy field, under some trees. Most are holding signsA crowd of protestors from behind. The scene is dark in shadow, except for the sign at the center of the image, which reads "We have a constitution" with an image of the American flagLooking down a closed street, at the end is a large group of protesters marchingA group of protesters surrounding a 10+ foot tall model of the Statue of Liberty
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 28/03/2026
I love how absolutely unhinged Seth Meyers has gotten
A close up of Seth Meyers at his desk, between his hands is a blue clay sculpture of the McDonald’s character Mac Tonight. He is laying on his side, completely naked. His heavily-implied-to-be-large-and-detailed penis is heavily blurred.
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 26/03/2026
It's fun looking at unlabeled TV rating graphs and trying to figure out which show it is
A ratings graph of TV show episodes, that average out to 8/10. The only episodes with a rating under seven are one episode in season 6, and all of season 9

https://www.ratingraph.com/tv-shows/scrubs-ratings-12701/
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 25/03/2026
Jealous! My lemon tree gets like three lemons a year, meanwhile my lime tree could supply an army, which is great, but they're no lemons
A lime tree, absolutely covered in limes. They are very yellow and resemble lemons
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 19/03/2026
The @montereybayaquarium.org was basically an annual trip, and let me tell you, it never gets old
A picture of a jellyfish, taken at the Monterey Bay AquariumA school of fish swimming through a kelp forrest at the Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 15/03/2026
Sinners will (rightfully) win best picture, but my heart lies with Train Dreams #Oscars
VANIY FAIR
NAME:
THE 2026 OSCAR BALLOT
BEST PICTURE
• Bugonia
• F1
• Frankenstein
• Hamnet
• Marty Supreme
• One Battle After Another
• The Secret Agent
• Sentimental Value
• Sinners
X Train Dreams
BEST DIRECTOR
• Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle
After Another
& Ryan Coogler, Sinners
• Josh Safdie, Marty Supreme
• Joachim Trier, Sentimental Value
• Chloé Zhao, Hamnet
BEST ACTRESS
• Jessie Buckley, Hamnet
% Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
• Kate Hudson, Song Sung Blue
• Renate Reinsve, Sentimental Value
• Emma Stone, Bugonia
BEST ACTOR
• Timothée Chalamet, Marty Supreme
• Leonardo DiCaprio, One Battle
After Another
• Ethan Hawke, Blue Moon A Michael B. Jordan, Sinners ] Wagner Moura, The Secret Agent
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
• Benicio Del Toro, One Battle
After Another
- Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein J Delroy Lindo, Sinners
• Sean Penn, One Battle After Another
• Stellan Skarsgard, Sentimental Value
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
• Elle Fanning, Sentimental Value
• Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas,
Sentimental Value
Amy Madigan, Weapons Wunmi Mosaku, Sinners
• Teyana Taylor, One Battle
After Another
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
• Bugonia, screenplay by Will Tracy
• Frankenstein, written for the screen by Guillermo del Toro
• Hamnet, screenplay by Chloé Zhao and Maggie O'Farrell
• One Battle After Another, written by
Paul Thomas Anderson
7 Train Dreams, screenplay by Clint Bentley and Greg Kwedar
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
• Blue Moon
• It Was Just an Accident
• Marty Supreme
• Sentimental Value
X Sinners
BEST INTERNATIONAL
FEATURE
• The Secret Agent, Brazil
• It Was Just an Accident, France X Sentimental Value, Norway
• Sirat, Spain
• The Voice of Hind Rajab, Tunisia
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
• The Alabama Solution
• Come See Me in the Good Light
• Cutting Through Rocks
• Mr. Nobody Against Putin
* The Perfect Neighbor
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
• Arco
• Elio
• KPop Demon Hunters
& Little Amélie or the Character
of Rain
• Zootopia 2
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
• Frankenstein, Dan Laustsen
• Marty Supre…
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 07/03/2026
Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
Carrot Top
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Sirobin @sirobin.com · 05/03/2026
I watched this a while ago, and it's excellent dumb entertainment, 10/10. Don't miss the part where they strap a pistol to a drone and take out all the bad guys
A drone with a pistol attached to it, from the cinematic masterpiece "Money Plane"
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