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Simulated Chollas

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An epileptic forever-bumpkin turned counter-forensic geographer Abolish borders Ruthlessly criticize what exists Chinga la migra Internationalism or bust

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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The land they’re carving in two for that atrocious double border wall
Mountains of green trees and rock faces in the Madrean Sky IslandsPronghorn in the prairies of the San Rafael ValleyMountain, prairies, and trees in wash/gulch
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gray haired man in suit with canister of red liquid, the nuke drug from RoboCop
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Free acupuncture for three
Three Saguaro trunks emerging from a single spot together in a desert landscape with mountain ridges in background under a partly cloudy sky
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Verso Books sending me ads for Catherine Liu, Ben Burgis, and Bhaskar Sunkara all at once
Diagram of the physiology of vomiting on a PowerPoint slide
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drop some Dinosaur Tyrannus vociferans
Gray bird with yellow lower breast on a twig with a blue sky background and the light of a setting sun on their face and upper breast
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More evidence of their chauvinism, logical fallacies, and fascist narratives
Dispatches from the... @treewarrior.bsky.social
If you're wondering why people like Trump and AFD are winning, it's because of the scenes I saw tonight... a bank in my small Canadian town is completely run by immigrants who, while r next door there is a food bank with a line full of white people who lived in the community for all their lives...
7:59 PM • Dec 20, 2024 ® Everybody can reply
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For everyone here: This person is a Canadian who also blames the decades long dismantling of their welfare state on immigrants. The “anti-fascist” in their bio is a misnomer, as their willingness to both blame and sacrifice minorities demonstrates. It should read “fascist-stooge”
Dispatches from the... @treewarrior.bsky.social
Health care is collapsing where I live but we keep voting in the same idiots... capitalism and mass immigration are destroying canada
2:56 PM • Dec 23, 2024
& Everybody can reply
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who needs this when you can have a chatbot take the blame
Colin Powell lying about WMDsLBJ lying about the Gulf of Tonkin
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Vance is a professional bullshitter. The man will say whatever he can to get whatever he wants. And still some goobers have believed him for over a decade despite this. He targeted third way liberals in 2016 and now he’ll try and garner the approval of Fuentes fashies and quasi-left jingoes.
THE TIMES OF ISRAEL 
Vance: US cannot let its Mideast foreign policy be
'subservient to Israel'
US vice president says allies sometimes disagree, Trump has shown he's ready to
'part ways' with Netanyahu for sake of American interests; envoy Huckabee insists relationship 'solid'
By TOI STAFF
Today, 2:56 pm
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is clear from Governor Walton's own words that a state of
"insurrection against constituted authorities" does not exist, for the very good reason that, as Walton states, the Klan has gained control of constituted authority prosecuting attorneys, sheriffs, jury commissions and Judges. But the governor, who was elected by a combine of the socialistic farmers and workers with the democratic party, having thrown overboard the radical support with repudiation of what is known here as the "Shawnee Program" embodying state-owned banks, cement plants, the thousand dollar exemption tax law, minimum wage for women, etc., is forced to find the support of another economic class to fortify his political power. Thus he has turned for support to the business men and other capitalists who hold the Ku Klux Klan in the hollow of their hands.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An engraving from the 1892 book A Popular History of the United States by William Cullen Bryant depicting the burning of a Native American village during the Sullivan Expeditions of 1779 that aimed to destroy the Iroquois.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I looked up the group hosting this and then the bio of the founder. Did you know when he was “sixteen he spent nearly three months in the wilderness,” i.e., went to summer camp?!?!
PRESIDENT
Warren Steury
Warren Steury is the founder and President of Meriwether Academy. At sixteen he spent nearly three months in the wilderness, an experience that forged bis conviction that challenge, discipline, and rites of passage are essential to the formation of young men. A media producer, entrepreneur, and writer, he attended Appalachian State University and contributes to various publications on matters of history and culture. He lives in Nashville, TN, where be enjoys hiking the hills of Tennessee, studying history and philosophy, and spending time with his friends.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tim Robinson in hotdog costume looking down and pretending to be confused
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Telemundo reports that agents pepper-sprayed the teenagers because they were allegedly filming ICE arresting parents outside of Santos Livas Elementary School in Alamo, Texas. ICE agents were caught on video pulling one teen from the car and punching him repeatedly in the face while he lay on the ground. The other teen, Luis Ochoa, said he informed the ICE agents he was a citizen but was told, "I don't give a damn.... Your parents can't help you now."
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I don’t take sides” 🤔
U2, Ed Sheeran and Antytila release music video featuring
Ukrainian soldiers and real combat footage
European Pravda
Tue, February 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM MST • 2 min read
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The premise of that statement is that “stability in the Middle East” is this. This “was always important” for the sake of U.S. hegemony and oil. And all the hate and indifference it required of ‘Americans’ has manifested in Trump. Was it worth it?
Destruction in GazaTorture in IraqChemical weapons in LebanonDestruction in Yemen
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river
Person in sneakers falls backwards off raft into calm section of river, leaves dirty tee shirt behind
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tohono O’odham Nation issues an update on federal government’s unilateral efforts to build border wall
TOHONO O'ODHAM NATION OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN AND VICE CHAIRWOMAN
Verlon M. Jose
CHAIRMAN
Carla L. Johnson
VICE CHAIRWOMAN
Public Service Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Saturday, Aug. 28, 2026
UPDATE ON FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S UNILATERAL EFFORTS TO BUILD
UNNECESSARY BORDER WALL
DHS Contractors Continue Pre-Construction Work at Multiple Sites on the Nation's Lands
SELLS, Ariz. - Since entering the Tohono O'odham Nation's lands on Tuesday, Aug. 25, DHS contractors have continued to engage in pre-construction activities on the Nation. They are accompanied by armed Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents and Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) law enforcement. Working at multiple sites along the Nation's border with Mexico, the contractors are boring into the earth for soil samples and taking other steps to prepare for construction of a border wall on our lands.
The Nation continues to monitor these activities while avoiding further escalation of the situation. After decades of working together, CBP's actions undermine a productive relationship with the Nation that has consistently reduced cross border interactions by more than 95% over the last two years.
CBP's unilateral actions were carried out without required consultation and show a complete disregard for the Nation's laws and sovereignty. The Nation is working to respond through court appeals and other actions, and it greatly appreciates the tremendous outpouring of support it has received from surrounding communities, elected officials, tribes, advocacy groups and others.
The Nation has also received reports that a candidate for Arizona's 7 Congressional District, Daniel Butierez, was part of a livestream production that took place on the Tohono O'odham Nation without permission. This candidate and his associates were reportedly engaged in derogatory and disrespectful comments about the Nation and its members.
The Nation condemns this type of offensive activity upon the
Nation and its members. All visitors, busines…
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Juan and John of Duck You Sucker shooting and exploding enemies
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Illustration of hypothetical damage pattern on a WW2 bomber
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Drawing of giant man in suit drinking mass amounts of water from pipe while malnourished naked person tries to catch small drops from crack in pipe
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ummm, aren’t we forgetting someone?
Bush 1 and Yeltsin toast
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
U.S. MURDER PATROL logo
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CBP is expanding its maritime enforcement zones
CBP Extends Maritime
Customs Enforcement Zones to Strengthen Border Security
By Homeland Security Today
August 25, 2026
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oops, sorry Craig
More than $80bn has been wiped off the value of bitcoin treasury companies since the middle of last year, after the crypto-buying craze that transformed their business models failed to boost their share prices.
An FT analysis of the 50 companies holding the most bitcoin found that their combined market capitalisation plunged from $150bn in July 2025 to just $67bn today. Over the past 12 months, the fall was from $124bn, a loss of $57bn.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With alt-text:
TOHONO O'ODHAM NATION OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN AND VICE CHAIRWOMAN
Verlon M. Jose
CHAIRMAN
Carla L. Johnson
VICE CHAIRWOMAN
Public Service Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2026
ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS AND CONTRACTORS ENTER
TOHONO O'ODHAM NATION LAND Tribal Members Should Remain Vigilant, Avoid Escalation, and Prioritize Personal Safety SELLS, Ariz. - This morning at 4:00 a.m., border wall contractors and approximately 20 masked, armed Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents from the Tucson Sector entered the Tohono O'odham Nation and began engaging in pre-construction activities. The contractors, who are on the Nation illegally, were accompanied by agents as they worked on three separate locations near the border with
drill trucks to conduct soil sampling and other activities. This is in direct violation of the Tohono O'odham Code, Title 4, Chapter 2, "Civil Trespass; Removal and Exclusion of Nonmembers." We previously warned unauthorized individuals attempting to access our land that they would be in violation of this trespassing law. Tohono O'odham Police Department (TOPD) officers were on the scene this morning and have been monitoring the situation. In addition to the CBP agents, multiple BIA officers and a CBP BORTAC SWAT Team have been deployed to the Nation to protect the contractors, and a tethered balloon is being used by federal authorities for enhanced monitoring. CBP has set up a vehicle blockade to prevent TOPD from issuing citations and removing
contractors. We have also learned that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has coordinated with Mexican police to have them deploy personnel to protect the area from the southern side while border wall contractors are doing work. At this time, interactions between TOPD and federal law enforcement have
been peaceful and professional. We will continue to monitor the situation. We want to stress the importance of the safety and wellbeing of our tribal citizens. We encourage all Tohono O'odha…
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
52 weeks later
A toad in a cactus garden
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The number one trending topic on the other hand
1. Critics accuse ICE of torture
Activists call for boycotts and accountability over alleged abusive detention practices.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"To stop the [embarrassment], we have repeatedly made clear that [a far right] approach will not work [alone] and will be met with [performative] opposition," the New York congressman said. "The question is whether [the fascists] will [welcome] us."
"To stop the madness, we have repeatedly made clear that an extremist approach will not work and will be met with forceful opposition," the New York congressman said. "The question is whether Republicans will join us."
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The type of guy building Trump’s new wall at the U.S.-Mexico border
Man in combo Israel-thin blue line Amerikkka flag shirt in front of large truck with his phone on a dirt road in the San Rafael Valley of Arizona and Sonora. Grasses, cottonwood trees, and wire and tire fence in background.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One out of every three Americans:
Tom of Tom & Jerry about to shoot himself in the attempt to shoot Jerry
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And this is the apparent hero of the fourth highest grossing film of 1972
Burt Reynolds’ character Louis leaning against his VW Scout with a Confederate flag plate on the bumper in the 1972 film Deliverance
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Speaking of surveillance tech, where can I get a hold of one of these babies? It’s become increasingly useful.
Friedrich
Ebert
Particle Emission
Confirmed
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Chinga la migra, kkkangaroo kkkop
pixelatedboat aka "mr bluesky"
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
• User Blocking You
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hanger made of a horseshoe so that it appears a ‘center’ bends towards the right
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pocket gopher peeking out from underground
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
‘Cyber woman’ in silver outfit and metallic visor covering eyes admires corn cob as she holds it close to her face Girl with egg carton tied to her head with a scarf like a hat Tattooed bearded man wrapped in sausage links People dressed as fruits and vegetables. Banana and carrot hide from apple, grapes, and green beans around corner of building.
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the enemy
Roy Rooster in brown suit shows picture of Jon Arbuckle eating whole cooked chicken on retractable poster
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First read this book to my child at four years old. It’s about jingoism and arms races. ia801508.us.archive.org/29/items/the...
The Butter Battle Book By Dr. Seuss (Picture on cover of ‘Yooks’ marching with butter side up flags) "Bur we Yooks, as you know, when we breakfast or sup, spread our bread," Grandpa said,
"with the butter side up.
That's the righr, honest way!"
Grandpa gritted his teeth.
"So you can't trust a Zook who spreads bread underneath!
Every Zook must be watched!
He has kinks in his soul!
That's why, as a youth, I made watching my goal, watching Zooks for the Zook- Watching Border Patrol! (Picture of grandpa showing kid sign on wall) "Grandpa!" I shouted. "Be careful! Oh, gee!
Who's going to drop it?
Will you..? Or will be...?"
"Be patient," said Grandpa. "We'll see.
We will see..." (picture of Yook and Zook characters about to drop bombs over wall as Yook grandson watches)
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of my anticonvulsants is running low because of all the tariffs and warring. Simultaneously, the battery for my VNS is going dead three months early.
Holy shit, two cakes meme but it’s two poop emojis
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Considering USBP’s body count, its tactics of getting people lost in the desert, and its rape culture, you may be underestimating them. There’s a reason they’re also known as
U.S. MURDER PATROL logo
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
2000s “but I am le tired” meme edited to read “but changing the cultural hegemony is le hard”
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Long before fascism took the stage, the North American settler colonies of the United States and Canada, and their European parent colonial empires, those of France and Britain, had been born from and then maintained by the totalitarian oppression of non-white peoples around the world.
Democracy and imperialism, like their child, fascism, have always been based on the exclusion, exploitation and extermination of non-citizens (and even de jure citizens who do not belong to the dominant ethnicity).
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Show Gervais this 113 year genderfluid cat provocateur and watch his head explode
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AUTHENTICATED
U.S. GOVERNMENT
INFORMATION
PUBLIC LAW 109-367—OСТ. 26, 2006
SECURE FENCE ACT OF 2006DEPARTMENT
Secure Border Initiative-network (SBInet)
Early Concept
Satellite
UAS
Voice & COP Data
Satcom
Sensors Data
Border Station
Sensor Data
Agent
Sat Phone
Sensor Data
Microwave
Relay Tower
POE
Agent
Vehicle
HP Voice
VHF Repeater
VHF (Brick)
Sensor
Tower
Sensor & Station Data
Wireless Access
UAS Gnd
Control Sta
sensor
Tower
UGS Data
-Agent
VHF Radio
Sensor
Tower
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There are people who still think this is the world they live in
Bill Clinton with confetti and US flags after win
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AMERICA, AMÉRICA
A NEW HISTORY OF THE NEW WORLD
GREG GRANDIN
PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING AUTHOR
OF THE END OF THE MYTH
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
www.prisoncensorship.info/archive/book...
Bookcover of Unequal Exchange: A Study of the Imperialism of Trade
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