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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him)

@sirlongshanks.bsky.social
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Anti-Fascist with a Poli Sci degree & MtG enthusiast

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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pain is temporary -- carrying all the groceries in a single trip is eternal
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh. Something tells me this isn't canon...
A page from One Piece: Shokugeki No Sanji showing a nude woman partially covered with vapor / smoke, with the text "THE STRIP-STRIP FRUIT" on the right-hand side
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone in my neighborhood locks their car like seven or eight times every time they get home, meaning it beeps loudly over and over an obnoxious amount of times. Its a small thing but it is so incredibly annoying because of how consistently they do it, and how pointless it is
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Slap Slap Happy
Alt: A man in a blue shirt slapping a line of people as they approach him and are slapped down, one after another
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Spike Feeder Alex @alex.spikefeeders.com · 30/09/2026
Just placed my pre-order. Go, and do likewise.
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Stitcher’s Supply @stitcherssupply.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CASCADE CASCADE issue 2, available for preorder now. - All 24 articles from ISSUE 2 - A physical exclusive article from Magic man Sam - a fun bonus or two. :) - 8 1/2”x11” magazine with THICC paper - $19.99 stitcherssupply.com/collections/...
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so exhausted by not being able to trust our food anymore. I'm so worried about poisoning my wife by accident. I worked in grocery stores for almost a decade, and I'm used to recalls, having handled many of them myself; this is different, and I'm sooo stressed about our health. What a country.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Rubio heard there were "big shoes to fill" in the White House and took that literally
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Kid Rock really missed an opportunity to call his recent tour "Rock Bottom"
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty close!
mydialect map, showing a heat map assuming I'm from the Minnesota area, with similarities to the San Francisco area as well.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We can't even agree on giving equal rights to all people yet, but we are already moving onto AI "rights", coolcoolcool
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My entire life, I've been sold a lie of "freedom of choice", in reality, it's more like "freedom from choice". Small change in the language but terrible consequences. You're free to choose, only from among the monopolies we prop up, from the options we profit from. You're free to pay up or die.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess she didn't Karoline Loveitt, so she had to Leavitt
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If Fran wins I’m getting a Kapow tattoo
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She's gotta make it
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now they're going to move on to Francesca Hong in Wisconsin. It'll be even uglier than what you saw in Michigan.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"We're clear on OPSEC," He says, drawing the blinds as he takes a massive rip
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We stopped by Francesca Hong’s new field office in Madison to help launch one of the first mutual aid hubs built through the KAPOW model. If you’re in Wisconsin, stop by the Madison office, bring a donation for the mutual aid hub, or sign up to volunteer before the August 11 election!
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mitching In Action
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
His mom should have named him DayTripyeus or something, and saved everyone a lot of time
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jimothy still got more spine than Congress
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is straddling this world and the next, holding the gateway open for demons to flood in
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alright Canada, we get it, you have legal weed. This is a little much though
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
McConnell is probably filibustering the grim reaper right now, that's why his status is unknown
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell just got off the phone with me, we discussed James Carville's political relevancy
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Alex Blownes
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony is turning access to their own video games into a real-life persistent survival world, where you can log on one day and all your stuff is just gone. Seems fun and chill
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Always Has Ben meme, Time Onion has always been Ben
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Denouncing socialism while supporting capitalism in the US today is like being on a sinking ship and refusing to step aboard another ship trying to save you because you don't think it will sail as fast as yours did
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Community: Knocking Out Monkeys with Gas
Alt: Community: Knocking Out Monkeys with Gas
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BUILD 👏 THE 👏 WALL 👏 (around the reflecting pool)
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Have you considered that if those kids were so hungry, they could use their own family's slave labor profits to pretend to be a trillionaire inventor as well? Fake news.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Saying a billionaire can't be bought is like saying a lion won't eat you because they just ate your friend recently
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I think Zohran Mamdani just standing there smiling is now Jonathan Greenblatt's sleep paralysis demon
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Constitutional crisis? Nah, a crisis would imply a struggle, this is a constitutional collapse
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Word on the street is, Carville is quitting the Democratic Party to pursue his former passion -- building penny-farthing bicycles
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The smartest people to have ever lived still know very little about almost everything. You could meet the theoretical smartest person in history and teach them all about your hobby, or passion, or job, etc. No one knows most things about most things; embrace not knowing. Discovery is beautiful.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Every day we wake up slightly deeper in a pit, then we spend all day trying to convince our own people to just STOP fucking digging. Getting out of this mess is going to be exhausting, if even possible.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is an example of the goalposts moving in real-time; he is admitting that the current regime is so blatantly unlawful that Watergate wouldn't even make a splash (heh) in today's news cycle. As much as it hurts to say, I agree with him here. Nixon didn't get better -- they have just gotten worse.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So they ran in a Democratic party primary, and Democrat voters chose them as the candidates to run on the Democratic party's ticket, but they aren't "real Democrats"? Wow, and they wonder why they are losing touch with people. The Dem establishment is allergic to winning elections.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Minor One Piece spoilers, mixed with an irresponsible amount of speculation ahead..
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Access to pretty much all of humanity's accumulated knowledge has led millions into the jaws of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Many would be better off internalizing "I don't know" about most subjects than thinking they have the answers after a thirty second internet search. Your phone is not an expert.
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Joe Krogan
Joe Rogan, looking like a reptilian alienA Krogan looking like Joe Rogan
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/06/2026
Maybe the dumbest bit that still seems to have purchase in American politics is “that really rich guy can’t be bought!” I assure you, his wealth is *proof* that he can be bought, despite a weird elite class of Americans who want you to believe they won their fortunes in single combat or something
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
qtp with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry
Kate Beckinsale from Underworld
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hi. On today’s episode, @maryhoulie.bsky.social joins the News Friends to talk about Trump’s indifference to Americans’ financial situations, his reflecting pool, and his lawsuit against the IRS. They also dig into the very annoying Los Angeles mayor race. Link: youtu.be/5pRKODeGUGw
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Rudy Fraser @rude1.blacksky.team · 14/05/2026
Coworking space owner: “So it’s your company but you let the employees tell you what to spend money on?” Me: “I’m really into this non-hierarchical framework for running companies. Have you heard of anarchism?”
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don Jr should be in charge of counter terrorism; I'm pretty sure every flat surface is terrified of him
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LongShanks, Sir Viving - (He/Him) @sirlongshanks.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - LBJ
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