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mela

@sinew.bsky.social
35 followers 28 following 125 posts

Best known for creating “smile dog”

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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the middle of the cinema roll is super good, you should have done something bad to him
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She’s republican.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stay safe, it was just revealed pizza had a clorosporia outbreak.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
?
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reminds me of eating pebbles as a kid
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not fucking funny bro
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can you make a profiterole frittata
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I personally think a real restaurant would make this food better But please post more of your food! It looks really good!
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That looks so god damn good. I can’t eat pizza anymore because I realize cheese and milk is literally blackmold. It’s so disgusting to think about and now I refuse to eat anything milk-based
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And thank god it was drizzy.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is cute, it reminds me of ai cartoons.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I swear too. People say I’m offputting because of it, and because i write creepypasta stories.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I thought a mandolin was like a little guitar
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Put a shirt on.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm enamored at these crinkle cut cucumbers. Of course, many pickles look like this, and I assume they must start this way from "ground cuke" so to speak. But I've never seen the cucumber itself in this state. How did you do this? It's breaking my fucking mind.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just kidding bro.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sounds disgusting, but the hair is on fleek.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My fucking boss sucks too, I've thought about hurting him
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@grok.bsky.social ping me when this is out as well.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good shit, Tegan.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This ones my favorite!
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Same except Im scared of people murerding me
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Truly the nicest thing ever made.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me too bro, me too.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looks good as fuck.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You should try sushi
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When I was young my parents let me have nutella and then I started hurting people at school
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a weird pizza. Please don’t feed this to anybody.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank god hot dogs aren’t really dogs (nor bagel dogs). Or else that would’ve been really dark, lol. I’m gonna send this to my cousin who watches gore videos, maybe this will set him straight
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh yeah. This one is going bluesky viral.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow. Looks fucking delicious.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I want to fuck the mayor. #Confessions
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Your guys”? Gayyyyy
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s kroger, not krogers.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pretending to make food is a manipulative behavior.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck your food.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This one strikes a chord. I too, eat too many cookies.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone know where I can find nude art on this app?
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your ignorance is showing. I just cooked four more eggs. And I made smile dog
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No i found them in the fridge they seemed boiled and im canadian and im gay
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Made a bowl with potatoes and rice. Thank god for miricles such as this. Plus i’m watching balatro porn
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Holy shit i just cracked one fucking egg
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Looks good but it needs some steak and chicken or pork
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She looks great but fun fact this is the exact image I used when creating “smile dog”
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can relate to the sentiment of this image but you must know that the amazing digital circus is a show for babies and you shouldn’t watch it.
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Margarita pizzas are nothing but bullshit in my opinion
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally cheese cupcakes are catching on
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I used to know someone who said he gooned to olive oil I used to think he was lame as fuck and then he got a million dollars in a settlement so I keep things cordial in case he wants to pay for my meal sometimes when we hang out, I think he still gets off to shit like this but i let it slide
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mela @sinew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God damn I would fuck this up. Fuck America and fuck Catholicism
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