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Brantholomew McDood

@sirbrandood.bsky.social
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Gay Dadolotl || Seattle Gayyymer || 97% Cold Brew || Autistic Raccoon || he/him call me Bran Twitch.tv/SirBrandood

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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
FFX FFXI FFXII *leans in close* FF13 FFXIV
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Yeah I'm gonna sleep tonight why [starts Xenoblade Chronicles 2]
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
oh god oh fuck
A small pile of kittens, 3 are gray, 1 is black, 1 is a black and orange calico. They're nustled up in a straw pile
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Are you suffering from nausea, splitting headaches, or the ethereal tug from forces beyond corporeal reckoning after a recent trip through [REDACTED]? You may be entitled to damages. Please contact our offices by lighting something on fire. Literally set anything aflame. We'll know.
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Every time I drink I forget the rules to one boardgame and take one more step to freedom
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Shout-out to my neighbor who got two cats, didn't spay or neuter them for years, then just kicked them out. Anyways I'm about to have kittens oh God
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
"I love going outside" as in I love the part when I get to come back inside
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Eclipticafusion🦥(Clipey) @eclipticafusion.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Big Koop doodle
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Idk I just think we can all appreciate the PURE HOMOSEXUAL TENSION between Dr. Quint and Matt Hooper at the end of every game on the Jaws pinball table
A crop of the jaws pinball table playing the beer can crushing scene from the movie, Dr quint staring past the camera with the crushed can in his hand. Brans score is not great.Crop of the jaws table with the beer crushing scene and Matt Hooper staring back into Dr Quint's eyes past the camera as he crushes his paper cup
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
New fitness goals: I just want to be fast enough to outrun a zom and strong enough to hammer throw cute men into the bay (flirtatiously)
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
gamer cat
Gray Cat loafing next to Bran's switch, watching the characters move idly on the Xenoblade chronicles pause screen. The picture is dark because it's bed time
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Me and who
Two shark stuffed toys with long mouths
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
At the gay bar like "wait there's pinball? yeah you're cute sure but like I have quarters for a reason so have a great night :)"
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liz 🍉 ليز @lizardry.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
My TL did a thing 😭💀
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbr... 2h

Every time there's a steam sale I can hear my backlog screaming

Endless Screaming @infinites... 26m AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Every time there's a steam sale I can hear my backlog screaming
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
"well I'm autistic and I can read the room just fine" doesn't work the way you think it does
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Tired: my cat can do no wrong Wired: my cat will absolutely do wrong but I will support him because he is the best boy and we are all beneath him
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 08/03/2024
happy international women's days
jennifer's body movie, two women are talking to each other, one says "you're killing people" and the other says "no, I'm killing boys"
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
I had a great fucking day
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
FALLING OUT WITH A BOY
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
if you have a crush on me you may be entitled to damages, please contact us your local offices for reimbursement
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
When not impersonating a jelly donut, the Eastern red bat controls insect pest populations like gypsy moths, cutworms, coneworms, and tent caterpillars. Therefore: do not eat the crunchy, fuzzy, squeaky donut.
A post by "Tom" @elbows_selbo" on the bird site that shows a round Eastern red bat and a jelly donut side by side, highlighting the similarity in color and shape.  The bat is adorable with tiny black eyes, big ears, and a bigger body than seems natural.
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Lifehack: sparkles make it better ✨stress✨ ✨anxiety✨ ✨depression✨ ✨the horse from Never Ending Story✨
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Phone: You may encounter freezing conditions today My Brain: hi I'd like a cold brew please
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
would u still love me if i was a worm
one of the giant sand worms from Dune
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 01/03/2024
You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Tiq is my canary in the mines. If it wouldn't eat it, you shouldn't either.
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Listen I don't care if you're Millennial or Gen Z, I really only care whether I can interest you in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14 now with a free trial up to level 70 including the award winning Heavensward expansion and now also Stormblood
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Palo walo @lilnoodledragon.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
She’s ready to help you on your journey
A small orange domestic fisher dragon being held up like a feral little animal to help you on your journey. Her eyes are wide and orb-like to look for mischief.
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
"I don't like your tone" but it's a piano tuner to an upright
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
It's literally just a room of people you're expected to give a presentation on the Grinch Stole Christmas to but you watched the classic animated while they all watched the Jim Carrey one but you don't find out you messed up till a week later because no one said anything (to be nice)
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Ericka Simone posting a thread with her account of what got Taylor Lorenz fired from the New York Times.
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Ericka Simone (@ErickaSimone@mastodon.social)
So. Since @taylorlorenz is now out here attacking, misquoting, deadnaming and dishonoring dead transchildren on her next clout chase to fame, it’s time to get into the predatory and delusional behavio...
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Ty Neadik @notkoze.trashmammal.club · 27/02/2024
Which is double dogshit because the protag of Persona 2: Innocent Sin is canonically bisexual and him confessing his love to his childhood male friend is the canon choice. A game that came out in 1999.
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Persona 2 — A Classic JRPG, That was ahead of its’ time with Queer Representation
** Disclaimer: This article will contain some spoilers for Persona 2, read at your own risk**
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 27/02/2024
lauren asked, “what’s the name of that coffee place that they’re creepy?” reader, she was referring to dutch bros.
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casey @swampbrat.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
"gamers rise up" but like for your lower back pain
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Wow you didn't even capitalize Obnoxious??? Hm
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
I'm being hatecrimed rn
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
They won't stop looking at their phone wtf is this
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
@magic-skeetbus.bsky.social just gave me permission to whitejacket them sooooo
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
why do adults talk like this
sephiroth ranting and saying “I refuse to recognize that you have any arbitration authority.
If people who exhibit excessive outward hostility don't like me I am going to have to live with that.
Do what thou wilt.”
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
marketplace of ideas
The Neopian market from neopets. Lots of differently colored shops with a wizard hat building in the middle and a faerie in the bottom left in front of the gods forsaken community cauldron
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
games released when I was 12 I'm the same person
GC cover art of Viewtiful JoeGC cover art of Tales of SymphoniaGC cover art of Paper Mario The Thousand Year DoorPS2 cover art of Katamari Damacy
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Interviewer: you may have to travel for months at a time and might spend a lot of time alone Me: awesome Interviewer: ??? Me: Oh that's a bad thing?
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
I'd like to hire someone to live in my pocket and tell me when it is an appropriate time to make jokes
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Brantholomew McDood @sirbrandood.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Him: *is weird in your mentions* Me: *is weird in your dimensions (Eldritch play)*
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 22/02/2024
If you see someone committing SNAP fraud, no you fucking didn't.
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