Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I live in a superposition every possible outcome is right here 020
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Saw an objectively gorgeous woman today and not a pore on my body dilated 000
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025You never understand the stupid decisions that people make until you make a few yourself and I am a very understanding man 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I just had the thought that if Superman were actually real and were disappointed in me, I would legitimately be upset 000
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If you are ever nervous about anything ask yourself these three questions: 1. Could it kill you 2. Could it put you in jail 3. Could it put you in debt 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I wouldn’t mind getting kidnapped as long as I could play video games at the crib 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I prefer foot jobs because they promote creative problem solving skills 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Wizards in WW1 would have their conduits attached under the barrel of their gun like a bayonet 000
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’ve come here to pay my light bill and spit in assholes, and brother, I’m overdraft. 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025When I was getting put into a 51-50 hold the psychiatrist I had to speak to first said I looked like I’ve been having a rough year and that pissed me off so badly 110
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025They’ve been working on hemorrhoid suppositories like the manhattan project that shit really works 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If I became Superman tomorrow I’d still have a porn addiction 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025All your ancestors taught tooth and nail so that you can cry fart and jerk off in bed 020
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025A father that congratulates your cousin on posting on instagram but not you for having a job and steady income 110
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025*trying to impress the girl I’m with* my foreskin is so tight I can’t even pull it back. 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 08/01/2025You study magic long enough, it just becomes fucking gay ass math. 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025*man who could mind control me with a scarab* Hey do you fw bugs? 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Sleeping in a bed with unfolded laundry and an unjerked off penis. Sigh. 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025When I was on a 51-50 hold the ladies at the facility would flirt with a lot of the people on hold in there 100
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 07/01/2025In the gym listening to Chet baker gonna hang myself once I’m home 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 06/01/2025When life gives you lemons, you’d better have water and sugar already. 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 05/01/2025After winning this game I won a game of clue and that really pissed them off 010
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Just got auto insurance! Do you guys know any car crash techniques for beginners? 000
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Had an interview and the cunt sounded so uninterested like mother fucker don’t you need people? 100
Sint @sintailius.bsky.social · 03/01/2025My grandma just dropped on me that she believes in Santa Claus at 64 000
