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simba the cryptid 🎃

@simsby.bsky.social
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queer. disabled. auDHD. 30+. they/them. MDNI🔞/genAI hater aspiring writer/resident cryptid. ask me about my ocs. read the carrd! simsba.carrd.co ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/simbascra…

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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 21h
me realizing i might be they/he and not they/them has me having a crisis ngl
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 21h
october spooky #promosky time! i'm simba! they/them. cryptid. 30+. mdni. 🎃general🎃 👻 writing/reading 👻 anime/manga 👻 gaming (rpgs and cozy esp) 👻 horror 👻 spaaaaace 👻 my own ocs 🎃specifics🎃 👻 jjk/trigun/bsd/wha 👻 alnst 👻 star trek 👻 atla/arcane 👻 dragon age 👻 resident evil ♡/↺ appreciated!
someone dressed as michael myers standing in front of their front door surrounded by halloween decorations. they are wearing black bootie slippers and a soft looking orange robe while waving and holding a cup of coffee.a picture of someone dressed up as ghostface wearing pink heart sunglasses over the eyes of the mask. they're also holding a white tumblr with a pink straw coming out of it that makes the shape of a heart. they're wearing a pink boa around their shoulders while on a pink landline phone and they have long black nails.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
panel on the left says "september 30th" and the image is a picture of spheal in pokemon xd gale of darkness
panel on the right says "october 1st" and shows a picture of a shadow spheal in xd gale of darkness and he is purple and has purple flames around him which is very scary
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wait i need horror movies to watch for october hold on
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
newly spooked
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need to spookify....
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me and some friends have decided to start a dnd game for every other thursday starting next thursday and i am like SO hyped for it
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i need someone who knows about soda ingredients and how they interact with the system to tell me WHY caffiene free coke and sugar free pepsi wreck HAVOC on my gut and yet diet is totally fine all around wHY
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay but need the new fe but what if can only 🏴‍☠️
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Silvarebel Studio @silvarebel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So there is a fake Comic Fury app in the google play store (see pictured). Don't download this, it's not real. The real Comic Fury site is not owned by the developer and there are no microtransactions. Please help Kyo, the real creator and owner of Comic Fury, by reporting its ass.
Screenshot of a "Comic Fury" app in the google play store by developer "StonePathDigital" that "contains ads" and "in-app purchases".
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also friend got me dune awakening for my birthday cause she was CONVINCED i would love it.... she was not wrong
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when will autumn return from the war it's too hot to be this mfing close to october
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ended up busy but wanted to make sure everyone knows i am super thankful for the birthday wishes!!! i am just too tired and about to nod off to reply to each one without falling asleep mid-type like i already am!!! i am giving you all lots of squishes and love!! 💕💕💕💕💕
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ended up busy but wanted to make sure everyone knows i am super thankful for the birthday wishes!!! i am just too tired and about to nod off to reply to each one without falling asleep mid-type like i already am!!! i am giving you all lots of squishes and love!! 💕💕💕💕💕
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
floral 🌸 mermaid
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<-- the birthday guy 🎂!!
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
was being Watched at work the other day
one of those super tiny jesus figures set up on top of a wall where a cropped red edge of wood is so that it can look down on everyone.
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my birthday is on wednesday and that just feels weird
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Dean @tatert07s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You think hurting is who you are.” #art #dragonage
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
need to kick my ass into gear cause i wanna update some fics but hanging out with a group literally two days ago still has me bowled over flat
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shiho @shihoran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
girls' sleepover #art #fieldsofmistria
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
went out tonight and got hit on and called cute, hot, and biteable and wow that has my head spinning a bit
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i viscerally need a vacation
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
managed to get dead as disco and i swear nobody is surprised that my best song on average is maniac
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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낑꾹 | kking @kking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You don’t pick your blorbos, your blorbos pick you. One day you are just gonna have a chill day looking out the window and out of nowhere your blorbo will run you over with a 50T truck and will ruin your life
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
being dragged out to socialize wish me luck
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the fact my job cut my hours again because i called out sick (with a doc note) is going to be my villain origin story
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
stepped on a landmine at work and found the conservative who now keeps trying to tell me why ppl can be illegal in the right context BRO I JUST CLOCKED IN
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
mother mary opening narration going so hard i feel like i got punched in the face
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when grace in phm said that rocky being with his mate for 183.5 years was a long time and rocky's response was "is not enough"?????? how about i die right here thank you
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mother mary being locked behind a paywall on prime is a crime and i demand justice
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
literacy rates are too low to be trying to gatekeep what reading is like this smh
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
was anyone gonna tell me they put a pay wall on does the dog die or was i just supposed to find that out on my own i'm???
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
don't have a lot rn so added butter to my ramen like my brother insisted a long time ago and ngl it did make it better
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
off to help a friend with their move 📦🏃
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
alien stage has given me the most brain worms ever
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
screaming about this forever MARIE DID SO AMAZING MIKAEL AND FENRIS MY BABIESSSS
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i fell and fucked my knee on the way from the car inside this is just rude
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
watching obsession and i H A T E bear and his selfish dumb ass
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
STRESSFUL APPT IS OVER I AM FREE
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may 👑 @fawndly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
mental illness really is a fucking scam what do you mean it's this hard for me to motivate myself to start playing a video game, which is an activity i love and have enjoyed for most of my life,
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tech companies are going to respond to the growing anti-tech backlash by re-branding their AI pervert glasses & wearable surveillance tech as "helping you get off your phone and back to real life" - please quote this post when it becomes clear that i was correct
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
blood draws really knock me on my ass fuck
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simba the cryptid 🎃 @simsby.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
feel like shit so take shower to try to fix only to end up overheated to the point if feeling like i am both going to melt and maybe keel over this is bullshit
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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