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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈

@simsarah.bsky.social
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Freelance NPC. Recovering stagehand. Museum enthusiast. WoW guild leader. Wonky brained. Handcrafted word things. Always here for your cat pictures! (profile: @meggoart.bsky.social, header: my wits' end)

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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 2h
I’m consoling myself with the knowledge that writing a successful book, writing a successful screenplay and directing a good movie are… not the same skill sets. I wish them great joy of the difference.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 2h
In fact? I do not wish to read the book either, fuck all these guys.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 2h
This morning Bedrime Cat strongly discouraged my getting out of bed and I grew hopeful that she had forgotten me for Coughing Repeatedly For Weeks, but now, at bedtime, she is nowhere to be found. Sigh.
Small dark calico cat preventing me from getting up by being extremely comfortably draped across my hip, head asleep on my hand. 

Stay, human, stay
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 3h
Cats, they’re just like us!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 3h
That’s it, you win.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 9h
Well, you really should know better than to take up so much of her pillow.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 9h
Ok, sure, can I get a quarter of my egregious fuel efficiency fee back too then? virginiamercury.com/2026/10/06/v...
virginiamercury.com
Virginia Republicans urge Spanberger to call special session for fuel-tax holiday • Virginia Mercury
Virginia Republican leaders on Tuesday called for Gov. Abigail Spanberger to summon lawmakers to Richmond and suspend the state’s gasoline and diesel taxes for 90 days, arguing that the temporary brea...
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10h
I want to know how many times he had to retake that to make sure he got the 88 there.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10h
Oh! That wasn’t directed at you either, that was to the hypothetical GotV calls/texts! (To whom I am always very nice and grateful, because I’ve done it and I appreciate them.)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11h
Do you also have a cookie recipe?
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11h
We still haven’t been 🤦🏻 Meant to go a few weeks ago but instead I got a little early The Flu instead. Will try to go this week - don’t want anyone wasting GotV time on me. (Because seriously it IS a waste, I’ve never missed a general election in my life, and precious few others. No need to nag!)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, I’m afraid that probably is it (and it’s the reason I haven’t completely nuked my own FB acct, but I don’t like it!)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 15h
Thank you for this reminder that I wanted to start some beans!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 15h
I miss when the variations in jet noise didn't ramp up my existential dread. They're doing weird stuff again today, (and it's cloudy, so it's even louder than it otherwise would be, which can't be helping.)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 16h
Where are people buying and selling secondhand stuff online anymore?
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Why is your head wet" and other questions I have asked my cat today that I do not actually want an answer for
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 23h
The feeling is entirely mutual.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh this was a Carbon Leaf outing? Fantastic! I still have absolutely vivid memories of seeing them at the NorVa at least a million years ago. (2001? 2002? Unsure. Fantastic show though.)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mmmm, clean sheets day is always such a notable reward for doing the laundry, in a way “having clean clothes” somehow never is.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dear brain, you really do feel better when you SLEEP instead of going down a whole induction cooktop to home electrical rabbit hole… just sayin’
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh yes, that is delightful!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just love an under-stair shelf. I wish I had some!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A goal on so MANY fronts…
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I prefer my unidentifiable alcohol and unnatural food coloring jug beverages to come from a dude with a laundry cart full of ice working his way down the A train, thanks.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had to work at it to figure out who Natalie was, and you know, I hope I can keep it that way.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(I still have access to a NYT acct, and I don't mind a bit if you ping me or DM if you need something from there.)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This one? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Here’s What Worries Me About the Russian Plague Scare (Gift Article)
America is not prepared for a major disease outbreak.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yay!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always a good plan.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If so, thanks Canada!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God that looks uncomfortable
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s QUITE the thumbnail…
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think today is a prime hide-in-my-office day, and I really hope everyone else allows this to happen.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also that release mechanism is cool as hell! (Or, I guess, body temperature as hell?)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whaaat? Yes please.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Extremely so.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hahahhahaha, nice try - got nice and cozy, and BLAMMO massive leg cramp. Wide awake again. *sigh* At least the dog has settled down.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve gotten to bed at an almost decent hour, but now some jackass with his car tuned to “antisocial” keeps driving around revving and backfiring so that the dog thinks there are BOOMS and is nervously pacing around. Why is sleep so hard?!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am so tired of these people.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same, though if it’s a black hoodie I can probably pass for exhausted elder goth as well
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The problem with waking up in the middle of the night is that sometimes The Damn Brain also wakes up, and then it’s all over, may as well get up. The other problem is that there’s never time for a nap around lunchtime.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That guy is a walking, talking TOS violation, and the fact that he’s ALLOWED to run roughshod over the beta is a T&S failure. As for me, while I find Forever more appealing than Classic ever was, I simply don’t have time in my life for two MMOs, and I like the one I already play.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can judge me all you like, but Fiona is a sweet little car who has never done anything wrong!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ALWAYS. Though it’s nice to see it out of stink season.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love that for him.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It thinks I run. Which…. Maybe if being chased by a bear? But only maybe. I might choose the bear there too.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m always so annoyed with myself when I do that!
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boring lotion best lotion! I really like CeraVe for general purpose and Neutrogena Norwegian Formula for hands, both delightfully boring.
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grats! May as well go for it as long as it feels fun, imo, and if it stops… then no shame in opting out! (I’m still hoping to do the grind, but stalled at 2700 now due to a whole lotta real lifeing, so I’d better get on it!)
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That (Least Influential) Otter Sarah 🏳️‍🌈 @simsarah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, if I wanted to invoke the ADA, I would need to get documentation, I think, and that’s definitely more trouble than this occasional issue is worth to me. It doesn’t happen often either, I wonder if she just pulled some fall clothes out of storage where the fragrance has been stewing?
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