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Alan

@sintendo69.com
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Retro computer enthusiast, cassette collector, and experienced neurotic. Opinions here are my own. YouTube: youtube.com/@moxiesideshow Website: sintendo69.com XMPP: alanw@xmpp.jp Gemini: gemini://aw.gemsync.net

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Alan @sintendo69.com · 22/09/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 21/09/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/09/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/09/2026
2026: Me, finding a brand new 512gb MicroSD card in a box in my room while cleaning
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/09/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/09/2026
A $5 tariff with an $18 FedEx "disbursement fee."
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 15/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 14/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 12/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 11/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 10/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 06/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 06/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 04/08/2026
Two black men are standing in front of a mural with their right fists raised. The mural reads: "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you're protesting America."
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 03/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 02/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 01/08/2026
The US State Department is currently using the Traveler Advisory System to spread fascist propaganda about our allies.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 01/08/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 28/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 27/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 25/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 24/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 19/07/2026
Half-Time Show Sneak Peek #WorldCup
Internet Celebrity Daddy Long Neck, shirtless and holding a mop in a convenience store.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 19/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 16/07/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 06/06/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 05/06/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 28/05/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/05/2026
A Threads post by SpaghettiScallywag:

A billionaire is someone who has enough money to make the world a better place for everyone and not even notice the dent in their wallet. A billionaire is someone who could change lives, end world hunger, end pollution, save the planet, and lose nothing from doing so. A billionaire is someone who actively refuses to do this. Eat them all.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 16/05/2026
"The United States appear to be destined by Providence to plague America with misery in the name of liberty." - Simon Bolivar
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 14/05/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 09/05/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 05/05/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 04/05/2026
Today is the 50th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 11/04/2026
I might have ordered a few of these. I might have ordered a few more than I actually need.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 04/04/2026
Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.”
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 18/03/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 07/03/2026
Number Go Down bad, right?
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 07/03/2026
Teya from the YouTube Channel "Strange Aeons" standing in front of a microphone in a white-collared shirt with a black tie and vest, and a paper hat with colored tassels on her head. Behind her are projected the words: "The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out."
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 06/03/2026
An image of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet walking, with their backs to the viewer. A caption to the left reads: The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annhilate truth.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 04/03/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 14/02/2026
Jesus.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 13/02/2026
The comic style of this seven-panel strip is old-timey. A tablet sits upright on a table and calls out, "Hey! Hey!" A man with a generous beard enters the scene. The tablet says, "I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I miss you. I miss your nimble taps and swipes." The man responds: "It's because you're a portal to horrors! Nothing personal, it's just you're a portal. And there are so very many horrors." The tablet responds, "I'm a portal to everything. Don't you want to see goofs and spoofs? You love goofs and spoofs!" The man says "I do love goofs and spoofs" and the tablet replies. "I've got so many goofs and spoofs." We see his hand reaching now from out-of-frame to grab the tablet. The final panel is the tablet spewing a torrent of horrors at him.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 13/02/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 07/02/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 07/02/2026
MAGA loves Kid Rock because he put a song about pedophilia in the animated film Osmosis Jones, so they can sing it along with their kids.
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 06/02/2026
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Alan @sintendo69.com · 04/02/2026
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