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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

A German who grew up in the 1930’s said that they long believed Hitler would fade, that their elections could wait it out, that things would change. Spoiler alert: they didn’t.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I can’t let that little Irish man from The Knot talk me into another conversation, no matter how adorable his accent.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“I need white people to get back in the garage and start making music, but I know it’s not yall’s fault you can’t afford a house” 😳😭

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“I don’t understand dark humor. I don’t know why people find those things funny” okay they’re not, but also you can’t be miserable all the time or you fall into a depression and kys so…

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Nightmare scenario: one of your brides asks if you would be okay recording AUDIO of yourself reading aloud the introduction to their magazine so it can be used over their wedding video. You’re a writer who hates the sound of their own voice and wants to die after re-recording it 48 times.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When you really think about it, AIM Away Messages were our first Tweets.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stephen King’s Carrie is to horror fans what Spiderman is to superhero movie fans. Like, at least Spiderman has different plot possibilities.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I remember being in church and hearing people trying to clap along to the song and being so confused how so many people could get off-beat. They’re not lying about white people and rhythm, and I knew this from a young age.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sitting at the parents and grandparents table as the only person not related to the bride and groom 😳

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it should be a requirement for anyone on an executive board to work on the sales floor / do customer service for two weeks of each year.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Elijah Lovejoy said “hold my printing press”

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have a bestie I need to visit, let’s save on a group rate!

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Kansas still talking about slavery during the sports rivaly” yeah and I’ll die free state, bitch. Missouri isn’t in me, but the blood of Abraham Lincoln and John Brown IS.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Weird, he has never once done this!

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re spending more time in an airport going through security and boarding than you would by driving there…

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My husband: did you get a mushroom for your witch jar? Me: No, I was asking permission first. My husband: Oh, from the mushrooms? Me: Yes, and the fae. 🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Death is actually a good card, by the way, it’s the death of an old life and the birth of a new phase)

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Niche joke: “I picked the horse card!”

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I saw people saying crazy stuff about this and I was like whoa, okay, being an airline pilot is extremely difficult and I’m sure it was an honest mistake, and then I saw the footage and I said “Lock them up forever for that negligence.”

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m not encouraging any women to reverse roofie a frat house, I simply think if it was done some opinions might change 🤷🏼‍♀️ (This is a hypothetical, I don’t condone drugging people who are not consenting… but then again, I also don’t condone assaulting people who are not consenting… a conundrum)

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Short n Sweet? Incredible. Man’s Best Friend? Prioritized tongue in cheek over good songwriting. And it worked, Manchild was a hit, House Tour is cute over TikToks. It’s not objectively GOOD though, it’s just catchy and kinda lighthearted. Then Taylor started doing it and it’s… not cute.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m going to say it: I think Sabrina Carpenter is responsible for Taylor writing subpar music. There.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can someone explain to me how AI is taking over our jobs but I can’t even get it to transcribe an audio interview correctly? And they’re speaking directly into microphones? Riddle me that.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“This couple left on a trip together, but only one came back.” Yeah, let me guess which one of these heterosexuals came back. I bet I can guess.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 30/09/2026

Could things get worse with another 2 years of Republicans in control? You do the math.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Texting my male friends who took me in after my sexual assault to thank them for not group assaulting me after.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Throwback to that time I watched a man figure out in real time why women complain when men leave the toilet seat up. (Because women never have to touch the toilet seat unless a man forces us to)

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun fact about Ruth Bader Ginsberg no one mentions is that she took her oath to the American people so seriously that she voted against Indigenous rights any time she could

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I have seen hundreds of my companions in arms consigned to a premature and untimely grave here by the cruelty and injustice of my enemies, murdered in this laser house of disease and death.” - account from a confederate soldier fighting for the right to own slaves. Y’all were always like this, huh?

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That was such a wild ride, it feels like a fever dream

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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every stitch tells a story of love, community, and remembrance. Volunteers across MN created the "Stolen Neighbors Quilt" with 11,000 squares to honor Minnesotans detained by ICE. Each fabric square represents a neighbor, a family member, and a life impacted by deportation. We stand for Justice!

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Shout out to whoever requested Macklemore immediately after hearing Ed Sheeran at this wedding 😭 I see you!

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s weird that the groom’s mom chose From This Moment by Shania for father-mother dance, right? That’s weird?

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My bride also sent me $15 for a latte this morning??? It’s HER WEDDING DAY wtf

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Turned my morning around, thanks Caribou. I didn’t know you do that - I’ve never been to a location that does that.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was SO MAD I can’t find somewhere casual to have breakfast in Minneapolis without driving into the suburbs and then the place I went had like 300 people and I’m one gal trying to have a pancake… ended up at Caribou Coffee and they give you a chocolate covered espresso bean with the mocha I ordered

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am so ashamed to say that I thought Elijah Lovejoy was Black. My parents were born and raised in Alton, and I thought Elijah Lovejoy was Black.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And it’s always an older lady with a grandkid who won’t shut up, holding a full can of soda she just popped the tab of asking “Well we don’t get to see ANY of the ceremony?” No! You’re 15 minutes late! (Different angry lady than before)

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If the invitation says it starts at 12, don’t show up at 12:05 and get mad at me that I won’t let you interrupt the ceremony and make your own grand entrance

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In 1776 God gave us this beautiful nation via manifest destiny. We just had to kill everyone living here first to fully realize it as ours 🙏🙏🙏

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me suddenly realizing that being told to stay put and continue working in tower two meant continuing to push through while people were actively perishing in tower one. Imagine being told to continue making phone calls while the building beside you is on fire and people are JUMPING

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The worst part about drinking coffee in Kansas City is the unavoidable Bible groups.

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Two horror genres I am tired of 1. The real villain was the trauma we met along the way 2. It was a cult the whole time

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Hannah @sincerelyhannah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The worst thing I learned at the 9/11 Museum was that Tower 2 was told to stay put, that it was isolated to Tower 1 and there was nothing to worry about. The call from Brad to his parents breaks my heart every time I hear it; he assured them it was the other building and not his.

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