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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

My American Cancer Society challenge is at an end. I rode 480 miles in March. Thanks to everyone who donated. If you still wish to, you still can. www.facebook.com/donate/10955...

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Finally got to see one of my favorite plays live, ALL MY SONS by Arthur Miller.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Found this while on a walk with Sabine this morning. What exactly is a skatboard? 🤔 #signage

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

As of this morning I have completed the 300-mile challenge, so I've done my bit. Now it's time for you to do yours. 🙂 I'd love it if you'd donate the American Cancer Society. Please share this post. Thanks. www.facebook.com/donate/10955...

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The ads for MEMORY OF A KILLER describe the show as "unforgettable:...which seems like a poor choice of words considering this show is about a hitman succumbing to Altheimer's. :-/

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Pitch for a sitcom...CIA: She thought she was going to join the Culinary Institute of America but she's whisked off (pun intended) to Langley to train with the Central Intelligence Agency. Now she's flipping pancakes and foreign assets to stop evildoers around the world. It's the perfect recipe...

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

With the way the world is going, I'm starting to think Thanos' plan isn't such a bad idea.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I hate that I have to subscribe to #AppleTV to watch #F1. I especially hate that Apple TV locked me out of my account after 1 day and it's going to be until next week until they can sort it out. Just incompetent. #RansomTV

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Comedy writer Rob Grant died this week. He was part of the writing team Grant-Naylor. He'll be best remembered for co-creating Red Dwarf but his comedy writing stretched far wider than that especially in sketch comedy. I've been laughing at his writing since I was teenager.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’m cycling 300 miles during the month of March to help the American Cancer Society (ACS) fight for a world without cancer. I'm hoping to raise $300. If you'd like to donate, pls go to: www.facebook.com/donate/10955... #cancer bsky.app/profile/acsc...

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Stapler vs. Staple Remover...In Staples no one can hear you scream.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 12. One to screw it in and the rest to film on their phones.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Wow, FLOW is bleak. I was depressed by the end. Now it maybe because the cat looks and acts like my Silva, but either way, sheesh.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I like Mrs. Simon to find me in noncompromising positions so I can say, "It's not what you think." It's quite tedious for her.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Don't know if anyone has seen this TurboTax ad. It features the TurboTax song...not a jingle but a song featuring tax information. I'm sure the lyricist died a little inside coming up lyrics for this one. What were they thinking? youtu.be/mqJ3IFWHqXU?...

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN holds a special place in my heart as it's the only film that nearly got me kicked out of a theater. The film came out on 8th birthday and my mum took me to see it. Apparently, we laughed too much and the usherette told us repeatedly to knock it off.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Just saw a car with the license plate "❤ TO ESC" aka "Love to Escape." One thing though. The vehicle was parked outside the county jail. 😕

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I'd love to a movie take place on daylight savings day just so when the detective asks for 48hrs to solve the case, his angry captain will say, "You've got 23hrs." #ClicheBusting

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Georgie poses for his portrait painting...that no one is painting. #cats #cat #catsagram #cats_of_instagram

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

My longhaired #dachshund Sabine is currently protecting the #Christmas dinner in the oven but falling asleep sitting up.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas. Hope everyone has a happy one.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I'm lefthanded & I'm used to things being back to front but something occurred to me the other day, I tie a tie back to front.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

This is the look you get when your cat wakes up from a deep sleep only to you in the arms of another cat. So sorry, Gordo. #cats #cats_of_instagram #cat #catlife #catsagram

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

THE PRINCESS BRIDE is one of my favorite films of all time. Thanks Rob Reiner for the stories and the laughs. RIP.

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Today, I completed my 2025 goal of riding 4,500 miles. This pic doesn't reflect how fecking cold it was today. Pic by Adele Ho. Me in the distance. #cyclinglife #cyclist #cycling

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Went for a cold and chilly ride this morning. A decent ride, but a ton of road furniture today. However, the Star driver of the day goes to the guy who passed me at 71 mph in a 40mph zone in his pickup. #cycling

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

This is what I am doing Saturday morning. Wanna join me?

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

My dream job is coming up color names for Pantone. This is what I've included in my application. Disappointed in-law Last day of school Missed appointment Doctor's office Beggar's limp Pub carpet Politician's smile Angry Wednesday Awkward moment Complicated relationship Carpenter's finger and Thud

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It’s that time of year, so if you’re looking to give a book for #Christmas. If you want to get a book autographed, go to my bookshop. Use code TURKEY15 to get a 15% off. Go to simonwood.net/books/ #christmastime #holidayspecial #christmasshopping #christmasbooks #books #thriller #mystery #simonwood

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

A bunch of my English and Franch titles will half price during Smashwords‘ End of Year sale starting today, December 8th! The sale ends January 1st so you have plenty of time to pick up a bargain. My titles can be found here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view... #books #ebooks #christmastime #sale

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Went for a very chilly #Thanksgiving bike ride and I am going spend the next couple of hours defrosting under a blanket. 🥶 #cycling #cyclinglife

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer @simonwoodwrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Spare a thought for Sabine as she goes under the knife today. A potentially cancerous mass removed from her leg. :( #dachshund #dachshunds #dachshundsofinstagram #dachshundlife #sausagedog #doxiesofinstagram

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