Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 56mAtlas Puppies? Hate it when that happens. @basty-michael.bsky.social 😉 010
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comNebula Helix MeditationALT: Nebula Helix Meditation 000
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comScrooge McDuck in Gold Coins - DuckTalesALT: Scrooge McDuck in Gold Coins - DuckTales 011
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My favorite is when a company wide message goes out, someone mistakenly replies all, and then hundreds of people start replying all telling people to stop replying all. Like watching a slow motion train wreck. 🤣🤦♂️ 110
Reposted by Sim TurnerGoosellios ⭕️🪿🪩🪕⚡️📻 @gassillios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Glad that I could be a feather in the goose this past weekend and earn my keep. Just wanted to say a quick thanks to my sponsor @teesthatjam.com. If your band jams, you need Tees That Jam! 073
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Mandalorian: This Is The WayALT: The Mandalorian: This Is The Way 030
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The outlaw Josey Wales? Wild.static.klipy.comClint Eastwood: Pistols or Whistle Dixie?ALT: Clint Eastwood: Pistols or Whistle Dixie? 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comSomething Wrong With This PictureALT: Something Wrong With This Picture 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🌲 👽 🌲static.klipy.comNayib Yonki Making Funny FaceALT: Nayib Yonki Making Funny Face 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’d do a lot of things to get myself an Otter assistant 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Duhstatic.klipy.comAron Magner & Jon Barber Live ConcertALT: Aron Magner & Jon Barber Live Concert 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would expect nothing less from @jralmostdead.bsky.social they are so great ♥️⚡️💀🌹 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lost being in the top 25 means this is a deeply unserious list and probably the result of an AI hallucination 050
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don’t trust this guy. What would he know about things in Canada? 040
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Despite what many people are saying, Gaston is a wonderful person. 140
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A 5th of what? 😏🤣static.klipy.comSmiling Woman Pours LiquorALT: Smiling Woman Pours Liquor 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🤣static.klipy.comMr. Mackey's 'Drugs Are Bad, Mkay'ALT: Mr. Mackey's 'Drugs Are Bad, Mkay' 120
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why would that be embarrassingstatic.klipy.comNena 99 red baloonsALT: Nena 99 red baloons 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When will we get The Odyssey in the original Sanskrit as god intended?!? 010
Reposted by Sim TurnerScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.nytimes.comF.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan CollinsThe inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials. 24982253351
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comSuspicious MomentALT: Suspicious Moment 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ok that’s fair…throw them in?static.klipy.comHiram Epps: Cast Them Out! (Them Amazon Original)ALT: Hiram Epps: Cast Them Out! (Them Amazon Original) 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tar and feather them all and drive them into the sea. 120
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My fave is that they made it look all edgy…as if 24/7 coverage of that fat fuck would be anything other than the most boring drivel imaginable 110
Reposted by Sim Turner7̶ɯ0ᴚ9 @6r0m7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s 2026, and iOS autocorrect is dead. 212
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve always said you’ve got a great casserole.static.klipy.comAl Pacino's Intense ReactionALT: Al Pacino's Intense Reaction 110
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comI Love You Paul RuddALT: I Love You Paul Rudd 040
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What’s so funny? This seems like an excellent way to make sure Zuck can buy another yacht. I’m going to subscribe twice just to help the creepy little fucker out. 🤓 010
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dude, I never noticed the near dragonfly stuff going on in there. Nice call! That show ruled. Best surgical strike single show me and Basty ever hit. ♥️ 020
Reposted by Sim TurnerJaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading. 20769581945
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026True. And rad jams. Put em both together and you got me. 020
Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Petition for this to join the @goose-band.bsky.social covers rotation. Rick would crush the vocals, and it’d be a sweet improv springboard. 🪿 ♥️ 🔥 260