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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸

@simplyand.com
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This is an anti-ice account. Fuck Trump.

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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 03/08/2026
Let's go Boston Hunters!! @wpbl.bsky.social
Picture of WPBL game on TV. Showing Boston Hunters pitcher throwing a pitch.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 18/07/2026
This is how you handle AI "music" as a streaming company. First you don't allow monetization then you allow people to turn that shit off. A+ Tidal!
Screenshot of the Tidal steaming app showing the new option to filter out AI music.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 06/07/2026
So proud of my 10yo son. Watched a few YouTube videos and painted flame damage on his #Warhammer40k flamethrower 🤯
Close up of a Warhammer 40k miniature flamethrower with burn damage painted on.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 07/06/2026
Not a bad view for reading @restingdinoface.bsky.social's book, "When the Earth Was Green"! Already 1/4 through and really enjoying it.
A picture of the book "When the Earth Was Green" held in front of a picture window overlooking houses, the California coastline and Pacific Ocean
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 07/06/2026
Clearly I'm the boss here 😂
Small white dog with a pink shirt on, standing on a man's chest looking like she is the boss.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 28/05/2026
Grabbed a copy of "When the Earth Was Green" by @restingdinoface.bsky.social over the weekend. Will be my vacation read!
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 19/04/2026
Assembled my first Warhammer 40k miniature. It's a Death Guard, Lord of Virulence. Going to attempt to paint it close to parade ready but also wanted to make it a bit mossy. May be grand intentions. #warhammer40k #miniature
Picture of an assembled Warhammer 40k miniature called Lord of Virulence. It's unpainted, set on a table. In the background are others minis blurred.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 15/03/2026
This is why we say "Fuck the Police". WTF is this ad?? #acab #ComplyAndStillDie
Picture of TV ad with the tagline "Comply now, complain later" from the National Police Association
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 11/03/2026
Not as relaxing as a gummy but relaxing none the less. Probably only the second set I have done alone too (well in quite some time). Another addition to the potted trees in my office.
Lego set of a Japanese maple bonsai tree. The leaves are a mix of reds and oranges and the tree itself is a light pale color. It sits in a dark green tray with light green moss. The completed set is sitting on a wooden table.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 06/03/2026
The juxtaposition of these two posts is uncanny
A screenshot of two posts on Bluesky next to each other on the timeline. The first post is a screenshot of a Threads interaction where one person is asking if it's ok to shame 40+ year old people for being on social media. The reply to that comment goes into various details about early social media and Internet usage detailing how they were there from the start and ends with the line "I have a username older than you". The next post on Bluesky says "we turned away from the light when we invented a way to online without the computer screaming in warning."
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 26/02/2026
Love this furry loaf
A black cat snuggled against my face and neck while I am laying on a gray couch.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 11/02/2026
Attempted to darn a hole in my jeans. It came out alright. The instructions weren't very clear on how to finish.
Picture of grey jeans with a green and beige threaded patch used to repair a hole in the knee.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 03/01/2026
Thank you again for your rec. He has been happily painting for hours now!
Poster's son sitting at a work bench painting Warhammer figurines using a magnifying light.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 31/12/2025
Socks in long cat mode thinking that bag of cranberries is his treats 😬
Tuxedo cat standing on back toes reaching for counter top and bag of cranberries.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 31/12/2025
My 2025 @thestorygraph.com Wrapped app.thestorygraph.com/wrap-up/2025... Featuring @raewilde.bsky.social, @scalzi.com and many more. Excited that I exceeded my goal and happy to have discovered new authors here on @bsky.app
Collage of book covers that I read or listened to for 2025 from Storygraph
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 26/12/2025
Loved the Gameboy Lego set my 10yo got me for Christmas!
Completed Lego Gameboy console on the left with a super Mario land game made from Legos on the right
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 03/12/2025
Let's go @pwhlfleet.bsky.social !!!
Self portrait of me (bearded male with glasses) wearing Boston Fleet hat and jersey, with the hockey rink behind me.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 18/09/2025
Made some Spam musabi tonight. Was pretty good and easy to make.
Picture of spam musabi on a white plate on a wood table. Spam musabi is a rectangle of rice layered with seasoning then a slice of cooked spam, wrapped in nori.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 09/09/2025
So close!!! Love the @pwhlfleet.bsky.social and am counting down the days to next season!
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 04/09/2025
I switched to Tidal from Spotify, because, war money. My biggest gripe is that there doesn't seem to be any vetting for artists & their actual catalog. I have seen several bands, like Cake, where a lesser band w the same name's discography is mixed in. And no process to report it either.
Screenshot from Tidal showing the artist Cake's discography which has another band named Cake's titles mixed in.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 27/08/2025
I have never reported a Door Dash driver before, especially since the ones we usually have are friendly and kind and just trying to earn a buck. Most times, the messages are just "On my way" etc. Today we got this:
Screenshot of Door dash message from the driver about finding Jesus and the world coming to an end.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 17/08/2025
I know AI slop has been showing up at craft fairs and farmer's markets but at antique store?? That's a whole other level of stupid.
AI slop of a wolf on a motorcycle cycleAI slop framed picture of maybe a flamingo with a monocle and tophat
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 04/07/2025
Yesterday, I was spiraling again from reading all the news. So I stepped out into nature. I captured some of that for you.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 02/07/2025
Close up of the sticker
Close up of license plate that says "NOT-BLK" and a sticker of a hedgehog or porcupine wearing a red hat and with the roman numerals XXII
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 02/07/2025
Saw this license plate in NH today. On first glance it appears racist leaning at least. Based on the driver's arm, they were white. It's the sticker next to the license plate that has me even more intrigued. Does anyone know what it's for? Google search was fruitless. #isThisRacist #whatIsIt
Picture of the trunk of a silver hatchback with the license plate "NOT-BLK" and a sticker of a hedgehog or porcupine with a red hat and the roman numerals XXII.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 24/06/2025
The only draft I care about. Let's go! @thepwhl.com and @pwhlfleet.bsky.social #pwhl
A TV showing the starting soon graphic for the PWHL draft
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 18/06/2025
Regrets the hot sauce on my lunch, yet hungrily suffers through it.
Gif of cartoon female eating food, face turning red and sweaty and then flames coming from her mouth.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 25/05/2025
As one does on #caturday, you nap.
Cat asleep on a pillow on the arm of a couch.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 06/05/2025
Extra special mail day today since I also got @eunjikim.bsky.social's book "The American Mirage" today!
Picture of the book "The American Mirage" on a wood table. The book is red with yellow letters and has an illustration of the statue of Liberty from the chest up.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 06/05/2025
Yay! Got my sweet totes from @ihavethatonvinyl.com! Thanks!!
Beige tote folded with white wrapping paper and a sticker thank you. Beige tote bag with headphones and the text ihavethatonevinyl.com
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 25/04/2025
Trade?
Screenshot of simplyand's Discord profile page
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 18/04/2025
Great read but bummed I didn't have more to read over vacation. Highly recommend "I Do Not Apologize for My Position on Men" by @raewilde.bsky.social.
Picture of an open book being held by a pool in a tropical area. The page of the book is the Epilogue for the book "I Do Not Apologize for My Position on Men"
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 15/04/2025
With very little of good left in our "country", I give you Socks napping in a position I could only achieve in my youth.
Tuxedo cat curled up, legs up by his head with one front paw pulling them close. He is laying on a knit blue blanket in a bed.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 31/03/2025
Sleepy Socks.
Close up of a tuxedo cat's sleeping face on the arm of a grey fabric chair.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 27/03/2025
Jassy is a clown and just parroting the buffoons at DOGE. He's happy to lose talented staff who have self respect and keep a staff full of bootlickers like himself. www.thestreet.com/employment/a...
Screenshot of a quote from the link article saying, "Jassy also urged employees to "move fast and act like owners," as some of the company’s competition is "working seven days a week, 15 hours a day."
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 22/03/2025
Watching the first game of the new women's rugby league @womenseliterugby.us. Let's go @werbanshees.bsky.social!!!! #wer #BostonBamshees
Picture of a TV with the Boston Banshees rugby team playing.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 08/03/2025
BU Women's hockey take the Hockey East Championship with another OT win!! Off the NCAA playoffs.
Picture of the BU women's hockey surrounding the Hockey East trophy with the word Champions across the bottom.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 01/03/2025
Socks agrees, fuck Trump and let us know when it's over. #caturday
Black and white cat sitting inside a grey striped tent for cats.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 19/02/2025
Fuck Trump. Also went snowboarding today. It was much needed because (see above). #punchNazisInTheFace
Picture of ski mountain and chairlift with the sun just over the peak. Picture from a top of a ski mountain, mountains on the horizon and a couple of skiers in the foreground Selfie of the poster in a snowboarding helmet and black and white neck warmer with trees behind him.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 14/02/2025
Yes please! Fart in my face while I fly in this metal tube for hours. And you thought the armrest battle was the problem.
Screenshot of a CNN article talking about Airbus considering double decker seating in their airplanes.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 13/02/2025
Looks like Google turned off comments and reviews for the Gulf of Mexico. Guess they got tired of us trying to correct their typo. 🤷‍♂️
A screenshot of Google Maps showing that posting is turned off the Gulf of Mexico.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 11/02/2025
BU wins the Beanpot!!!! #BCsucks
Poster of Boston University Men's hockey celebrating the 2025 Beanpot Championship
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 09/02/2025
At this rate, I should be able to weave a funeral shroud for myself right about when Orange Mussolini's term ends. In all seriousness, I'm learning how to weave, because (waves around) ... this!
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 09/02/2025
The only flag I will fly. #lgbqtia+ #pride #ally
Picture of a lgbqtia flag taken through a window on a snowy day with a tree covered in snow as the background.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 03/02/2025
I can barely deal with the state of things, so here's Socks sunbathing.
Picture of a tuxedo cat sunbathing by a window. He is on the top of a couch but partially under a pillow.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 22/01/2025
My watch to me: You seem stressed. Me: No shit, you think?
Picture of a smart watch screen with text stating that the watch had identified a potential sign of stress.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 02/01/2025
My StoryGraph 2024 Wrap up app.thestorygraph.com/wrap-up/2024... @thestorygraph.com
An infographic summarizing my year in reading with StoryGraph. It includes book covers, a graph breaking down the top genres and more. The link in the post goes to the more detailed version.
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Chris Bernardi 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 @simplyand.com · 14/12/2024
Happy #caturday from Socks
Profile view of a tuxedo cat sitting on a TV stand looking off into the distance.
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