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Simon Shapiro

@simonshapiro.bsky.social
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AREA MAN LEARNS OF HORRORS, SCREAMS INTO VOID He/Him Portlandia, EEUU

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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Duck tape is not to be confused with duct tape, but it has its moments.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Karelian Blueberry Dog
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I eat gravlax in this economy i think about soilent green and those $400 strawberries.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MOOD
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Stealing the honey could be complicated.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Springtime in Portlandia, a moment of zen.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A good friend keeps an eye out, just sayin'
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It's probably a good day to sharpen knives.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
RIP Lil' ms. Sassypants. 2009-2025.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Touched a Nerve
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
three parts
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
A story in two parts
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
PORTLANDIAS BURNING
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Seattle Times is terrified of Democracy.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Those of you who don't live in Portlandia are probably going to hear some things about us in the news soon, as the president tries to make an example out of us. Please remember that a Riot is what happens when the Red Sox win, what we're about to see here is Fascism.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Somber mood on the dog walk - I thought there was an emergency at the church at first... just a whole lot of respect for a passed peer.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
CSI: North Portlandia. Pretty sure we've been tracking coyote all morning, but a 12 pound black panther was found on the scene. I think these things used to be a mourning dove.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Truly this is the dumbest timeline
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
(stolen meme is stolen, but it's on point)
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This is Tess. She's inside because it's too hot outside. Her hobbies include: asking for more, demanding more, and being under feet.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Well, to be honest, this engine having massive widespread failures, WAS on my bingo card.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Salticus scenicus aka the Zebra Jumper
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
(stolen from a facebook group)
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
MOOD
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tonight, there's GOOD NEWS!
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
case in point
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Is that why I had to read it five times to figure out what the facts were?
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The real story here is that nearly 4000 nancys and susans thought that something was going to happen if they called it in.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
login to facebook they said, it'll be fine they said. I mean, I'm not here to kink shame.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
some things are supposed to be semiconductors. other things are not.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is a metaphor for everything.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
These AI diet hack ads are getting out of hand.
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Simon Shapiro @simonshapiro.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
TIL Silca is 3d printing bike cleats.
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