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Sir Ejam

@sirejam.substack.com
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My grey matter is weird. It generates stories. Sometimes, I let it use by fountain pen. sirejam.substack.com

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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 29/09/2026
Mine is managing not to insult anyone. #flashfiction
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Fetish
Everyone has one
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 25/09/2026
Negative sum game. #flashfiction #booksky
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Incremental Decrement
Take some. Give nothingsome.
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 23/09/2026
A strange attraction to darkness. #flashfiction
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The Incessant Aversion To Light
Turn. It. Off.
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 17/09/2026
Hungry? #flashfiction
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The First Pang
Is it?... Yeah it is
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 16/09/2026
It’s just me, Sir Ejam, being my usual cheery self. #flashfiction #booksky
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A Crushing Sense of Urgency
I’m late. So very late...
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 11/09/2026
Last one this week. King-of-Norway-pinky promise. #absurd #flashfiction
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The Grid
1000 x 1000
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 10/09/2026
Take your mind off work, debts, kids—they're stupid as fuck anyway—and read my latest flash. It won't make you feel better, but hey, maybe it will? #booksky #flashfiction
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Mind Off
... of things
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 05/09/2026
Longer post by my standards. Still short. It'll change how you view your toilets and make you think about this piece whenever you flush them. P.S. it mentions pent-up sexual tension, so don't read it to your kids, or have the explanation ready. #bookstack #flashfiction
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The Flush Prince
A quest down the drain
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 03/09/2026
This one's a bit silly, but for some reason makes me think of Kafka. Not that I'm comparing myself, but... ah fuck it, just read it. It'll be like 2 minutes of your life. #booksky #flashfiction
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The Contraption
Think you’re safe? Think again.
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 01/09/2026
Another happy text. Happy 1st of September, everyone. #booksky #flashfiction #thewhatnow
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The Asymmetrical Geometry of Tragedy
More or less the same but not really
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 31/08/2026
Just posted something very normal. #booksky #flashfiction #weird #dont-judge-me-we
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Pretty Normal Guy
Like your totally not weird neighbor
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 29/08/2026
Mini-flash. Un petite ode to a green fella. #flashfiction
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Crooked
This way or that
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 28/08/2026
Don't get excited about this flash story. It's about the most boring subject in the world — cars. #booksky #flashfiction
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Complete Lack of Excitement
None whatsoever. Meh.
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 27/08/2026
The story of Lina's profile on Facebook. It's sad, the profile. Lina is fine. Maybe? #booksky #flash #fiction
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Last Seen
... days ago
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 25/08/2026
A new mini-flash for you to read before you head out. #booksky #flash #fiction
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One For The Road
Just a little bit more
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 23/08/2026
Some might find this sacrilegious. Fortunately, and I have it on good authority, God doesn't care. New flash fiction piece landed on Snubsnack. #booksky #fiction
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God’s Piss
Here comes the rain
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 22/08/2026
A story about decision-making, and bees, and apocalypse, and fuckups, and... that's a lot of themes for a flash story. #booksky #fiction #flash
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The Hive Conundrum
A bit of bzzzzz can’t hurt
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 21/08/2026
Btw, I post my flash stories of the weird on Shumbshmack: (this preview is idiotic, repeating the byline and all)
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Sir Ejam's Words | Substack
My grey matter is weird. It generates stories. Sometimes, I let it use by fountain pen. Click to read Sir Ejam's Words, a Substack publication. Launched 4 hours ago.
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Sir Ejam @sirejam.substack.com · 21/08/2026
This story does in fact have an erect penis reference, albeit the focus is on something much more disturbing. Read up. #booksky #fiction #flash
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If you can see them, they…
Sometimes, seeing more is less
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