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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 21h
Looks outside at terrific rain storm, I guess I should turn my sprinklers off so I'm not "that guy watering his lawn during a storm".
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Way too many automated work emails for a Monday morning, any chance Ukraine can bomb my office server too?
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, how we feeling about that marching band competition this afternoon?
Weather radar
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 09/10/2026
The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay, a former U.N. human rights chief and International Criminal Court judge. The Nobel committee described her as one of the “most courageous and important legal experts of our time.”
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Navanethem ‘Navi’ Pillay, former U.N. human rights chief, awarded Nobel Peace Prize
The trailblazing South African human rights lawyer and International Criminal Court judge was recognized for her work “ensuring that war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide are prosecuted.”
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I told my dog "only closers get bacon" but I don't think he got the reference. Don't worry, he finished his dinner and got some bacon.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean they're not even hiding it anymore.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today October 5th is the last day to register to vote in Arizona. arizona.vote
arizona.vote
Register to Vote & Find Arizona Election Resources | Arizona.Vote
Register, vote, and track your ballot in Arizona. Find election resources, polling locations, and answers to your voting questions.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arrr! Tis a pirate!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
mcsweeneys.net
Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're up to 5 voter guides now and hopefully in just over a week I'll have a ballot too!
A stack of 5 voter guides
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also .si is the Slovenian tld, apparently a lot of speculation going on with domain names being sold for millions. Anyone in the Trump family from Slovenia?
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking: area man eats outside at Phoenix restaurant, states "we made it through summer".
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There have been so many times reading posts about Star Trek or the MCU where I have literally said "thank god the fans aren't the screenwriters". No subtlety, no whimsy, no leave it to the audience to figure it out.
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sarah macdonald @sarahsmacdonald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my most enduring belief about tech leaders and tech sycophants is they are so angry about being human, that the textures of humanity are inconvenient and bad, so all of this work is meant to as punishment. it isn’t entirely their fault since our society kneels at the altars of Growth and Wealth
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bunch of button down shirts come in to the gym mid session. Me - who was that, Mormons? Coach - no worse, AT&T!
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21/09/2026
Breaking News: Major TV networks — ABC, CBS, Fox News and NBC — agreed to suspend their pooled coverage of President Trump after the White House blocked CNN from its duties.
nyti.ms
Networks Suspend Pool Coverage of Trump After White House Bans CNN
The move was an escalation of President Trump’s showdown with the White House press corps after he moved to bar journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Roses are red Their stems are quite narrow
Daily Record headline: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow'. Subhead: ALISON WHELAN drank Lambrini and ate poisonous nightshade before boarding the ferry and drifting up a river on the tide.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least once every Phoenix summer you'll park up and forget to put up the sunshade. *It burns*
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I accidentally sat down after coming home from the gym.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oooh, Phoenix getting some proper rain!
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ai is more likely to come up with antisemitism than general relativity.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I ended up pouring myself a stiff drink because *everything* then watched Supergirl. Look, it's about immigrants sort of...
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I still don't know if I'm meant to celebrate this or what?
A calendar notification reads:

You have an upcoming event
 
Am I meant to celebrate the 20yr anniversary of landing in the US as an immigrant?
Tuesday Sep 15, 2026
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gate passes have already been available, I've used them myself in recent years, what's new?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
When this chucklefucks, and similar chucklefucks like him say shit like "secret faceless elites" they mean "Jews" just in case you were at all confused. I know you weren't cause you got that good hearing that hears dogwhistles, too. But just in case.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...fall prey to mis/disinformation, leading to leaving behind scientific advances like vaccines, and just generally devolving until our own stupidity wipes us out. *yeah, I know it's apocryphal
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All these headlines about AI about to wipe out humanity, got me thinking. It isn't likely to be a catastrophic event like the nuclear bombs of Terminator, or some other instantaneous thing. It will be a slow frog boiling* over many years as we lose cognitive function,...
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Heritage foundation is bragging that they forced him out but I guess you can just say retired.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've just found out that Arizona State and Kansas Universities are going to be playing a college football game in Wembley. I have so many questions. One of which is how did they manage to pick two teams I have a connection to. unionjackclassic.com
unionjackclassic.com
Union Jack Classic - Home
Do not miss the NCAA Big 12 College Football in London featuring Arizona State and Kansas at Wembley Stadium.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good luck.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now she's blowing cold! The car obviously, what else would I mean? p.s. I am now poor
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Side quest, check local city regulations. Some have introduced age limits and other rules.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just saw something that I think requires a reminder as we approach the election in November. Lots of third parties blindly send out registration form mailers. They can be safely shredded and ignored. Real official mailers from your county will have this logo on the envelope.
Official election mail logo
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Young Sir is in the marching band, so the actual football is incidental (and we're losing).
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Friday night lights, let's go!
Friday night lights, highschool football, so fuggin hot
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In case you were wondering, AZ has already started preparing ballots and I doubt they've ordered any special envelopes or whatever the supposed USPS rules require. I have no doubt the USPS will be sued if they refuse to deliver them to homes.
A text message from Maricopa county telling me they are preparing my ballot and it will be mailed out on October 7th.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Both very sweaty?
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sex is great and all but have you ever sat in a school pick up line in Phoenix and realized your AC isn't blowing very cold?
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love how weird the English language is sometimes. Digital (IT) - cool, modern, just ones and zeros Digital (Medical) - I hope you used lube
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
2016: there's no way a few posts on social media by a Russian influence campaign could have possibly influenced my vote, I'm too smart for that! /s 2026: algorithm go brrrr
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In the sense it wasn't as bad as the second term I guess? Hardly a ringing endorsement.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The problem with having sardines for lunch, despite them being delicious, was sardine burps all through my gym workout. I did manage a 225lb backsquat 2 rep max though so.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nope! I wouldn't even name a garbage scow after Trump.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what's funny about this is that monks were perfectly delighted with the printing press, the myth that the late medieval church resisted printing is false, you can actually embellish printed books and people did, illuminators and scribes are not the same people, and simon should read more.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How have I got a headache already, I haven't even done anything yet.
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is six months of his wife telling him to go see a doctor and him saying he's fine.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026
in fairness, i can see why N. Biggar might want a little leeway here specifically
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Sir Eccles @sir-eccles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*looks at official work related document* Is that written in crayon? 8 pages of crayon?
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