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Slavic person living in the EU, attempting to blend in by being grumpy.

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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Photos that Belarusians like to post when it comes to roads and russia:
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This guy.
Appeal to God to help us all from an American bozo.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Do puppet shows count?
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Makes sense you’d wonder that.
A screenshot proving that Tony, here, is slightly dumb.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Not funny, prez!”
A sad-looking 1-person-toilet-tent.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Dude thinks ICE are elite and professional. To think those overweight inbred morons are elite at anything is a pretty hot take, not gonna lie.
Augustin Delacroix @augustindelacr... • 7h
That's a pretty interesting and shitty opinion.
Perhaps there's a hint of truth in it; a few are underdeveloped. So far, it seems they're elite and professional
囚山…
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh my, what a little snowflake we are.
A screenshot of communists feeling victimized, again.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Someone’s having quite an episode. Fingers crossed it doesn’t end badly, actually. 🤞
Astraia intel person going full cuckoo
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Oh look, it’s mr. Fronni Feissinnen!
Fronni Feissinnen
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Germany and Austria slooowly understanding where and just how much they fucked up is glorious. Pathetic and sad, yes, but gloriously so. (The direction was known to be wrong 10+ years ago already, but intelligent planning and politics don’t cross over well here.) orf.at/av/video/new...
Ifo President: "We missed the boat on digitalization"
Economist Clemens Fuest, president of the German Ifo Institute, said in an interview with ZIB2 that Germany, but also Europe, have missed the boat on digitalization. As a result, the economy has lost competitiveness, and the consequences are also noticeable in Austria.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I swear I saw a couple that came really close in Belarus, though sadly didn’t take pictures. Wildly popular among babushkas to get to their dachas and out and about on unoaved roads. Only got a shot in one of the stores of this awesomeness:
A photo of an electric bike aold in Belarus and used by babushkas to get to their dachas
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Nothing new, sadly.
UC Davis’ fatso cop casually pepper spraying sitting students
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
UC Davis peeps say Hi 👋
UC Davis police casual chic pepper spraying
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Chromosome lottery winners, the lot of them.
Screen capture of a genetically disadvantaged ICE agent.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Absolute amateur hour.
The memo identified several deficiencies that jeopardized the platform’s integrity, including a lack of role-based access control. This weakness could allow users unrestricted access to all system applications and data, countering the Army’s broader zero trust objectives. Moreover, concerns were raised regarding the unassessed third-party applications operating within the NGC2 framework, which had not undergone routine security evaluations.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yeah, a bit under 20V made the other components go *poof*, but I really just wanted to try with a board that was there for testing/practice only, to see how “magic smoke” looks and be able to recognize it (and blowj components) in the future. This this thingie:
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
And, yeah, there is a graphics designer out there who was told to make a "badass" poster for this:
A poster/ad for the Roam Toothbrush: As tactical as it gets!
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
We kinda live in the future now.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Je schleimiger die Politiker, desto mehr Freude an der Art von Arbeit. 👍
3 Assholes (Nehammer, Vučić, Orbán) holding hands.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If a Navy SEAL can’t wield a 15 feet long fly swatter quickly, like I imagine the old dude in the photo can, then what business do they have calling themselves special forces in the first place?? ☝️🧐
Old dude in the back of a truck with a giant fly swatter.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
And just to add numbers to this, a google-translated slide from a recent study (took me a bit to summarize the ALT text to make it accessible). There are efforts underway to fix the situation to be fair, but, well, cultural changes take ages. Source: letsempoweraustria.at/wp-content/u...
An image with statistics about women in STEM/MINT fields, the relevant numbers summarized here. 

Proportion of women in the fields of

- Mathematics, engineering, and natural sciences: 27%
- Information and communication technology (ICT): 16% 
- Engineering and comparable fields: 9% 

Source: Binder et al. 2021, p. 19; Statistics Austria 2021

Proportion of women in across different types of education 

In Technical Apprenticeships 11% are women, specifically 74% in optics, 40% technical drawing, 11% mechatronics and 2% in civil engineering apprenticeships.

In Higher technical and commercial educational institutions (HTL) 17% are women, specifically 41% in chemical engineering and 7% in Industrial Engineering and Business IT.

In MINT Study Programs 20% are women, 80% in nutritional sciences, 69% in molecular biology, 10% in telematics and 9% in mechatronics.

MINT Study Programs (colleges) have 23% women studends, 56% in biology, 10% in mechanical engineering and metalworking and 7% in motor vehicle, ship and aicraft programmes. 

Source: 1 Statistics Austria 2022, 2 bic.at/berufsinformation, 3 Office of the Vorarlberg Provincial Government - State Statistics Office 2022, 4 Binder et al. 2021; own presentation
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The symbolic baton has already been passed. 👍
Lukashenko torturing an American d-movie star by making them eat a vegetable.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Imagine being this fucking stupid.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Imagine being this naïve.
Screenshot of a post made by a little dumb dumb
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Austria’s economy is in the shitter and its Minister of Economic Affairs decided that the best strategy is to go on tour shaming people who don’t work full-time and don’t "contribute to the economy" enough. All you need to know about Austria’s economic strategy and future prospects right there.
A picture of a conservative, right-wing-leaning idiot.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Spot the difference!
Only the best of the best of the very best of the russian federation, sir!
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is where I post from …
A powered off NeXT computer next to a SiliconGraphics display showing IRIX on a decidedly 90s desktop table.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
In 2025, in the age of the internet, the Spanish government would have to be pretty fucking retarded to not have known about this. I would not trust Spain with EU defense contracts. Because they’d probably sell all info straight to russia, as long as there was an Euro to be made (same as Austria).
From the article:

The Spanish Directorate-General for Trade Policy, which is directly responsible for monitoring sanctions enforcement and exports, told The Insider:

"If you suspect that a Spanish exporter has committed an alleged offence related to the export of dual-use products and technologies, you must report it to the Criminal Chamber of the National Court of Justice, in accordance with the provisions of article 65 of Organic Law 6/1985, of 1 July, on the judiciary."
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
While I am sympathetic to Americans being butthurt and going all “We’re not the only country with a russian puppet president!” at Ukrainians, I’d also like to point out it’s the whole fukken civilized world that is throwing those stones right now. But hey, let’s start a Euromaidan US Edition timer?
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social
while i am sympathetic with ukrainians complaining about america suddenly turning on them, i think "how could you have possibly voted back in your corrupt russian-backed oligarch president" is throwing stones from inside the flimsiest possible glass house
July 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM & Some people can reply
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Just look at how happy they are.
A group of morons celebrating their One Big Beautiful Bill Act.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
How about a discount, Google, you absolute asswipes?
Dear Google Workspace administrator,
We're writing to inform you of the price change that will go into effect for your Google Workspace Business Starte subscription on or after July 9, 2025. 

___The updated subscription pricing reflects the significant added Al value___, as well as the many new features we have introduced and are launching to Google Workspace editions. Learn more.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Austrian economy logic 101: Robert Holzmann, Governor of Austria’s central bank, asked whether it makes sense to freeze salaries this year (no inflation adjustment), as "the industry" demands, more or less: "People are not spending money, but saving it. It makes no sense to give them more money."
Robert Holzmann, the current Governor of Austria’s central bank
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Absolutely true! The attention to detail you need to be able to read the text here is off the charts!
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
For anyone thinking Apple’s UI designers don’t suck:
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Why would anyone care about a russian train derailing? Seriously? Shitty infrastructure in russia is killing russians every day. russians approve it. No one is protesting. It’s just back luck. Or good luck, in case you’re the rus arriving first on the scene and being able to steal from the dead.
Dmitry Stefanovich
@dvsteff.bsky.social

To be clear the strike is impressive and painful. But the bottom line is that there is no way Ukrainian military can shift the trends on the ground.
BTW it is quite sad that the Western media downplays the derailing of a passenger train the same day.
June 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Imagine being a constantly butthurt simpleton who can not deal with the fact that your one source of personal pride and feeling of achievement — being born in a great country — turned out to be a lie. Because the country is shit. Now you know what Dima feels. Now you know the plight of the rus.
Dmitry Stefanovich
@dvsteff.bsky.social

There is only one way to help Ukraine, and it is to acknowledge defeat. An honorable, well-fought, but still a defeat.
Anything short of direct involvement of
NATO forces will just prolong the suffering.

June 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Not much. T-shirt printing stuffs to wear at my upcoming Designing Audio Plugins talk.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
RFK Jr doing his bi-hourly medical test where he smells the finger he put in his butthole for signs of autism.
RFK Jr smelling his finger for signs of autism after sticking it in his butt
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Totally doesn’t look like one messed up Starbucks order away from a breakdown, either…
mr crazy eyes
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Totally got me there. Single digit percent point differences and this:
Boycotts might play a minor role in Target's and Walmart's recent performance, Chukumba added, but the decline in foot traffic is more likely a result of the general economic uncertainty since Trump took office.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Says the “designer” who stole my PSDs and showed them off as her designs to score jobs.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“Them sure as hell ain’t, Ron!”
A happy-looking air balloon. 🎈
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good for Yandex! 💪
Yandex Delivery for Cargo 200
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Der Deppenfänger von heute.
Illustration from the old children’s story Der Rattenfänger
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Low poly Dodge Viper, #blender, also over 20 years ago. Style was hip in early 2000s!
Abstract illustration with a wireframe of a low poly Dodge Viper
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Ok, fine! #blender, ca 20 years ago.
Grey low poly car on a lime-colored track.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Looking for jobs on LinkedIn and having to scroll past such gems just enforces the belief that Americans are_truly_ lost. They live in their own fantasy world, warped harder than even North Korea could ever hope to be. “C-level” microcephaliacs extravaganza! 👌
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A Sir and a Gentleman. 👌
Like a Sir meme cartoon
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Also, I swear I am not on board there.
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Simple Slav @simpleslav.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You go on LinkedIn looking for a job and this the absolute fucking idiocracy-levels of content that gets pushed into your face all the fucking time.
A screenshot of the idiotism of LinkedIn AI bozos.
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