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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This still applies regardless of who the Dem and GOP nominees are.
Mikel Jollett tweet that if you're a single issue voter and you won't vote for the candidate that's better on that issue then your single issue is you're a dumbass.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He was asleep but several accounts photoshopped it to make it worse. From Snopes:
Picture on the left with Trump asleep with his head on the desk. Picture on the right with Trump's eyes closed, upright and sleeping.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Then why are you liking Nazi posts? I feel like based on your lack of understanding you may be a literal child so I'm going to block you.
Tweet that seeing a 14 yo's opinion on the internet is a human rights violation.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Once again you liked a post that it's good for Jewish people to be mad. It seems like Platner would be in your wheelhouse. I personally think Platner's a pos. It's Leftists and Progressives who love him.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This site is becoming a Nazi site but Leftistly. His handle is richgraham if you want to preemptively block him. I think he thought I was Jewish rather than I just don't like antisemitic pos.
Post that reads, "Only the Jews will be mad at us. That's better" from RichGraham accounts.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
People like him can't hear the word Obama without bringing up drone strikes but are radio silent when it comes to Trump drone striking so many people he stopped releasing the numbers. It's almost like their problem with Obama really isn't about drone strikes. 🤔
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I needed the laugh. Even if it was from Jon Stewart.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Americans dgaf about Gaza in 2024. Terrorism was ranked higher. She lost because independent voters thought she was too far Left. She has to appeal to more than you chuds. And besides people like you allowed Trump to win which was the opposite of what Palestinians wanted. That's white saviorism.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You guys just fell for Republican bots pushing a message to suppress your vote and I'm not taking you seriously until you recognize that.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You are a 🤡
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Harvard Harris poll in October 2024 asking what Americans cared about. Only 6% of Americans thought Gaza was important. Most Americans dgaf about Gaza. She didn't lose because of Gaza. She lost because independents thought she was too far Left. You're in a bubble.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ahh, I get the problem. It says you wrote this in Japanese. Are you a non American who doesn't understand how our electoral system works? Because it's a binary system and if you don't vote for one candidate then you're fine with everything the other candidate does.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Once again, you're wrong. Biden never promised he would run one term. I used to have an article where he directly said no to the question but deleted it because I thought you dumb fucks were done with this bullshit. Clearly, I overestimated you.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Americans have agency. Stop acting like they're helpless victims who had no choice but to inflict Trump on the world. The ones who didn't vote for Harris are responsible for those school girls Trump bombed in Iran.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's a binary choice and you not voting means you're fine with either decision. That makes you responsible for what happens and okay with the worst thing happening. Don't expect me to applaud you because you chose purity when you're safe from the consequences of your decisions.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You have a responsibility as a voter not to allow the dumbest man in the world be in charge of the largest military. Everyone who didn't vote for Harris is responsible for what's going on in Iran right now as well as every other bad thing Trump has done because you gave Trump that power.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No. Americans are the reason Trump is in office. If you didn't vote for Kamala, you are the reason he's in office. Americans are not victims. We have agency and a responsibility to not let the dumbest man in the world be in charge of the biggest military.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Evergreen no matter who the candidate was.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All they care about is owning the libs. Just like their parents.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The votes weren't gettable because the point was to teach everyone a lesson.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You forget that at the time the majority of the US stood behind Israel and that by law Biden had to ensure Israel had a QME. Regardless, the Left encouraged Bibi to bomb Gaza when they said they'd reward him with Trump. Palestinians asked the US to vote for Harris because she'd be better for them.
Tweet that people didn't consider Palestinians when deciding who to vote for. Only how it made them feel.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I know the Fuck Dems meme is the default of Leftists but sometimes the dishonesty used to get there would make a Republican blush. ICE doesn't shut down if their funding doesn't pass but if a natural disaster happened people would be screwed. Should've voted harder. www.cbsnews.com/news/governm...
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Palestinians said they would rather Harris over Trump. But people like you have always had a "Fuck you, we know what's best for you" type of white saviorism. It's because you think you're their intellectual betters.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
And as uninteresting as it is arguing with someone who doesn't have skin in the game, I have better things to do.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reminds me of this.
Screenshot of Twitter QT of TheM_L_G noting that someone not voting for Biden because it will make them feel as if they haven't enabled genocide doesn't consider whether Trump will make things better or worse for Palestinians. Only how it will make them feel as a voter.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Twitter screenshot from Mikel Jollett's account - If you say: "I won't vote for Biden because I am a single issue voter even though Trump is way worse on that issue," then your single issue is you're a dumbass.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Women choosing the bear - what if the bear was a cop? What then, women?
A screenshot of a news article. In between the writing in the article, the news service has inserted the wrong picture. The picture is a brown bear. Below it is a caption: David Gray/AFP Getty Images - PHOTO: Police walk on a street after a shooting incident at Bondi Beach in Sydney on December 14, 2025.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
From Blueprint polling. Independent voters in battleground States thought Harris was too far Left. This flipped those States and cost her the election. I've seen other polls that said the same thing.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Malice. Starring Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman, Alec Baldwin, and Bebe Neuwirth
Film poster for Malice. Half images of Alec Baldwin's face on the left and Nicole Kidman on the right on a black background. Above them are Alec Baldwin, Nicole and Bill Pullman's names.  Below and between them are the movie's taglines and the name of the movie "Malice." The name of the movie is in red print. Underneath in small print are other stars and production information.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Terrifying if true.
Image from Facebook. At the top are the words, "People you may know." Below that is a picture of Trump advisor Stephen Miller. Underneath that are the options add friend or remove.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The lighting in the video makes Ernst's eyes look like a demon from Supernatural. How appropriate.
A screenshot from the wiki of the TV show Supernatural of a woman's head. She is facing forward. Her eyes are black, including her pupils and sclera. The text under the picture is "Demons. Supernatural Wiki."
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ah, yes. The flowchart again.
A flowchart showing how people blame Democrats for Republican actions.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yep.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
So The Wizard of Oz scared me so badly as a toddler that I haven't watched it since. Which means I also didn't watch The Wiz. Having found out they used the paper from a Reeses Peanut Butter cup for Michael Jackson's Scarecrow nose, maybe I didn't need to be afraid.
Michael Jackspn as the Scarecrow in The Wiz. They attached the paper from a Reese's Peanut Butter cup for the nose.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Gingerbread man with his mouth in upside down smile frown. Above his head are the words, "He screams."
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I broke Duo. 😦
Duo the green cartoon owl icon is broken.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This isn't a cute story. A guy did this to me, and it was infuriating. I had a job that I couldn't do because my computer kept having problems. What was worse was my supervisor thought I was somehow causing the issue. Do not be this creep.
Post about woman talking about how she met her husband because he was an IT manager and he would mess with her computer so he could fix it.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Like what was I being threatened with?
Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl, perched atop the number 2024. Facing you and looking menacing. The text reads, "Did you learn enough to be safe from Duo? Let's see." The word "start" with a down arrow below the word is underneath the other text.The text reads, "Are you safe from Duo? Swipe up to reveal." Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl is shadowed. He is behind the mostly clear entrance to a tent. The entrance has a blue outline flap closed with a blue zipper in the middle. Duo, the green cartoon owl faces you. The look on his face is happy. His wings are outstretched. The soles of his feet face you. The one on the left is slightly higher. It looks as if he is standing in front of three arched windows on top of a tan, then a lavender, then a mint, then a dark blue wave that may be the outline of a cloud. A white burst of what appears to be sunlight appears over the right side of his head. The text reads, "Yes! Your 676 day streak was hot stuff. You're safe from Duo. For now. But one slip is all it takes..." Beneath that the text reads, "Share for a reward."
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What is up with Duo? How is he not being mobbed by furries?
Duo the Duolingo owl drooling while looking at his phone. The text reads, "Congrats you spent 1114 minutes learning this year. That's more time than Duo spent looking at Dua Lipa pics."Duo the Duolingo owls body facing away but the owl is looking at you over his shoulder. His butt cheeks are prominent. The text reads, "676 days was your longest streak. Okay, hot stuff. Can you keep the flame lit?"A Spanish flag icon is on top of Duo the cartoon green Duolingo owl's body. His wings to the side of his body. His dummy thicc bottom facing you. The soles of his feet facing you. The text reads, "You completed 366 lessons in Spanish. You absolutely crushed it."A picture of Duo the green, cartoon Duolingo owl facing away from you. His wings are raised by his side. His butt crack is drawn in. The back of his feet are present.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I don't know that I'd describe a journey to Hell and back as amazing but I guess for some people it's all about the journey.
A picture of Martha Stewart on the cover of a tabloid magazine with the words written under her picture, "Martha Stewart's Amazing Journey. 'I'VE BEEN TO HELL & BACK'"
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My favorite Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Calvin has a piece of pie and says, "This piece of pie is awfully darn small." In the next frame, his mom says, "Life could be worse, Calvin." To which Calvin snaps back, "Life could be a lot better, too." In the last frame, Calvin is sitting on his bed, sent to his room, and grumpily complains, "But worse is more likely."
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Axios article headline: $6 million is a reasonable price for banana (art). Below the headline is a picture of the back of the head of a woman taking cell phone picture of a banana duct taped to the wall.Lucille Bluth from tv show Arrested Development asking, "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Same, girl.
A succulent in front of other plants. All are sitting on a table. The succulent is prickly and has a sign that says do not touch.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
His first mistake was leaving the house.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Terf alert.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Amazing. Thank you.
Extreme close up of a husky's nose.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Kirk Acevado was true to his word. I didn't expect it because he didn't owe my little account anything.
Kirk Acevado post that he follows people back.Kirk Acevado's page @realkidvicious.bsky.social.
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My Account @simplemonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hope your day gets better.
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