Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve never received so many emails and texts begging me to pay a bill I was a couple days late on. I feel like our government might be lying about the state of our economy... 100
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The world missed our climate goal to halt and avoid disaster. At least most of my current worries don’t matter now. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was putting together my shopping list tonight and realized this is the first time I’ve ever had to worry about every single item of food potentially killing me. Thanks for making life in this country less safe than ever, Donald Trump. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I was watching a show on one of many streaming services and the descriptive audio decided to turn on even though not a single setting had been changed. At first it was creepy, then sort of cozy, then annoying. Then the voice randomly vanished and now I almost miss it. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This week I had to remind myself that I’m a 36 (almost 37) year old dude and shouldn’t be scared of contacting businesses because statistically they’re more afraid of me than I am of them. Like bats. Or ducks. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026No one mourns the wicked.static.klipy.comThe Office Wedding Dance with Michael ScottALT: The Office Wedding Dance with Michael Scott 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I ate a ton of wasabi and Nashville hot gas station roller food today. I wonder why my body is violently trying to evacuate every single thing inside of it. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 31/05/2026l’ve never seen a single episode of the show, but I just finished watching G.I.Joe The Movie and that was wild. The first 30 minutes is Cobra Commander getting absolutely disrespected and clowned on. Then we get to see a bunch of hyper stereotyped people do a random training montage. 100
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Happy (according to my brain for some reason) Birthday, @fishflop.bsky.social!static.klipy.comDonkey Kong Birth MemeALT: Donkey Kong Birth Meme 100
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The new TikTok overlords decided to hit me with violations to the point my account is teetering on getting banned. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Inside TikTok messenger, I was responding to a video about the government putting AI in our vehicles to determine drunk drivers. Weird that TikTok/Oracle would be censoring this… 000
Reposted by Sir GooseAmir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I'm on the phone with an ai agent and after each of my responses it plays the sound of typing on a keyboard. Bitch fuck all the way off, this shit is so insulting. 2629214
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Karoline Leavitt looking like a Jenna Maroney character from 30 Rock. Not the best face to promote pregnancy. 😬 (All other preggos are aight, but this one is evil and hates this pic.) 001
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 06/03/2026When I saw Trump fired Noem, I was hoping it was from a cannon. 020
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If investigating every person implicated in the Epstein files has the potential to collapse governments around the world, including ours, then perhaps the governments don’t deserve to remain intact. 031
Reposted by Sir GooseChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/01/2026🚨 Federal agents also arrested independent journalist Georgia Fort after she filmed and reported on a protest at a Minnesota church tied to an anti-ICE demonstration. They’re targeting freedom of the press! 681525737
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026We’re living under a dictatorship. The Trump admin needs to be dissolved. 031
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 27/01/2026One of the main lessons I remember being taught as a child was that the only good Nazi was a dead Nazi. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It’s mighty curious that all of my recent videos on TikTok are stuck “under review” after criticizing ICE all day yesterday. Could be a program issue. Could be the Ellison’s heavy hands. 000
Reposted by Sir GooseRyan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026WOW on Pretti's denial of medical treatment "I informed the ICE agents that I am a physician, and I asked to assess the victim. At first, the ICE agents wouldn't let me through. ... But none of the ICE agents who were near the victim were performing CPR, ... None of the agents were helping him." 489137316279
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026All I want to do is make silly goofs, but this administration and their ICE goons have taken that. Everybody who helped get Trump elected has stolen a future that could have been wonderful. Instead, we have a dictator with dementia and a death squad with no oversight or accountability. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE is executing innocent American citizens. Round up every single person involved with ICE, prosecute them, and eliminate them from our society. It’s fucking sickening that we have a state sponsored terrorist organization roaming our streets. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 24/01/2026There is literally no scenario where firing 10 shots into a detained and disarmed person is legal or ethical. Abolish ICE, round them up, prosecute, then dispense justice. #FuckICE 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I kind of majorly hate when strangers call me “buddy”. It’s so condescending and ingenuous. That word immediately turns me against them. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I kept telling everybody that Donnie wasn’t going to declare war and I was right. I know a bitch boy when I see one and Donnie is a giant bitch boy. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I hate showers because they give me too much time to be alone with my thoughts. Hopped in the shower feeling okay and hopped out with an Earth shattering anxiety attack. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Donald Trump represents the worst of humanity. There is not one redeemable quality in that human shaped sack of rotting meat. His disregard of human life will be remembered when we eventually celebrate a planet devoid of him. 000
Reposted by Sir GooseSara Brinton @sarabrinton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC. There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI. Spread the word. www.ribc.org/donate-blood/ribc.orgDonate BloodCheck your eligibility to donate blood, learn about the process and why blood matters, and enroll in a RIBC Donor Loyalty Rewards programs. 3413961275
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Cool, the FBI/White House are spreading dangerous misinformation during an active shooting. I guess that’s what we get for having a podcaster and reality show host run our country. It’ll be great if we could get actual facts from Kash or Donald. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 13/12/2025These people are exhausting. Woe is she who got what she wanted when voting. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Apartment prices have gone up SO much since this was taken. The sad part is that most of these places were considered more pricey. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Pardons are one of the things that cannot be touched by future presidents. Trump is playing a dangerous game. If he sets the precedent that future presidents can invalidate pardons, then his criminal buddies are in deep shit when an actual adult takes office. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Uh…anonymous sources are an essential pillar of journalism. Anonymity protects these people from powerful and/or dangerous people who would want to retaliate. People rarely request to be anonymous when talking about the good things others have done. 021
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Drowsy Don strikes again! Somebody put gramps down for his nap. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Unsurprisingly, the #Amazon decision to use AI to dub anime is a steaming pile of hot sloppy diarrhea. Nobody wants this AI garbage used in place of actual people. Just pay people to voice the dub and be done with it. Fuck AI. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I had an argument with my littlest sis over thanksgiving because she said she could beat me up. I told her I could take her, not because I could pummel her, but because I took so many punches growing up that I’ll win through attrition. 100
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The shitty thing about those National Guard members getting killed is the officials saying they died in service to their country. No, they died in service to a vain President who wanted to intimidate people and have photo ops. This is Donald’s and the West Virginia governor’s fault. 100
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Oh my snaps, the intro to #MonsterCon is such a boppin’ jam. I rarely watch game intros, but I refused to skip this one. Good job, @monsterprom.bsky.social @btflglitch.bsky.social and @jessecox.bsky.social!media.tenor.coma cartoon character with blue hair and a green hatALT: a cartoon character with blue hair and a green hat 030
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Surprisingly a decent look for once. I didn’t have to see him in a stupidly long ugly tie or his gross white golf getup. 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Woah. I think #postmates has gone absolutely fucking insane. 🤣 No thanks. I’m just gonna drive up there. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I was scrolling through here and found some NSFW stuff and wowza…I’m pretty sure the dangle I just saw had at LEAST one knuckle. 🤯 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I have a major frustration pain point with playing any TRRPG. I’ll plan and prep for weeks. I make outlines of what I need to do in the next session and go over all of my character stats/skills. Then, on game day, I get so excited and overstimulate that I forget EVERYTHING and chaos ensues. 😞 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I’ve started up my super secret not so secret vtuber accounts again to create happier content. Cuz my IRL stuff always gets a lil on the serious/real world side and my weird goofemups feel weird to sprinkle in next to “ICE is the Gestapo” stuff. 😅 010
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I cannot imagine inconveniencing a few thousand lives for over a month in order to save millions of lives to then give in with only the promise of a VOTE to save those lives from some of the least trustworthy people I’ve ever seen. Pathetic. 000
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 10/11/2025It’s embarrassing to see how many Democrats are trying to cope with their cowardly and inept betrayal. They aren’t playing 4D chess. This isn’t some kind of trap they’re luring Republicans into. Sometimes people just do stupid things for…whatever reasons. 010
Reposted by Sir GooseSenator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 10/11/2025No health care, no deal. 1138278804289
Sir Goose @sirgoose.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Every time I start thinking the #Democrats are growing spines, they do something so stupid. They’re going to vote to reopen the government while getting nothing but a promise to hold a vote in 40 days from Republicans. What was the point of the shutdown if they were just going to roll over. 100