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Sam G

@siraim.com
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That’s it.. I’m good.. no more from me. nerd.. coder.... former vaguely interesting person.. star wars hoarder.. camera dork..

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Sam G @siraim.com · 1h
ok "the internet".. my kids say "girlie" all the time when referencing that some is a fan of or into something.. like "they're a cat girlie" or "they're a disney girlie".. what is the guy equivalent? is there a guy equivalent? can guys also just be "interest girlies"? i'm ok with the latter..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 2h
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Coyote vs Acme for Tax Purposes
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Sam G @siraim.com · 20h
... building a dashboard to see how your engagement/posting habits on social media is not for the feint of heart... i teaches me that my original content gets less engagement than my replies to other people. .. and my engagement ratio on my original posts is <1.. which .. is not great.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 23h
at first I thought "how weird that tuesday/thursday night are so empty from a volume perspective".. but then i realized this data includes a bunch of data from when i coached softball on those nights..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 14/10/2026
anyone want to guess which period of time my mental health sucked and i turtled?
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Sam G @siraim.com · 14/10/2026
i love that our engineering team gets to practice presenting to a large group during our weekly meeting.. but holy hell. please tell some of these folks that they need to breathe.. hyperventilating while trying to speed run 15 slides is not a great experience.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 14/10/2026
second fun piece of data that i can't imagine sharing with anyone.. information who i reply to the most and who interacts with me the most..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/10/2026
Hey..so..definitely don't build yourself a social media engagement dashboard if you're not prepared to see very small numbers..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/10/2026
things i think about far too often.. "i'm not going to reply to this post because i don't want to seem like a reply guy" "oh.. there's no way i'm responding to this right now.. it was just posted.. happenstance led me to this post.. but.. i don't want to be that guy"
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/10/2026
This feels good. :) #blobby
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/10/2026
Me: so.. you know you have a crush Also me: yea Me: and you are going to do what about it? Also me: nothing Me: because? Also me: nothing good comes from it Also also me: yea.. I’ve seen him do this before.. it doesn’t end well
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Sam G @siraim.com · 12/10/2026
It was a nice day.. so I thought I’d sneak out for a ride…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 11/10/2026
… 17 years… not a bad run so far.. let’s hope we have at least 17 more…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 11/10/2026
Father’s Day gift (ignore what that implies about the calendar) from the wife made by my BIL… it’s so good… and Euler’s Identity? I mean.. come on!
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Sam G @siraim.com · 09/10/2026
App Intents are super cool to play with .. but man.. figuring out how to get Siri to hear what I'm trying to do is a pain in my rear.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 08/10/2026
i am drunk with the power of webhooks.. my discord bot now reports on daily stats for my ios game, nvidia driver releases, free games posted to the epic games store, and health/wellness of my two linux servers. Now i'm looking for things to push onto my bot/discord server :)
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Sam G @siraim.com · 08/10/2026
Mmm dinner
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Sam G @siraim.com · 07/10/2026
Day 123…. A quick 14.5 mile ride… one day, I’ll replace my old heavy trek ds 2… maybe…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 06/10/2026
so.... i bet i could do a beginner baby triathalon in a few months.. the 11-15 mile bike ride would be the easy piece. 1/3-1/5 mile swim? I'd need to get back in the pool and train a bit for this.. and the 5k? i just need to keep my current plan.. i bet i could do it..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 04/10/2026
Snuck out to get a ride in before the rain showed up… not a bad 40 min effort.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 04/10/2026
So happy with where this is ending up… #viaLaBlobby
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Sam G @siraim.com · 03/10/2026
The shimmering effect on my blobby game looks so good now.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 03/10/2026
50 miles for the week.. four days of riding in a row since fixing my bike… feels good
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Sam G @siraim.com · 01/10/2026
the most generous read of this? The old fucker seems to understand he will have to leave office:
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Sam G @siraim.com · 01/10/2026
Me: i am just going to take a quick walk after my long ride yesterday… Also me: or… I should get on my bike…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 30/09/2026
regression is anova.. and anova is regression... commit it to memory folks.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 30/09/2026
The journal app I wrote for the wife is finally coming together… no pun intended… the daily journal… the stats/mood tracker.. and the daily joint question now works great… maybe one day I’ll publish it for others to use.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 29/09/2026
Me: “My bike is fixed… I’m going to head out for a quick ride to stretch my legs” Then Me:
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Sam G @siraim.com · 29/09/2026
oh.. you're an overthinker? that's nice... have you considered adding "with your consent, of course" when sending along a random <<hug>> to people on the internet...
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Sam G @siraim.com · 29/09/2026
my brain: "hey.. you should be more vocal with people you'd like to be friends with.. it would be good for you." yea.. i'm good. people are busy.. have their own lives.. and i am not needed in that space.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 28/09/2026
What i thought would be the hardest part of my masters degree: the math what it really is: learning to write a bunch of greek letters..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 28/09/2026
ya know what stinks? losing a piece of a relationship with someone that was super important to you.. but not losing the relationship itself. You still get to see them..talk to them.. but.. you have to lock away your feelings and your words.. that's fun.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 28/09/2026
step one: i'm going to be productive today step two: <enter the productivity gravity well> step three: <emerge 6 hours later> step four: my brain is tired.. time to enjoy a conference call step five: class time! another 75 minutes of calculus mixed with probability..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 28/09/2026
The fun part about my shame engine is that it doesn’t require another person to kick it into gear. Say something to someone? Immediately think “yea.. I shouldn’t have done that” …
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Sam G @siraim.com · 26/09/2026
A little over four miles… I meant to just take a walk.. and I ended up jogging about a mile…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 23/09/2026
Exam #1 of my grad degree is in the books… did I over prepare? I don’t think so… I am 100% certain I got an A. :)
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Sam G @siraim.com · 22/09/2026
“… bounty.. keeps working.. even when wet….”
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Sam G @siraim.com · 21/09/2026
Backyard burb birb…
Hawk from the backyard
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Sam G @siraim.com · 19/09/2026
One day.. you just reach the end of your empathy and you start to give up on other people.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/09/2026
Me: “I haven’t ridden in about three weeks because I haven’t been feeling well. So I’m just gonna go for a quick ride to get out there on my bike and feel good for a minute, maybe 20 minutes” Also me:
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/09/2026
I know this problem isn’t either of the things I mentioned.. but i enjoyed proving that exactly one of three events would occur..
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/09/2026
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Sam G @siraim.com · 13/09/2026
15 pages of stats homework done…actually doing the math behind bayes theorem and the total probability law is kinda fun…
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Sam G @siraim.com · 11/09/2026
Therapist: “you are worthy of love…” Me: “let’s not get carried away”
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Sam G @siraim.com · 09/09/2026
here's a fun home game for you all: shame. just ..lots and lots of internalized shame.. around who i am.. who i was.. how i interact... it's fun for the whole family.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 05/09/2026
Hey @jeffcannata.bsky.social this has never fit in the <checks notes> it’s only been 5 years? … that I’ve owned this sweater.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 02/09/2026
Port guys: “hey!!! You wanna taxi?” Nah.. a three mile walk up and down the streets of San Juan on our way to El Morro and the parque de Los Gatos… was the best idea we’ve had all week.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 02/09/2026
“If someone wants you in their life, they will make time” Yea.. well sometimes “they” are going through their own shit… and just waking up every day is the challenge they’re capable of tackling… but sure.. their distance is about you.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 02/09/2026
Fun times… my messages here have been wiped out.. and now I can’t send messages to people I used to be able to.. that’s excellent. I wasn’t using that system anyway.
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Sam G @siraim.com · 01/09/2026
Robot boats…
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