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lorance el

@simplelorance.bsky.social
483 followers 689 following 433 posts

Vegan, Too liberal to b labeled liberal, too irreverent to say fuck you, too religious to be religious, using my powers for good and a little bit of evil, this too shall pass, Semper Fi even if the republic dies!

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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
When I die I want people to ask one question “ Is the world a better place because of him” In the case of Charlie Kirk the answer is absolutely NO
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think this is the Social work motto
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Astro Attorney ⚖️🪐⭐️🔭 @astroattorney.com · 28/01/2025
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yes she should get one - anything to piss off the orange menace
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sorry Jully I will never wait and see ... we've had 4 years of his bullshit and now we're gonna have 4 more This IS a major catastrophe I fear for my country and our people I will not give the orange menace the benefit of the doubt - He's already proven what kind of bastard he is. FUCK HIM!!!!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
this was the beginning of my hate for him !
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So I get how SPs feed the # of followers and I have enjoyed how swiftly u can build the # of following, however, I like to follow people who I have commonality so each person in the SP I like to verify - I’ve noticed that some SPs have 30-50 or more - Please for the love of all - less is more
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Elon can’t buy my love!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
goddamn that’s funny
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I think when t-rump dies we should have a national holiday, some of us will celebrate, some of us will mourn. I’ll be on the celebration committee
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Anyone checked under Mace's skirt? Just wondering
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Yeah all it takes is courage -so yeah that ain't gonna work
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
SK, are u saying I ain’t pretty?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Pres. Hillbilly !
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Considering this elections results, Men ought to get their wives permission to vote ! Just saying
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Not Yet anyways
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
TPaul, how was your vacation? Just a reminder - you haven't followed me back yet
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You forgot to add Leon to this mess. I don't know how many wives and kids he has, not to mention the one trans-kid he disavows
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Not enough time, then T-rump will just crush them when he gets in
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Oh Man U got issues ! I'm gonna follow you
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Been there - I know what you're talking about. - congrats!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I got in soooooo much trouble with this book in high school - nuns weren't having it - between this book and the Bible I almost got kicked out of high school - good times.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
coolest video I seen today
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The reality of this election: 1/3 will vote for our side no matter what 1/3 will vote for their side no matter what it's the other 1/3 you got to convince, our side did a piss poor job of listening to them and telling them what they wanted to hear, the other side did a much better job
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Where we gonna meet up Jan 21st?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mr Happy did u draw this. Nice - has the election made u Mr. Sad? Hang in there- love your bio.
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Get Up, Stand Up‼️✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @getupstandup2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Truly, people…
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What no pickle relish?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Where's the other 405 K go?
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Malmqvist @malmqvist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
yup they hos!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Couldn't disagree more, case in point: Wife hates a woman with the fiery passion of two suns, I don't know her and so now I hate her too. That's called loyalty and trust. I believe in her ability to judge fairly and with good reason. if it walks like a duck ...
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
common on, where is your tolerance? "... and some, I'm sure are good people" - t-rump
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jason, I reject everyone of these and refuse to use them.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yeah that's t-rumps job! Also, Tenn people "See through it..." hahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wife gave me a pretzel and then took a piece - when I protested she said: "Hey I made them, I'm just allowing you to have one, so their really mine" I have no snappy come back!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
but I'm gonna need copius amounts( how do you spell copious) amounts of coffee if I'm gonna b up all night.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Thank goodness I wasn’t on this list
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
we talking crayons?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We would always put up our Xmas tree right after we ate thanksgiving dinner, my mother instituted a no talking policy as we hung up the ornaments, it helped bring us all together as a family and forget our differences. too bad it never really happened we fought like it was our last meal.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Who comes up with these names?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Seems like u always sleeping
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
They just b Hos !
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
that sounds great - is it gonna matter when t-rump declares a state of emergency.?
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not to worry Joe will soon put Mika out on the street - you know - to make daddy some money!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Why do u all think that we are even gonna have eggs and bread and even a country.? State of Emergency will wipe that all out.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Roger Stone - excuse me while I go throw up.
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Michael u should b thankful, if we had a stronger AG u might still b in jail - where u belong!
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lorance el @simplelorance.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I was only following 2 of these so thanks for the SP
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