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Hot Mulled Karen

@sinisternails1.bsky.social
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She/her Median strip witch. Animal lover, reader, writer, gamer, smartass, crafty artist, disabled, exhausted. I’m never finished learning and growing. Trying my ass off every day. Just blabbering into the void. Who has the energy left to scream? 🖕🏻🧊

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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 2h
Ahh yes, I’m familiar with parrotlets. This one saw weakness in me and escaped his enclosure when I was pet sitting 😑
Small yellow green blue and white bird defiantly perched atop brown blinds
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 2h
My emotional state is still shit, but it’s not all bad. I’ve got this silly little creature named Squeaks that wants nothing more than to be close to me, and that’s really special. #Caturday
Torbie cat wth an orange spot on her forehead rests with one eye partially open upon a pajama clad thighTorbie cat wth an orange spot on her forehead rests upon a blue pajama clad thigh
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 6h
Yes that’s him officer!!
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@buckwheatmat.bsky.social I finally opened it!! The amethyst are gorgeous!! Is this big chonky druzy stunner a smoky quartz? I also didn’t expect a painting, it’s beautiful 😊💜
A bundle of 5 large tumbled gemstones: a grey druzy quartz, two purple stones with white striping(chevron amethyst), a white and orange shiny stone (a carnelian I believe), and a matte orange and white stone possibly another carnelian? 

Sitting next to a lovely small blue and white painting of foamy waves ebbing and flowing
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I forgot to include the stickers and spell candle gifties that were included!! Honestly this is one of my favorite parts of buying from small businesses, seeing their little appreciation surprises 😊
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Terrible picture/lighting but my angy bats are hereeeee!!! I also couldn’t resist the flappy bat, the druzy star and a well read hedgehog 😊 spellfire.bsky.social thank you so much!! Check out their shop, amazing crystals at really good prices!! But don’t buy the ones I want to buy next 👀
Poorly lit picture of 5 crystal carvings resting on lilac tissue paper. 

From left to right: A labradorite Hedgehog reading a book, an angry chonky kiwi Jasper bat, a dark green jade small flappy bat, a pyrite angry chonky bat and in the background a star shaped carnelian with a quarter sized druzy pocket of natural sugary looking crystals
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My last 4 “heart” animals have had a light tail tip or in the case of my dog Roxie, just a tiny bundle of white fur at the end of it 😅 those 8 furs were enough of a sign. Ninja had one complete ginger ring phase at the tip of hers (baby Squeaks in the background on her apprenticeship)
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You mean Montana Max?
Tiny Toons character Montana Max
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy? THIS FUCKEN GUY??
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: these two paintings refer to two different stories!
Painting: Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi

It is a 17th century masterpiece depicting two women using a sword to behead a man that was slumbering. Judith wearing a gold gown grips the man’s hair with one hand as she saws at his neck with the sword. Her handmaiden to her right struggles to hold the cur down so that Judith might complete her task.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m glad Philly Elmo made it out, it legitimizes the whole thing.
Under duress was a crowd-favorite category in which drivers had to try to ignore any number of things they might encounter on a Philly road, including a Mummers parade, a spontaneous fan celebration, a trash can fire, Philly Elmo and his drum line, a Ben Franklin impersonator, and, of course, a woman with a folding chair and a serious case of the savesies.

Photo of a man measuring how far the tire of a red SUV is parked from the curb. Under that is this caption:

“Philadelphia Parallel Parking Association Commissioner Adam Wodka measures a competitor's distance from tl ... Read more Bastiaan Slabbers/ For the Inquirer”
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Translated
• Le Sirop (Syrup): 80 g water, 30 g sugar, 8 g unsweetened cocoa powder. Heat in a small pan until dissolved, then brush over the warm cake.

• Ganache chocolat (Chocolate Ganache):
270 g chocolate, 190 g heavy cream, 30 g butter. Heat cream until simmering, pour over chopped chocolate, let rest for one minute, stir until smooth, mix in the butter, pour over the cake, and chill in the refrigerator until set.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Squeaks is always the happiest when I’m sitting in OUR(apparently) room and staying in one place so she can post up with me. When I’m out in the living room or kitchen doing things she’s following me around “mmeeeewww mewww meeeeaauuu” but in her little safe place:
Torbie cat sleeping in a loose curl with her paws tucked up under her chin she’s resting on a baby blue blanket emblazoned with fawn corgis in various poses showing off its corgi butt
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She sits pressed against me and dozes off smiling for cryin out loud! Smiling!
Tabby cat curled into a happy ball, head down chin up, smiling
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vet said Ruby’s eye is definitely an issue worth having them out for. But the weakness, the restlessness, the generally looking rougher? All gone when they showed up. We were preparing to set a date for this dog, but no her friends the vets show up and suddenly she’s shiny coated and perky 😂😂😂
Senior black and white boxer dogs schmoopy face showing one regular old dog eye and one extra cloudy old dog eye.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More tshirts!!
Crossed pistols over “Deftones Sacramento CA”The four faces of KISS Bush Golden State tour tee Horrible fan made unofficial disturbed fan club tee I was not the fan that made it nor wanted it but it was thrust upon me
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still emptying the storage units that were an “amenity” when we moved in but suddenly a “courtesy” when our rent has doubled in the past 4 years. Since they’re upstairs we needed help bringing stuff DOWN. Today was the only day my brother could help, but we also have house call vets here in 2hours!
The dusty front fender of an Electra Betty cruiser bike in black and pink sitting on patchy grassA silken christening gown held up by a pale tattooed arm Ticketmaster ticket to Benefit: Dimebag Darrell 
Disturbed/Anthrax/Drowning Pool at the Aragon Ballroom Wed Feb 23 2005 at 6:30pm

Sitting on top of a copy of The Golly Sisters go West A black tshirt with a 40 below summer logo in yellow and green
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elder Millennial Nu-Metal tshirt time capsule 😂😂😂😂 Look, I had a bit of a…thing with Disturbed. I was figuratively and possibly literally their biggest fan at some points back in the day. These days are different but it was a fun time back then.
Grey tshirt emblazoned with a dead cockroach and “Papa Roach Viva La cucaracha!”The back of a Disturbed 2002 tour tshirt A Disturbed tshirt showing eerie hands shielding a face Yet another Disturbed tshirt depicting the band members as creepy cartoons
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White Water?
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An excellent read! This is one of my favorite sculptures on the streets of downtown Philadelphia. I pass it often when I need to be in that area. But my absolute favorite is the Giant Clothespin by Claes Oldenburg. I’ve loved it since I was a small child, always wanting to see it when downtown.
45 foot tall dark steel clothespin in front of a large boxy windowed office building. Tall, mature trees dwarfed at the base of the clothespin show its true size.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Embrace your inner Virtus!
Statue of the goddess Virtus with her party boob out
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Ethan Hawke on the Silver Fox list? He should be.
Actor Ethan Hawke is pictured wearing a light-wash denim western shirt with studded shoulder detailing and light wash denim jeans leaning back in a simple wooden chair
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tried to grow basil indoors and this diva thought I upgraded her cat grass
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I have a newer version of the same model, can confirm she’s getting spicier as she cures 😂 She used to let me hold her in my arms.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House call vets are coming Monday to do a quality of life assessment for Ruby. She’s thinning, getting restless, more anxious than usual and that eye…that eye was not that cloudy a week ago 😕 She’s been walking into things more with that side of her body too. She’ll get to see her Mama again soon.
A senior black and white boxer dog perfectly dusted with a well earned white mask, she has one clear dark eye and one cloudy eye as a human gently holds and rubs her chin and neck while the dog rests upon the hand
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used “Trish” at the end in a bit of levity to try and break things up for her lol
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh what’s this? A brand new dishwasher that they definitely didn’t order until the day I sent my 2nd request!
A new dishwasher open showing its pristine grey insides Same dishwasher with its racks pulled out
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It actually reminds me of my favorite little wall hanging that I have …
A circular motif that says:

Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain’t
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Working on emptying the storage unit the apartment complex sold to us as an “amenity” but are now calling them a “courtesy” 🙄 Apparently I’ve had a box of plushies up there since we moved in, so just 20 years. This was the first round of millennial nostalgia 😂
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wake up, finally feel ready to move, sit up, and start my day. I feel my legs weighed down by Squeaks happily nesting in the blanket between them. As soon as I start pulling them off of me, she gets up, stretches, and then repositions next to me while the strength in my legs activates, smiling ☺️
The prettiest little Torbie cat curled up in a smiling ball to the side of her seated human.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoy a short virtual cat petting session, ignore the chaos of my life in the background 😊
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@peculiarityshop.bsky.social my new favorite earrings are here!!! I didn’t realize just how honkin’ big these lapises were and I love it Conversely I didn’t realize how dainty but detailed the ravens were and I love them too!! Thank you for a silly tiny toy as well 😊 I love silly
Items sitting on black tissue paper in front is a round sticker propped up that says “The Peculiarity Shop” in a pretty stylistic font surrounded by starbursts 

It’s leaning on a flat award box holding 3 pairs of earrings  on the right are a pair of long earrings spellings out an important message “FUCK ICE” to the left attached to a black earring card are large beautiful rounded kite shaped lapis lazuli doublets. Resting on the card blow them are dainty but detailed silver raven earrings. 

At top left of the box is a boxers “Slinky Jr.”! 

Close up of lapis lazuli earrings above the sterling silver raven earrings showing their beautiful details
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I gonna get warned for piling on? 🤣
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put in a service request for our dishwasher back on August 17th. No one’s come by to look at it, no one’s called to say “Hey we’re ordering a new one for you it’s just taking some time.” NOTHING So, I’ve escalated the complaint. They don’t like the M word or the L word 😈
Screenshot of a service request made to an apartment complex maintenance department. 

Issue

 Appliance 

Description

 Dishwasher still broken over a month later.
Has not spontaneously healed itself. Inside of the dishwasher is dry but starting to get whiffs of moldy smells, there may be a leak underneath or behind it.


“Starting to get whiffs of moldy smells, there may be a leak” is highlighted
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TECHNICALLY it’s not Autumn until 8:05pm EDT but fuck it it’s time to bust it out!!! #ItsAutumnWitches
A 3 panel comic with two smaller panels on top of the third

First panel features a pale tombstone shaped person/ghost with wide happy almond eyes wearing a pointed witches hat saying “Ma hat”

Second panel shows our ghost holding a black cat saying “MA CAT”

Final panel shows our ghost full body now with arms and legs confusing me even further about its form but it’s sitting cross legged still wearing the hat, holding the cat, and now we see they’re also holding g up a bat perched on their hand and has their arm wrapped around a jack-o’-lantern saying “MA PUMPKIN AND MA BAT” 


To summarize: 
MA HAT 
MA CAT
MA PUMPKIN AND MA BAT!
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely adorable, the plushies too 😊 I was tempted to box up my live action Nermal recently…
Large smoke grey cat with light green eyes sits pretending to be innocent
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Told those foxes though, didn’t he? 😂 Big dogs are the best ☺️
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Striped Biologist Taunter??
Semi-feline semi-rodent like creatures with naturally occurring bullseye markings on their side vulnerable underbellies taunt nearby biologists
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The anguish is all right here
A dodos leg bent(backwards?) at the knee, the claw gripping the air in anguish
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oooohhhhh hoooo a butter bell! Aren’t we fancy! The rest of us have lard cups! 😂 Seriously though I love it and it was a great idea on Mr. Madeline’s part! Congratulations on 9 years of wedded chaos!
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had it here, the working muscles would pull everything towards the right since the left sides muscles weren’t participating look at how far over my upper lip is in the duck lol
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2 nights with HankFrank and Squeak!! Their parents need to take longer trips, love sitting those two. Even with the skunk incident they’re still the 2 chillest pups.
A large white and brindle spotted bully breed mix rolling around on his back with all 4 legs up in the air A mostly oodle black labradoodle giving sass while lounging on a couch
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even better, put them together!!
Cher and Tina Turner in amazing Bob Mackie performance outfits
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤗
A carrot with arms, legs, and buttcheeks climbs a large leek
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
👀
A carrot with arms, legs, and therefore buttcheeks, climbs a large leek.
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The branding in a med only state is so boring compared to “Space Chunk!” They can’t even call this a “gummy” it’s a “troche”(which NO ONE pronounces the same as the next person). I’m assuming to attempt to make it seem more medicinal and less appealing to kids??
A semi-transparent red candy cube sitting on its dark pink packaging above a label that reads “Live Rosin Strawberry Troches 50mg 10ct”
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The entire reason I clicked “view full thread” was to see how you got from 1 to 8 😂
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same pic “So you’re telling me I’ve been here and YOU LEFT but it’s still YOUR name on the lease? We should change that immediately.”
Cute skeptical child meme photo
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Hot Mulled Karen @sinisternails1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dear old Ruby has been having, how do I put this delicately?…the screamin’ shits so bad for a little that she’s had a few accidents inside. Got in touch with the vet(it had been being monitored) picked up meds. Look at these insane clownish pills!! That is a QUARTER
A large speckled white tablet sits on a black surface with a US quarter-dollar coin to the left the tablet is a little larger than the coin
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