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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of the prettiest things I do in my writing is that the curtains are always arbitrarily colored blue. I purposely add semi random meaningless details so that if im ever famous, the poor kids forced to read my books will have endless points to debate pointlessly. 🤣🙏 all the herrings are red

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@mythwright.com for real though! I need more than just a demo! Im even willing to exchange some digital currency for it! 🤣🙏

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I need a release date! Especially one that's close!!

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

All these meds suck, but stacking vasodilators pays off sometimes :) "You flipped my v*gina inside out"

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

MFW my wife gets home from the Dr with the diagnosis of "bruised cervix" "We can tell you've been having a lot of sex lately" "...how?!" "There are older bruises in the too" And "It looks like your husband takes good care of you" (due to placement, pattern, and severity)

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Monster @creepingm0nster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

•°☆COMMISSION INFO UPDATED!☆°• Waitlist is now open to the public! Please take a moment to read everything before requesting a commission! Request form available on my carrd -> creepingm0nster.carrd.co Waitlist will close if it fills up to end of October and then reopen once I’m caught up again!

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

#WarpDriveIntoDesire Ch2 of my seventh novel, a direct sequel to #WarpDriveIntoLove that's coming out 9/15 #darkromance #militaryscifi

$The door from Deck 11 opened 83 seconds before the door from deck 9 to deck 10 opened. The imbalance of having the two seals broken along the stress fracture of the internal warp ring caused the entire ships keel to shift. The massive starship shuddered as her deck lost their alignment, at first by less than a millimeter. Emergency doors began snapping shut, but most couldn't find their seals. One external hatch bore the burnt of the millions of ton of tungsten alloy twisting. The metal made brittle from nearly a century of service sheered and cracked. Deck 10 underwent a violent decompression, causing the stressed metal to warp even more. Multiple decks began to decompress slowly thought the heavy sealed doors that could no longer seal. PSC Blake Cooper watched his vessel coming apart in real time from his nearly forgotten post.$

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is the stupidest tea party ive been to in my entire life!

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Just drop your email into the form :) beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#WarpDriveIntoLove still accepting ARC readers! This #darkromance #militaryscifi is currently on preorder, launch date 9/15! Sign up today for all the #spoilers , and ofc my eternal gratitude! beacons.ai/simonsfolly/...

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

There's only like 2 people who will even get what this means, but nonetheless, it is occurring. #WarpDriveIntoDesire

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Lol grand children Lol reading Like this planet will even be habitable for humans by then 😂🤣🙏

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Some days I'm Vacation Rick. Those are the good days. Some days I can remember everything I've lost.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I write "old timey space ship novels"

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I'd stay down here even if there was a way out 🤣😅😬

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

"Its the Jerry episode! I love the Jerry episode! ... cuz I'm a Jerry" "No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Made an (re)intro video since its been awhile and also ive made a ton of progress since taking this marketing biz seriously www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/

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made another #intro video because its been a long time and ive made a ton of progress since then

TikTok video by Simons Folly 🧲 Author

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

There isn't a restaurant in this region that isn't also a sports bar. I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Number Two. Its already in there.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

This* Ive DNF'd a few books just for opening to a dictionary and history lesson instead of a story.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

⚠️ATTN. BOOK REVIEWERS⚠️Would you like to receive a FREE e-ARC of my #book #PaladinOfStonehart in exchange for an unbiased Goodreads review? If so: send me a DM requesting your FREE e-ARC and we can talk :) #Promosky I definitely stole this post lol

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Dat War on Poverty lol .. if any of us ever felt stable, we'd be able to organize and demand our rights protected. Doctors get paid for return visits, not cures. Healthcare sees us all as costs to be cut. Im trying to go offgrid.. i wish I had done it before the strokes lol

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Im still waiting for my Dx.. I had to just sort of chain together symptoms and findings till they stuck.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I ran the gambit for almost 3 years. It fucking sucks.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I just finished Bones and All, amd loved it! Ofc I wouldnt mind if you picked up any of my books too.. lord knows ive read them enough times to hate them lol

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I always try to wait a few days between books, so I can digest them before moving on. I read pretty fast, but I dont think fastest is better.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Here's another quick I Told You So ahead of time: Nothing will fundamentally change after the midterms. Global.and Local Genocide, Epstein, ICE, rising poverty, all mostly undeterred.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

They did. Its the amendment immediately after the first.

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

To be fair, mine started with dialogue.. exactly like the internet told me not to do lol

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Simons Folly 📚 @simonsfolly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

"What was that movie where the man was invisible? " @datchubbybtch.bsky.social "Invisible man?" We're in love btw

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