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SirDarwin

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Trying to find people who have the same taste in memes as me Discord: @sirdarwin

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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What if we were wrong and labor day is about giving birth not workers?
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You're only 22 years and 4 console generations late but ok 🥀😭
Game rant article headline: "free pokémon firered and leafgreen celebi officially confirmed for October 2026"Pokémon firered's release data (according to bing): January 29th 2024
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Squidward lounge chair meme. The first panel is captioned "watching a Google Pixel review." The second is captioned "hearing the reviewer refer to the OS as "stock Android."

For those unfamiliar with the meme, it's Squidward setting up a lounge chair in his front yard with a smile on the first panel, and him carrying it back toward his door folded up with an apathetic expression on the second.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #dog
A meme of a blurry image of a black and white spotted dog looking at the camera. It's captioned "he mad because day by day nothing changes but when you look  back everything is different."
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #stopai
A meme of a social media comment by honeybutterlover08 of an AI generated image of an anime character holding up a sign that says "stop ai." The reply below by ulzh is a meme of a news cast reporting on presumably a criminal or missing person sketch where it looks exactly like the anchor on the left.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #batman #superheroes
A meme of posters encouraging kids to behave by comparing their limitations to those of superheroes. The first one says "even batman listens to his mom."
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #downfall
A meme of one of those filtered status updates that's edited to say "if you prayed for my downfall you should stop i cant take this anymore 😂😂😂😂😂."
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #tortilla #quesadilla #taco #mongolempire
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
anyone on his phone rn? #meme #memes #dankmemes #phone
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Samsung gallery NEEDS to stop pulling from my memes to make photo memories
New story: "snaps from a single day."

Featuring a meme of Shaquille O'Neal's pregnancy test

"(Results in 2 minutes - over 90 percent accurate - includes 2 free shaq stickers!)"
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Post a meme made by you:
Two panel meme. The first says "how my hair looks when I first try to style it in the morning." The image is that edited one of Donald Trump with a long wide neck and a big tuft of hair swooping off the right side of his head. The second panel says "how it looks when I'm about to go to sleep." The image is of xiao zhan with perfect hair.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
IGN... Aren't they the ones who instructed pc builders to apply thermal paste like whipped cream on a milkshake? Might be best to not read their recommendations then...
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This applies to brands and products too. I need to see if I can find a mini pc that's right for me but I haven't been spoonfed advice on the subject from reviewers I trust by any of my algorithms so I need to search online and maybe even take the word of someone I don't know 😨
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sad beige pixel 🥀
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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🇵🇷PsyKellygy🇵🇷 @psykellygy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I could post my full social security number, maiden name, name of my first born, and my bank account numbers, and would still be safe because nobody ever sees my posts.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Who goes through all of their texts with their kids to even find this out?
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@juicybeast.com hi! I'm a huge fan of Burrito Bison! Thank you for making such a fun, unique, high-quality game! I have a few questions if you wouldn't mind and could spare the time.
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
WHY WOULD YOU DESIGN THEM LIKE THAT #meme #memes #dankmemes
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Meme Smacker @smackingmemes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#meme #memes #dankmemes
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schau ~ 🎃🕸 @eveyning.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
very stupid how frequently we have to fight our own brains
meme of guy holding another guy back from cat calling a lady
but it's me wanting to interact vs my brain telling me it's a bad idea
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Richard Tree @rixhardtree.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
everyday i make posts that nobody cares about and gets zero likes. but hey, thats okay. someone will find me someday.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Noooooooo I don't want to do research myself I want person I trust to tell me if individual/organization good or bad
The sorrow reaction icon from animal crossing. It's a cat character facing the viewer and crying with their eyes tightly shut and mouth open while frowning
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #gamingmemes #gta6 #ringtosshandheld
A meme made to look like a news article. The headline reads "GTA VI will not be released on the water ring toss handheld." The image is of a water ring toss toy made to look like a PlayStation Vita-like console, which has a background featuring the Grand Theft Auto VI banner art with Jason and Lucia sitting on the car against a Vice City sunset.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #borisjohnson #howtospotai
A meme of Boris Johnson eating a sandwich and drinking coffee with his feet for hands on a bus or train. It's captioned "how to spot ai 😔," but the details that are circled in red in the image are the correct looking apple logo on his laptop, a rock and distant building outside the window, something on his suit, and two little things between the windows up top.
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Carlos Precioso @precioso.design · 18/03/2026
In the style of the "You wouldn't steal a car" meme: "You wouldn't download a skill"
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's like they say. Car pay DM!
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Pro-lifers selling eggs
A meme of a basket of eggs for sale. The sign for them says "boneless chicken - 35¢"
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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's so funny when an OnlyFans bot follows me. Like ma'am
Profile page for Destroyer of World @shinikage221.bsky.social
A rainbow flag at the end of his name A close up of the profile's rainbow flag emojiHomophobic dog meme I know what you are
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Andrew™ @anxovert.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
An image of a large, fuzzy bumblebee resting on the white frame of a window. The bee is positioned in the centre of the frame, clinging to the edge where the white plastic meets the glass. Its body is dense with dark hair, and a distinct band of lighter, golden hair is visible across its lower abdomen. The wings are folded flat against its back, showing a translucent, slightly textured surface. One of its tiny, dark legs is visible extending down onto the white frame, while its front legs appear to be gripping the dark rubber seal of the window pane.

The bee is facing toward the glass, and a faint, dark reflection of its head and upper body is visible on the surface of the pane, creating a sense of the insect looking out or contemplating the barrier. The background outside the window is blurred, showing soft, out of focus shapes of green foliage and greyish ground, suggesting an outdoor garden setting.

The image is a meme with bold white text featuring a black outline at both the top and the bottom. The text at the top reads, I DUNNO MAN, in all capital letters. The text at the bottom reads, WHAT IF MY KNEES AREN'T THAT GREAT, also in all capital letters. The joke plays on the common idiom the bee's knees, which is used to describe something excellent or high quality. By having the bee express doubt about its own knees, the meme anthropomorphises the insect with a sense of relatable insecurity. The lighting is bright and natural, coming from the outdoors, which highlights the texture of the bee's fuzz and the clean lines of the window frame. The overall composition is a close up shot, making the small insect appear quite large and significant within the frame.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Idec anymore. It's a new year, so let's make bluesky an actual social media platform and not a place to make you angry about stupid people with power. Muting all accounts I see that post political negativity and hatred
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
He told me he knew a spot 🥀
A meme of a restaurant called "Diddy's Pizza."

Serving pizza, pasta, and western & Malaysian food
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
If you see this, then it's random photo post time
A meme of "sorry I-" statements but the last words are replaced with "Mexican" or "being Mexican." Reads as follows:

Sorry I'm Mexican
Sorry I'm Mexican
Sorry I'm Mexican
Sorry I'm Mexican
Sorry I'm Mexican
Sorry I hate being Mexican
Sorry I'm m(Mexican)
Sorry I exist
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #lenovolaptop #lnovo #fukyoulnovo
A meme of a reddit post by u/Winter-Ad-6348 on r/Lenovo. The title is "fuk you lnovo." The attached image is of the keys that don't work on their laptop. The body text reads as follows:

"why is my kyboar brokn Inovo my laptop is barly thr yars ol fiv an six us to work lik ystray but now its all gon i ant vn prss ontrol im nvr buying a Inovo prout again smh"
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #christmassweater #freakinthesheets #excel #spreadsheet
A meme of a green Christmas sweater listing on Amazon. The front has the Microsoft Excel logo alongside text that says "freak in the sheets." The back has just the excel logo.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #webmd #wrapped
A meme of "WebMD wrapped" (2022, edited to be 2025). The background is of a sea or ocean at sunset or sunrise. The only fact listed is a bullet point below that says "you trew up 2 times this year."
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Life when people used the phrase "log on" to refer to using the internet
A frutiger aero image. It's a city with greenery surrounding it, a clear blue lake, a plane circling in the sky above, and a blue sphere divided into a grid in the background
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #benshapiro #doratheexplorer
"Dear Dora,
You claim to be 'an explorer', yet you travel exclusively through mapped territories"

Meme of a quote by Ben Shapiro, shared by Turning Point USA
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #minecraft #thanos #scaryfacts
A meme where some kid grimacing with a shocked look on their face shares scary facts:
"There was no Minecraft in 2002"
Thanos, also shocked, says "Bro What?!" below
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #google #googlesearches #bananabreadrecipe
A meme of a Google search for "banana bread recipe." For some reason, it seems this is taken as a sign of a mental health crisis, so the text "Help is available, speak with someone today," and resources about the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline are shown below.
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #funnytweets #basketball #lebronjames #lerbonjanes
A meme of @tombrodude tweeting "@lerbonjanes u like what you see?" With an attached Shutterstock illustration of a basketball
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SirDarwin @sirdarwin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#memes #dankmemes #shitpost #messages #marriage #islam
A meme of a message exchange.
Person 1: "wanna marriage"
Person 2: "ok convert to Islam"
Person 1: "okay what do I do" 
Person 1: "do I have to sign up or make an account what do I do"
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