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SirMtths

@sirmtths.bsky.social
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31 / 1,87 (6'2") 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/Sir) greysexual soft dom & needs your 🍑 Vegan| Gamer| Nerd| Anime 📍🇩🇪 Blocking people who use chatbots or generate content #FuckGenAI Subs and worshippers send me money: ko-fi.com/spicymatzi

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Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 3h
😔😔
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 3h
Maybe I don't sleep well, because there's no huge pecs or massive biceps I can rest my head on 😔
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 5h
So where can I find a sub who wants to pay my rent? This city will swallow up more than half my paycheck if I ever want to move.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 10h
It's all mist and clouds outside. Soft cool light billows in from the window and the smell of freshly brewed coffee from the kitchen fills the room, as I walk back to the bed. A kiss placed on your forehead, a warm cup placed in your hand as I climb back on top of you, snuggling under the blanket.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kindly asking for some service here ☺️
a young scruffy looking man with unruly hair a white shirt he is lifting and green briefs wiwith a notable bulge and a backpack on his back, smiling at the camera sheepishly
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 18h
Sunday, 23:35 my neighbours are having sex, but only the woman is moaning so loud I can hear her through 3 walls. but not. the dude. fucking homophobic.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 21h
I hope at the next wedding, I can just pull a man close to whisper in his ear to follow me while my fingers trail along his spine. Then I'll turn around taking his hand in a flowing motion and will make him tag along to a secluded dark corner, where I make him moan in muffled ecstasy.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kindly asking for some service here ☺️
a young scruffy looking man with unruly hair a white shirt he is lifting and green briefs wiwith a notable bulge and a backpack on his back, smiling at the camera sheepishly
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wish I had taken more time to take pictures of the 2024 look. gotta take that into account this time
my personal desing of a Helilos (greek mythology) cosplay while holding a black hole sunmy personal desing of a Helilos (greek mythology) cosplay while reaching out to grab the viewer
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Halloween order is out! Hope that look works out for me 😈
a picture of black tiefling horns on a puppet's head
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need another suit now, bc I ruined this one in the washing machine... 🫥
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot & steamy 🧖
a hairy man lounging lasciviously in the bathtub
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daddy does need some new socks because the grey ones are falling apart by now. ko-fi.com/spicymatzi
a man showing off his feet and gray sweaty socks who are falling apart slowly.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am literally just lying around resting all day. Completely went beyond my limits with the workout & walk & massage yesterday. 🤕😵‍💫
a scruffy looking man with tattoos ans in a teal hoodie lying on a blåhaj plushie
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daddy does need some new socks because the grey ones are falling apart by now. ko-fi.com/spicymatzi
a man showing off his feet and gray sweaty socks who are falling apart slowly.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haircut or letting it grow?
hairy man in boxer briefs lounging on the couch
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Addig my ko-fi link here now. Good Boys, sluts and anyone else can now donate if they want to serve me even better. Make me a happy man, by buying me a coffee. ko-fi.com/spicymatzi
2 pictures of a handsome man in 2 outfits and 2 poses in underwear
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
had a really good nap!
man in his 30s with forehead wrinkles looking at the camera contemplatively
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dropped one of my airpods into the toilet... they already got watered in July 😭 why is this happening? I think I might need new ones
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way I just kneaded and massaged my friend's back until he let out an actual moan. 😮‍💨
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
went on to slowly develop the font I want for my edgy nerdy finger tattoos, that I want to design myself. Going to mix One Piece with Noxian Design language of Maisie Yang.
3 pieces of text in caligraphy ink saying
noxian script
death
death
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
had a really good nap!
man in his 30s with forehead wrinkles looking at the camera contemplatively
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Z. @ztafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to remind y’all that chastity and ~locktober~ ain’t that serious. If you like it, you like it and if you don’t, you don’t. You can still be a sub if it’s not your thing and if you can’t be locked all month, it quite literally doesn’t matter lol Xoxo
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need all the people at my gym to leave.... right. now. Why do you even have time at 11am to go to the gym if you're not a shift worker??? I don't want to meet other humans.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got woken up by the baby next door again so I'm using my vocal skills to annoy them all with a full rendition of the Death Becomes Her musical.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cuddles & kisses. n o w !
a hairy man in grey underwear lying on a couch with his arms over his head
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I agree with Deborah: Show me your technique.
a grey underwear and long hairy legs in front of a tv, showing the show Hacks
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hadn't really noticed before oomf on Insta told me... even soft the vein is showing.
a shirtless man in grey boxer briefs taking a mirror selfie
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
consistency for once... 9/14 cardio days done.
a younger bearded men standing in the sunlight, sweat glistening on his skin while he smiles at the camera
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I should do #cocktober and unpack for a month.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the briefs in your mouth should be mine though 😌
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Ran~ @atelierran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🍂
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
b o r e d. nothing to do at work but to wait.
a tired looking man in white shirt with a Pikachu design on it looking down
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not only is October my favourite month by now, because of the seasons changing, #Locktober, #Jocktober and #Inktober make it an advent calendar like experience, too!
shiadanni with her iconic "it is OTOM" meme in a large hat that covers her eyes and an organge fake fur coat
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have 3mins between calls. make this #humpday an #ihumpyouday with me.
a young hairy man in black shirt, net shorts and beige socks ready to thrust, while holding his cockclose up of the same young hairy man in black shirt, net shorts and beige socks ready to thrust, while holding his cock
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am glad I could enjoy it while it lasted. Rest In Peace.
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have 3mins between calls. make this #humpday an #ihumpyouday with me.
a young hairy man in black shirt, net shorts and beige socks ready to thrust, while holding his cockclose up of the same young hairy man in black shirt, net shorts and beige socks ready to thrust, while holding his cock
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Addig my ko-fi link here now. Good Boys, sluts and anyone else can now donate if they want to serve me even better. Make me a happy man, by buying me a coffee. ko-fi.com/spicymatzi
2 pictures of a handsome man in 2 outfits and 2 poses in underwear
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
btw I would be angry if you don't. rude.
a picture of psyduck with sparkles.
next to it the text "I hope you think of me when you see psyduck"
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
patiently waiting for your #humpday posts
a hairy lower body, black briefs with a bulging crotch, and beige socks, a big mug of coffee in hand
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these three could kill me, but I will still eat them. for the plot.
european yew with greens and arilsthree arils of the european yew in my hand
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and who?
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and who?
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shush, be quiet. I will nap now!
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not scream about stupid AI slop today. I will not scream about stupid AI slop today. I will not scream about stupid AI slop today. I will not scream about stupid AI slop today. I will not scream about stupid AI slop todAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning ☀️
POV of a hair men, wearing black underwear and his tattooed right hand is holding a cup of coffee, bis bare feet and some weights visible on the floor
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do have values, you know...
Text exchange
Person: "I'd be honored to be used by you SIR!"
Me: "I can't have myself a sub who posts AI generated slop (even if it's rightfully shooting against maga bitches)
Person: "Fuck you Dickhead!!!"
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working on the [insert your tribe] jail as promised.
a hairy man with naked torso flexing his biceps
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SirMtths @sirmtths.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wanted to do strength training until my washing machine is done. Needless to say that I overdid it with the workout...
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