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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️

@singingdogz.bsky.social
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"The first thing you notice about the Doctor of War is that he's unarmed; for many it's also the last." He/him/his

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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 4h
I missed this, too
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 4h
Oh no!!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 23h
Never forget that birds are dinosaurs who are just biding their time.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Cute Kitten Waking Up & Stretching
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Basic recipe: 1 can each of black, kidney, pinto, and great northern beans, drained and rinsed (remove the salt) 1 can of corn, usually some fancy kind with like peppers and stuff 1 small can of sliced black olives 1 small container of fat-free feta Spice with abandon/to taste Divide and refrigerate
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Because of my dietary restrictions, I am eating a LOT of beans lately. I usually make a big batch of bean salad on Sundays and eat it throughout the week, with rice.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shoulda stretched first.
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Jack Black's Flirty Stretch
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TWO DAYS TO GO. I have to start this goal over after Amazon took my money. I am trying to avoid having my car repossessed again. I am currently living in my car. Anything helps, even reposting! Car loan- $200 by 10/13 PP, Venmo, CA- ladyasterianox
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yet, you so quickly threw trans people under the bus for political expediency.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok, I hung out with 5000 people, ate a food, drank a sports drink…back to the Antisocial Cave!!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well enough. I’m so happy for you!!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations 🎉!!!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ever hear the phrase “hit dogs howl”? If you haven’t, it means “if someone feels called out by something and they have to defend themselves with ‘I never did that’, it gives a really guilty impression”. Savvy?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...I also went down a size in pants, and the new ones are already a little loose. Yay.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dr. appt yesterday. All my numbers are excellent, except my HDL, which is low. But that's no surprise, since almost all the "good cholesterol" foods are also on the "limit" or "off limits" pancreatitis lists. And I'm not enough of a fan of fish to use that to make up the difference. BUT....
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DO IT!!!! I want to see your happy!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really hate going to male doctors. I especially hate going to dudebro male doctors.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so fucking ashamed of Nebraska today.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love your brain.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why be sorry? It makes my watchlist feel so clean.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What kind of spicy brain do I have that gets pleasure from clearing out my "continue watching?" lists on streaming apps?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to Omaha's "Junkstock" today. It was like a 5 acre Hobby Lobby. I've never seen so many "inspirational" signs that said so much and so little at the same time.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dare you to reply "Yeah, I've got a nice body out back. Real fresh."
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bible skips the part where he grated cheese on his abs. "This is my cheddar; take it, and make tacos"
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus was so ripped out on T, when he came before Pontius Pilate, WWE entrance music started playing and he threw all the Romans out of the ring in the first 30 seconds before delivering his finisher, the Spinning Cross, where he spins around with his massive arms out like a Demi-human tornado.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Physically, I feel better than I have in years. Mentally, I dunno. Rage is exhausting.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/X_bHY...
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Because what's more advanced than shoving a microwaved hot dog and waiting for you to cook #Bender
YouTube video by Everything Futurama Unfolded
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally throwing out the 5 (of 6) beers I bought in April. Can't really drink anymore (except for the bottle I'm keeping for That Day), so just keeping them in the fridge was a waste. Not like I'm using the fridge for much of anything these days.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Safety First.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the garage? Might be a bit too cold out there, soon.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You might be the only vegetarian wearing leather jackets.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot the part where at least 4 store employees ask me if I'm finding everything I need.
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Update! I am so close to not being homeless OR unemployed! I still need mutual aid so I can cross that finish line! Here are my current (and urgent) needs. Car loan- $275.39 by 10/13 PP, Venmo, CA- ladyasterianox
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All of my jackets, including the one I got last spring and have barely gotten to wear, ARE TOO FRIGGIN BIG ON ME!!! 😭😭😭
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me when I unplug the router and text my team "my internet went down"
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I must smoosh his face!!!
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Orange, white, and teal
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm still here. Ish.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whelp....just voted.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@thelegogoddess.bsky.social this is going to sound incredibly weird, but is there any chance you have Nebraska blocked on O.F.?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used up all my out-of-pocket with my medical insurance, so I'm pretty much free for the rest of the year. Is this what the rest of the world feels like?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the mental health term for when someone is technically doing ok, but doesn't know HOW to be doing ok, so makes up scenarios to cause panic attacks? Asking for me.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Flork Flork Off A Cliff
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to date; I don't want to marry; But I do want to split a MeUndies subscription. I should start checking in on therapists again.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi friends. Love you all. Go kick a bigot in the dick.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're awesome, ya know. Much love.
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have 4 days off. Why does this make me feel bad?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How would you describe "responsible gambling"?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, now how am I supposed to sleep tonight?
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️ @singingdogz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The number of years I could have just been comfortable with myself as an aro instead of wondering what was wrong with me.
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